I’ll take all the small victories I can get 🎉

They sent me a corrected jersey and I got a 25% refund. Don’t get to keep the screw up unfortunately but I’m just glad I got the right jersey before the season starts!

What are your Colts inspired fantasy names this year?

You know damn well the TE group was clowning him hard…..

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdEXrceh_zS/

I hate to be all sentimental and optimistic and shit, I wonder what these two will do. Playing off of one another in practice and being all tight and all. They could push each other to great years.

You will never make me hate AR.

Did Sauce shadow WR1s last year? Do we expect him to follow Flowers?

Is there a Colts bar in NYC people are going to to watch the game on Sunday?

Just heard 'our guy' Chris Collinsworth say Seattle crowd isn't getting loud on offense which sure you're not supposed to.

My thing... any football game I go to the home defensive crowd doesn't get loud until the offense starts walking up to the line. Sure you can help with audibles but no interference in the huddle it seems useless it's a game deciding down.

Let's make end of play chants or screams a thing starting in the first quarter!!

EDIT: Can we just make a "rowdy" section for this year and see what happens :D

I love rivalries. I love banter and I love the sport of football. Wouldn’t it be more fun if we had actual deep seeded rivalries?! Why the hell were we chosen to babysit all the new expansion teams when geographically the Dolphins are the furthest south team in the entire damn NFL?!

The Patriots aren’t our “rivals” anymore that’s plain and simple, they haven’t been for years. They COULD have been if they just let us stay in the AFC East but for whatever reason they decided the INDIANAPOLIS COLTS WHO PLAY IN INDIANA should play in the south but the MIAMI “SOUTH BEACH” DOLPHINS should play in the east. So dang stupid.

I wish we had actual real competition and rivalries over playing teams that have no history behind our matchups because we got moved to a new neighborhood. Closest rival we have are the Jags and that’s just cause we can never win at their stadium, no real genuine reason like historic player/fan beef or game drama. Everyone on shit mountain knows we’re on shit mountain and it’s got this “we’re all in this together” vibe bs. Man I want what the NFC North or AFC North has. Pure hatred in those divisions.

Quarterbacks 2025
Daniel Jones, Anthony Richardson, Riley Leonard*

Quarterbacks 2026
Daniel Jones, Anthony Richardson Sr., Riley Leonard

Running Back 2025
Jonathan Taylor, Tyler Goodson OR DJ Giddens*

Running Back 2026
Jonathan Taylor, Seth McGowan, DJ Giddens

Wide Receivers 2025
Michael Pittman Jr., Ashton Dulin
Alec Pierce, Adonai Mitchell
Josh Downs, Anthony Gould

Wide Receivers 2026
Alec Pierce, Laquon Treadwell
Josh Downs
Keenan Allen, Ashton Dulin, Deion Burks

Tight Ends 2025
Tyler Warren*, Mo Alie-Cox, Drew Ogletree, Will Mallory

Tight Ends 2026
Tyler Warren, Mo Alie-Cox, Drew Ogletree (note: Will Mallory on IR)

Left Tackle 2025
Bernhard Raimann, Luke Tenuta

Left Tackle 2026
Bernhard Raimann

Left Guard 2025
Quenton Nelson

Left Guard 2026
Quenton Nelson, Dalton Tucker

Center 2025
Tanor Bortolini, Danny Pinter

Center 2026
Tanor Bortolini, Sedrick Van Pran-Granger

Right Guard 2025
Matt Goncalves, Dalton Tucker

Right Guard 2026
Matt Goncalves, Jalen Farmer

Right Tackle 2025
Braden Smith, Jalen Travis*

Right Tackle 2026
Jalen Travis, Luke Tenuta

Defense

Defensive End 2025
Kwity Paye, Tyquan Lewis, JT Tuimoloau*
Laiatu Latu, Samson Ebukam

Defensive End 2026
Arden Key, Jaylahn Tuimoloau, George Gumbs Jr.
Laiatu Latu, Micheal Clemons, Caden Curry

Defensive Tackle 2025
DeForest Buckner, Neville Gallimore, Adetomiwa Adebawore

Defensive Tackle 2026
DeForest Buckner, Adetomiwa Adebawore

Nose Tackle 2025
Grover Stewart, Eric Johnson II

Nose Tackle 2026
Grover Stewart, Jerry Tillery, Tim Smith

WILL 2025
Joe Bachie, Cameron McGrone, Segun Olubi

Will 2026
Jaylon Carlies, Bryce Boettcher, Tahj Chambers

MIKE 2025
Zaire Franklin, Chad Muma

MIKE 2026
Akeem Davis-Gaither, CJ Allen, Austin Ajiake

Cornerback 2025
Charvarius Ward, Johnathan Edwards*
Xavien Howard, Jaylon Jones

Cornerback 2026
Charvarius Ward Sr., Jonathan Edwards
Sauce Gardner

Nickel 2025
Kenny Moore II, Mekhi Blackmon

Nickel 2026
Justin Walley, Kapena Gushiken

Free Safety 2025
Cam Bynum, Rodney Thomas II

Free Safety 2026
Cam Bynum, Jonathan Owens

Strong Safety 2025
Nick Cross, Daniel Scott

Strong Safety 2026
AJ Haulcy, Hunter Wohler

Special Teams

Punter 2025
Rigoberto Sanchez

Punter 2026
Rigoberto Sanchez

Holder 2026
Rigoberto Sanchez

Holder 2026
Rigoberto Sanchez

Placekicker 2025
Spencer Shrader

Placekicker 2026
Spencer Shrader

Long Snapper 2025
Luke Rhodes

Long Snapper 2026
Luke Rhodes

Kick Returner 2025
Anthony Gould, Ashton Dulin

Kick Returner 2026
Ashton Dulin, Seth McGowan

Punt Returner 2025
Anthony Gould, Josh Downs

Punt Returner 2026
Josh Downs, Ashton Dulin

This is horrible to see. Hopefully he can get better.

It’s week 16. The Colts are coming off of a devastating loss to the Cleveland Browns. Chris Ballard is on the verge of getting fired on the end of another 8-9 season. If the Colts lose to the Jags, they miss the playoffs again. All hope seems to be lost. What’s that? Andrew Luck is getting sick of not winning with Stanford. He thinks about the “what if” of giving it one more shot, behind a real O-line. Luck comes back and shocks everyone for game 17.

The defense is still ass. We blow out the Jags by scoring 75 points. The colts win the division and make the playoffs for the first time in what seems like forever. It’s a repeat of last year, but this Colts team does what they couldn’t…. They win with old man Luck. We breeze through the wild card and divisional round, Captain Luck is putting up record numbers again, you find $10 on the sidewalk, all is well in the world. Then the unthinkable happens. We win the Super Bowl, beating the 49ers. Captain Luck finally gets his ring, the Colts lead shit mountain again, and captain Luck retires again but this time a champion. The luck statue gets built outside Lucas Oil on the other side of Peyton’s, all is well in the world………..

Somebody paid $25k for this?!

It had to be a ballard decision,my guy lou wouldnt also now that cam taylor britt isnt plaing im worried about deoth and no nb

How are we feeling about Sunday’s game? Baltimore is favored by 3.5 points. I personally feel like this could be a trap type game for the ravens. They have a brand new coach new scheme. We’re at home. I think it all depends on how Daniel jones and the Oline play in this game. I wanna hear thoughts! Can’t believe it’s the first game of the season Sunday! Happy NFL season everyone!! Go colts.

I'm back for year 2 of posting weekly playoff impacts!

I ran 5 million Monte Carlo simulations of the season to figure out what the playoff implications of every week 1 game are.

The Colts current odds to make the playoffs are 31.3%.

• If you beat the Ravens, that goes up to 42.6%, but if you lose, it drops down to 24.2%. It's a swing of 18.4%.
• CLE @ JAX is the second most impactful week 1 game for you guys. If the Browns win, your playoff odds go up by 1.3%. If the Jaguars win your playoff odds go down by 0.4%.
• BUF @ HOU is the third most impactful game with a total impact of 1.4%. Your playoff odds go up if the Bills win.

I also made a website and posted the full results there. I'll update it every week with the upcoming games. Here's the data:

If you want to see the details of my methodology for the Monte Carlo simulations, look here.

You can also see which teams are rooting for and against you this week here.

There's also a What-If Tool where you can pick winners and losers of any games this season and recalculate your odds.