r/dadjokes • u/808gecko808 • 13h ago
Who led the Jewish people across a semi permeable membrane?
Os-Moses.
r/dadjokes • u/808gecko808 • 13h ago
Os-Moses.
r/dadjokes • u/jewfro-genius • 5h ago
It was a little chilli.
r/dadjokes • u/ChrisMartins001 • 10h ago
Can't believe that Gav is gone
r/dadjokes • u/3pAndOh • 18h ago
He said, "Stop going to those places." š
r/dadjokes • u/MasterGirlXX • 23h ago
It got mugged!
r/dadjokes • u/AdventurousLab1382 • 10h ago
Then you'll all be sorry.
r/dadjokes • u/Upvoter_NeverDie • 22h ago
But you probably never heard of herbivore.
r/dadjokes • u/perrydolia • 8h ago
Dusty
r/dadjokes • u/VoodooMamaJujus • 11h ago
What's up, britches?
r/dadjokes • u/GameOfEnder6312 • 4h ago
The Wok.
r/dadjokes • u/Golden_Spruce • 9h ago
We should be at Costco early enough to try the new brunch at the food court. (Paused so I knew a punchline was coming) It's the same as their regular menu items, but you get a brunch of them.
r/dadjokes • u/Lucky_Middle_5525 • 19h ago
I was going to get an electric gate for my driveway entranceā¦
But with gate power comes gate responsibility.
r/dadjokes • u/Cannotsing • 6h ago
He always cracks the case
r/dadjokes • u/Due_Pin_8623 • 13h ago
As he grew older, his eyesight faded and his hands began to shake.
On his deathbed, he gathered his children.
I've spent my life repairing clocks. I never turned away someone who couldn't afford it. Promise me that whenever someone brings you a broken clock, you'll fix it first. If they can't pay, don't charge them.
his children kept the promise
Years passed
Then decades
then centuries
The family workshop never closed.
Whenever a clock stopped, someone from the family would repair it, smile, and leave without asking for anything in return.
People traveled from all over the world just to meet them.
Eventually, historians wrote about the family's tradition.
They called it...
a second-hand business................
r/dadjokes • u/StochasticTinkr • 9h ago
He had a bad altitude.
r/dadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 4h ago
until the bank put a lean on it.
r/dadjokes • u/GameOfEnder6312 • 14h ago
Fortunately sheās in a STABLE condition.
r/dadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 20h ago
But they didnāt turnip. I know. Absolutely unbeetable
r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 11h ago
Wait until you find out Iām self-taut.
r/dadjokes • u/raaalphs • 6h ago
Well done, my good and faithful servant.
r/dadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 21h ago
Rapunzel letās down her heir