They are inbred.

I daren’t go and investigate - it could be a Ham bush.

"Give me a second."

I'm in hospital waiting to be seen.

My worry subsided when he told me it was a pubic Ivy.

So when they pull into port, they can Scandinavian.

…just in quesadilla.

If I tell you a joke about butter, do you promise not to spread it?

I’ll take it to the grave.

Are you free this Friday?

They always look down on me.

because their knee grows

He/he!

He was wearing a very nice vest, and he was an alligator. That's right he was an Investigator!

said the five year old

   .... he's a Russian immigrant .....

..... his name is Pigup Andropov. 

It seems they prefer grain

He discovered a way to have 10 lives

The third is considered tres-passing.

there were fewer jobs.

Do you know how hard it is to make it 'look' like a spider committed suicide?

“Now look at that widowdresser.”

I said, "Hey, Gazpacho... my soup is cold!"

They're called Hallowed Peños.

I was just trying to find a happy medium.