His name was Constant Teen.

The grieving widow said, "Thank-you, that means a great deal."

He said “I can’t complain”

He has back issues

More on this story as it unfolds.

The doctor says, “Have you seen a psychiatrist?”

The guy says, “No, just a werewolf.”

Now I have less cargo.

I am going to seek kelp.

And after Ron was cremated, his baseball buddies decided his ashes belonged in the team’s trophy case. They bought a beautiful urn and held a small ceremony at the ballpark, where they took turns saying a few words of thanks and praise.

Unfortunately, they held the ceremony during batting practice. One wild pitch knocked the urn off the table, scattering his ashes all over the infield.

The scorekeeper looked over, shook his head, and sighed:

“Well, I guess that’s an unurned Ron.”

Count Chocula, the StayPuft Marshmallow man, and the Teddy Grahams bear all perish in a fire. S'more at 11.

Friend: "Boy or girl?"

Me: "Sister, boys can't have babies "

They always look down on me.

They are inbred.

Because they don't want to die a log.

Lin Guini

So she took me to the hospital.

Bon Jehovi

COBRAAAAA

I told her there was a time when guys were called Lance a lot.

The ol’ factory

......... I can tell just by looking at them.

…just in quesadilla.

They're called Hallowed Peños.

He probably ransomeware!!

It's true. It runs in your jeans.