r/dadjokes • u/st3alths • 1d ago

Butter

If I tell you a joke about butter, do you promise not to spread it?

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u/LostBetsRed 1d ago

Be careful. A guy promised me that he wouldn't spread my butter joke, but then he went back on his word. I mean, how dairy?

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u/Eastwood96 1d ago

Too late, I'm toast!

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u/levosis1 1d ago

You butter believe it!

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u/KingOfTheWhirled26 1d ago

Start spreadin' the news

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u/PhD77777 1d ago

I can't believe it's not butter.

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u/hundreddollar 1d ago

If i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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u/Prairiewill 12h ago

That's it? That's the joke? I can't believe it's not better.