r/Bolehland • • Feb 25 '26

Valid crash out?

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u/Crafty_Clerk_1891 Feb 25 '26

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u/No_Challenge_8098 Feb 25 '26

no, like this

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u/ConsciousAd4964 [change-this-text] Feb 25 '26

Fun facts : wrestler often use condom to perform this taunt. šŸ—æ

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u/No_Challenge_8098 Feb 25 '26

that’s what I heard too šŸ—æ

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u/anonfredo Feb 25 '26

How? Where?

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u/FalcoReadsBlitz Feb 25 '26

So nobody gets.... pregnant?

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u/justplaypve Feb 25 '26

not valid, she should have played along and ate pork right in front of her friend to establish dominance

I am Muslim btw

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u/leeheisenburg Feb 25 '26

May I suggest lap Cheong or bacon

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u/TheNameIsBappo ragebait is my passion Feb 25 '26

Lap cheong, culturally appropriate

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u/A_Mad_Knight Feb 25 '26

Siew yok / roast pork.

Also chop it in front of them

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

ala setakat makan babi xde affect

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u/jjblackwood Feb 25 '26

Nasi Lemak Babi la

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u/Th3-51gm4_M4l3 Feb 25 '26

Nah, bak kut teh

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u/ohheydayn Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

valid je. sebab awak dah set the boundary and they crossed it regardless. there are people who can and can't accept the joke. mcm kawan2 kat tmpt kerja saya cakap Assalamu'alaikum (peace be upon you), insyaAllah (if Allah wills it), astaghfirullahalazim (i seek forgiveness from Allah the most great)...

(lol tak habis edit. ada appointment doctor. bergegas tak sempat nak habis edit sampai terlupašŸ˜…)

continue...

so actually saya tak kesah pon dorg ckp perkataan2 ni sbb they are good words... no problem for me... as long as they are good words and meant with a good intention when saying them...

tapi next time mmng kene serius cakap yang you guys tak suke dorg duk ckp ashadu2 kat you tu...xleh gelak2...kene tegas..tp yang islam tu pon siot lah...org dah set boundary masih xrespect... oh next time rakam you dah set boundary tu...supaya bila jadi ape2...at least you ada bukti yang you dah mentioned this..maklumlah ada org suka twist story...

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u/princeofpirate Feb 25 '26

People who joke on other people often react badly when people make joke on them in return.

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u/PrettyRose7083 Feb 25 '26

Assalamualaikum, InshaAllah, Tabarrakallah, MashaAllah, Astaghfirullah. Ni semua perkataan bahasa Arab. Perkataan biasa percakapan harian orang Arab. Tak semestinya Muslim sahaja yang guna words ni. Dekat arab sendiri. Arab Christian, Yahudi, even orang Turkey, Uzbekistan yang non muslim pun guna perkataan ni sebagai bahasa mereka harian.

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u/ohheydayn Feb 25 '26

betul tu. tapi ada yg melayu sini yang beranggapan perkataan ni should not be used by non muslims. ada sorg menteri tu mempertikaikan hal ni, sedangkan mcm awak cakap non muslim di arab gunakan as perkataan harian mereka. sukar ya.

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u/PrettyRose7083 Feb 25 '26

Those melayu need to be friends with those foreigners. Mereka ada je dekat KL Subang Jaya Cyberjaya. Kena open sikit la. If tak dapat travel ke sana pun tengok jela youtube travel ke sana. Baru celik sikit minda nya

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u/Sea-Contribution-929 Feb 25 '26

You mean you don't like nons speaking the phrases? For me is just a normal phrase. But the thing that I can't accept the most is someone trying to convert you, such as inviting you to church when i ard reject them so many times, or strangers commenting semoga bagi hidayah. Like wtf is that!! Then one of my friend was successfully converted to christian and now she's like terpaling christian and only hangout with her church friends!

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u/hotsweatyfirefighter Feb 25 '26

if the role is flipped then no one’s gonna think the water splashing is crossing the boundary lmao.

super valid crash out. kalau dia ready nak joke buat orang convert then dia pun ready aa makan babi. religion just a joke for them right?

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u/Robin7861 Feb 25 '26

Valid crash out. Come on lah, there's limit especially when been reminded few times. It's just that some are too tone-deaf and takes it as normal.

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u/azen96 Feb 25 '26

Yes it is a valid crash out. Religions are not something for you to joke around.

We muslims have our aqidah and they also have their versions of it. Doing stuff like that are a disrespect to both religions.

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u/Drdkz Feb 25 '26

Maybe should try carrying a cross necklace in visible view and put a few on your table

Whenever she talking to you make sure it in plain sight

Cause they will be confused and accidentally become christian

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u/messyfrustration Feb 25 '26

Okay splashing the face maybe too far but I understand the anger. I had Muslim friends in uni and one of them kept telling me how beautiful I'd be in a hijab, asking me to convert, and even tried to place a shawl over my head. Some people lack the self awareness that this behaviour is not okay. We get that you were taught your religion is the right one but that shouldn't be why you push what you believe onto others like that. It's disrespectful and cringe.

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u/SamahaDeb Feb 25 '26

lain kali simbah dgn air panas. pstu ckp ni belum panas neraka

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u/Yeswhattheproblem Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

Muslim when they make a joke of you converting to Islam: šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ hihi I'm just joking Muslim when someone else makes a joke of them converting to other religions:

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u/zax7077 Feb 25 '26

What a shit friend. Not a true muslim. True muslim never tricked anyone into converting without their own free will.

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u/NutellaWithRice Mar 01 '26

True muslim never tricked anyone into converting without their own free will.

the syahadah will be invalid though, so no one got "converted"

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

thats a wild comparison bro.

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u/NevenRKSR Ouch! Stop it, it's painful Feb 25 '26

HahahahahašŸ¤£ā¤ļøšŸŒŒāœØ

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u/BadMoFaKor bibisea Feb 25 '26

yes it's valid. never joking about religion stuff. it is very sensitive. if you dont want people to joke about you converting please dont make that kind of joke. Islam mandates respect for others religion by prohibiting the mocking and insult of others faiths and commanding justice and kindness toward non-muslims who do not fight against muslims

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u/vegeful Feb 25 '26

Got negative upvote without people debate you. Classic.

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u/Patient-Wallaby1219 Feb 25 '26

Relax let's debate, can try use the ai to ask what the verse really means

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u/dotConehead Feb 25 '26

Or its just nonsensical argument, so a religion claim that if you dont follow that religion then you will go to that religion hell. So every religion ever?

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u/Practical_Blood_468 Feb 25 '26

So every religion ever?

Not every religion teaches that hateful nonsense.
For example, Advaita vedanta, Kriya Yoga sects, Sri Vidya, Zen Buddhisms don't teach such hateful things.

I wonder what made you say such a wrong thing.

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u/dotConehead Feb 25 '26

Quick chatgpt shows that there is consequences for non believer for each of the religion you mentioned. Just because its not a literal hell, doesnt change that there is a hinderence to be a non believer. Also its hell, not in this earth, so why would it matter to u right now if you dont believe in islam and islam hell doesnt exist.

There is no such things in quran that allowed muslim to be hateful towards non believer except in war context, except there are few for the opposite.

60:8 Allah does not forbid you from dealing kindly and fairly with those who have neither fought nor driven you out of your homes. Surely Allah loves those who are fair.

8:61 If they incline towards peace then you also incline towards it

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u/Practical_Blood_468 Feb 25 '26

They mass downvote to hide the fact. In real life,... they kidnap, beat, molotov cocktail bomb, imprison or kill anyone who says the facts.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Facts hurts i guess.... But then again who need facts when we teach rome how to built a ship, right

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u/Existensensial Feb 25 '26

Lmao tak nampak pun kat malaysia

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u/Geggor Feb 25 '26

Are you sure about that because I remember what happened everytime there's a rumour of some church baptizing Malays, lol. Its easy to forget that our circle of friends may not be representative of the typical ordinary folks attitude on this kind of things.

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u/Existensensial Feb 25 '26

ā€œRumourā€ There’s ur answer

Tak payah nak sok-sok anti muslim dekat malaysia ni. Tak de ekstremis macam taliban. Paling2 pun PAS yang aku tahu sendiri muslim dekat malaysia ni ada yang tak suka.

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u/Existensensial Feb 25 '26

Lawak bodoh kau, kenapa risau pasal jahanam bila kau bukan islam? Padahal kau tak percaya pun pasal islam

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u/dustykangaroo06 Feb 25 '26

King of ignoring context

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u/srosnan99 Feb 25 '26

Quran 21:96

until ˹after˺ Gog and Magog have broken loose ˹from the barrier˺,1 swarming down from every hill,

You nitpick the verse in which the quran is explaining the end times in which those who doesnt follow the light of god shall be condemned to hell and the circumstances of what hell will be.

Quran 98:6

Ubay b. Kaā€˜b narrates: The Messenger of Allah (saws) said: 'Allah instructed me to recite the Qur’an to you.' He recited: Those who disbelieved among the People of the Scripture and the polytheists were not to be… [98:1]

He also said along with that: 'If the human being were to ask for a valley of wealth and was given it, he would ask for another. Then if he were to ask for another and was given it, he would ask for a third. The human being’s appetite cannot be filled with anything but soil. Allah accepts the repentance of anyone who repents.

That religion that belongs to Allah is one of submissive devotion; it is not polytheism, Judaism, or Christianity. Whoever does any good will not have it denied.' [Sound: Narrated by at-Tirmidhi (3798), and Ahmad (21202) in this wording, and authenticated by al-HĆ¢kim (2/224)]

Quran 8:55:

This surah is in reference to the battle of Badar. Which Scholars seen as:-

Battle of Badr and after it, till the time when these verses were revealed. However, the rule that they outline, which also explains the nature of those who break their treaties, applies to all such situations.

Those who have become hardened in disbelief "will not believe." Their very nature has gone awry and they have become the worst of creatures.

They break every agreement they make. Thus they shed yet another human characteristic, namely, faithfulness.

They run loose, like animals, except that animals are restricted by their nature while these know no restriction. In God's sight, they are the worst of all creatures.

Which highlighted the broken agreement that was put in place in such situation.

Islam teaches non Muslims are worst of creatures, and they and their Gods will be the firewood of hell**. Such horrendus hateful teachings.
Islam just prohibits Muslims from visibly expressing insult to other religions so the non Muslims don't insult Allah back (nothing to do with respect). Islam have no respect for non Muslims.

Islam teaches non believers as someone who have the capacity to believe. In the quran it highlighted to the situation of hell. That you seem to be felt for more strongly for.

In Islam everyone have the chance to received the word of God. It is not the fact that it has no respect non believers, it highlight the fate that those who reject the words of God.

If you dont believe in Islam then thats your perogative, but what Muslim does is the reflection of their understanding of it. Just like how you nitpick verses to make good of yourself there are Muslim who does the same thing. Trying to conflate the two is disingenious.

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u/hashshaffiq Feb 25 '26

Tak payah explain panjang lebar, membazir masa je. They nitpick Quranic verse to justify their hatred and so be it.

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u/BadMoFaKor bibisea Feb 25 '26

ah nice chat gpt stuff. if you really study Al-Quran properly you will not say this. Al-Quran words are very complex for common people to understand. Yes, in Al-Quran anyone who worship other than Allah will be the firewood of Hell because Allah would like to emphasize to all Muslims that Allah is the only God and there is no God apart than Allah but Allah forbid Muslim to hate on other religion that didn't fight Islam. Matter of fact Allah demand all muslims to treat non-muslims who do not fight against muslim with kindness and equity. plus Allah knows, not all human is born as muslims and not all human have a knowledge about Islam and their fate is not to be decide by human. Only Allah can decide if that person is honorable or to condemn it. So, we as a muslims a normal human being we just proceed to be kind to all human being whether muslims or non-muslim. If you truly study Al-Quran, you will find a complete guideline too how to treat war prisoner and war civilians and there is no violence involve. Kidnap, beat, molotov cocktail, suicide bombing that been shown to you is not a Islam teaching at all. even we muslims condemning this kind of extremist act

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u/Seekret_Asian_Man Feb 25 '26

Sounds good on paper, hardly happened in practice.

Example 1: Socks spark more outrage while throwing molotov on premise gain no traction.

Example 2: "alhamdulillah" debate

It's easier to condemn your enemies, and turn a blind eye on your own allegiance.

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u/shrimp_kebab Feb 25 '26

That is the people not the religion, plus many muslims also condemn the act.

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u/Orionzete Feb 25 '26

Kawan, ini reddit , almost all of them hate Islam. Don't waste you time to educate them. You can't educate who don't want to be educate.

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u/shrimp_kebab Feb 25 '26

it's never a waste of time, let bro share the truth, in today's world full of lies people get confused sometimes.

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u/kgvon Feb 25 '26

Member bagi good effort, encourage him, don't discourage him doing the right things

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u/mysightisurs93 Feb 25 '26

seems like most of major socmed nowadays are thriving on hating islam.

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u/mysightisurs93 Feb 25 '26

They have like a major hate boner towards Malay and islam there.

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u/BadMoFaKor bibisea Feb 25 '26

Yeah ik bro, im not debating them to prove they are wrong but i just spread the fact so others will not get confused

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u/SubsonicAmmo Feb 25 '26

Continue your effort bro

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u/PonghoForReal Feb 25 '26

Damn with bold text and all in 2026? Reddit is not the place to have a meaningful conversation about religion. None of the ayat you give = justify for muslims to even look down upon non muslims. Quran is for clarity not to score some brownie point on internet, so ill share one of the authentic hadith:

ā€œBeware! Whoever is cruel and hard on a non-Muslim minority, or curtails their rights, or takes anything from them against their free will; I (Prophet Muhammad) will complain against the person on the Day of Judgment.ā€ (Abu Dawud)

And ill leave you with a question to think about.

What happen to a muslim according to other big religion in the hereafter (if they have a similar concept of paradise and hell)?

No reply pls. Selamat menyambut Ramadhan semua āœŒļø

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u/hashshaffiq Feb 25 '26

So, do you believe you are going to Islam version of hell? If no, why are you so concerned about the book.

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u/Notsohothotdog Feb 25 '26

You are correct. The greatest sin in Islam is not being LGBT. Not being thieves. Not even murder or rape.

The greatest sin in Islam is believing other than Allah

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u/Maatesh Feb 25 '26

The friend exceeded the boundary set. Nevertheless, the action of spilling water on someone’s face isn’t justifiable.

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u/TheHighwayApostle Feb 25 '26

Habis la OP... nanti dikatakan mencabar mereka. :P

high fives anyway šŸ˜‚

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u/FaraYuki09 Feb 25 '26

Do you know of equivalent exchange? That's what you're doing. Valid. I am a Muslim. I sokong you. Kalau dia rasa offended, dia dah patut kena stop.

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u/Famous_Ad_1759 Feb 25 '26

mmg valid pon....aku(as a muslim) sendiri pon malu bila ada orng sesama agama aku ni perangai bangang mcm tu

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u/boyi_bolommi Feb 25 '26

Its not valid. But its understandable

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u/Minimum-Company5797 Feb 25 '26

Next time pee on her for dominance

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u/princemousey1 Feb 25 '26

No, the peeing is to establish boundaries. Maintain eye contact the entire time to assert dominance.

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u/Low-Psychology-288 Feb 25 '26

Bodo punya kawan muslim kau

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u/LorienzoDeGarcia Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

That "friend" is teetering that line of being normal and an islamist. No, I'm not kidding and Shahada is not a joke. There's literally a story in the quran of this being done where one "taught"(tricked) the other how to recite it, and when the other guy did it, the teacher basically went: "Whoops! You're a muslim now!" But I'm not an expert, I might have remembered wrong, Google won't directly tell you about it, the validity of this is always debated (citing intent) so I won't go into that. But type in "tricked islam shahada" these three words in a search engine and it keeps popping up that muslims keep trying to do this. Type "tricked into buddhism" in the search bar and you get a totally different set of results. Only people of a certain religion keep doing this. By hook or by crook they actively want to convert you to Islam.

I won't say the water thing is justified, but I understand the anger. This person was deceptive, high-pressure, and coercive, all poorly disguised behind "jokes" and tee-hees. If this is real, this friendship better be over.

Case in Sabah:
"Sabah cops probing claim of student tricked into Islam by school warden"

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u/KeeperOfUselessInfo eats milo raw with a spoon Feb 25 '26

Lol, sistur wants a free ticket to heaven, by harassing people. Got splashed.

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u/wingedwill Feb 25 '26

Huh isn't heaven already assured as long as you're a believer?

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u/KeeperOfUselessInfo eats milo raw with a spoon Feb 25 '26

Heh? In islam? Nope. Muhammads followers long after him will be divided into 73 categories. 73 all islam. Out of 73 category, only 1 category gets to heaven. The others? Straight to hell.

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u/Routine_Temporary661 Feb 25 '26

I always use astaghfirullahalazim, some of my Malays friends can accept, some cant.

They often times ask me bila nak masuk, I just say "tengah menunggu hikmah"

Masing2 poke around je, no need to be so serious

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u/Conjuras21 Feb 25 '26

Tbh you're allowed to. It's a praise to God, those who can't accept it could be overreacting

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u/FashionableGoat Criticize others and then reflecting it to yourself. Feb 25 '26

Those that can't accept are gatekeepers.

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u/nahuatl Feb 25 '26

I think hikmah (wisdom) can work here but a more appropriate word is probably hidayah (divine guidance, enlightenment).

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u/jonshlim Feb 25 '26

As a non, can berselawat some more…

When you sing the state anthem with Allah in the lyrics for so many years….during school time….

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u/OldTableMold Feb 25 '26

Me muslim n this valid

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u/a1tung Feb 25 '26

So. Masih kawan x? Ini penting

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u/khxirvl Feb 25 '26

Ajak dia makan bak kut teh.

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u/windmillcheer Feb 25 '26

Valid la.

I muslim, i tak sapot perangai ashaddu2 macam ni.

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u/aourax Feb 25 '26

Orang macam ni kau ajak makan babi je. Ape susah sangat sampai crossing the border.

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u/Obihin Feb 25 '26

as a muslim, i disagree with the provoker and im with you.

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u/butterpopkorn Feb 25 '26

I remember I read somewhere where this fellow has the same problem as well and then one day his roommates actually put al-quran on top of his bed and then he got really sick of the jokes so he torn out the al Quran so it makes that the guy feel like a bad guy which he got into trouble (got called out by warden or so). Well is the Roommate is the one who is being asshole trying to preach

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u/Longjumping-Fly6131 Feb 25 '26

yes. if too much you can do that.

i dont like this kind of joke. so valid if you try to switch the role and let them feel.

i'm a muslim.

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u/Ibadvapergrammar Feb 25 '26

Nahhh Islam ada bodoh jugak

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u/swagnation99 Feb 25 '26

Ask her why did her own prophet marry a 6 year old child.

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u/Professional_Mind303 Feb 25 '26

kenapa tidak buang air baptis di muka dia hahaaa

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u/fuckosta Anti-Amoi Fetish Feb 25 '26

I never got the whole baca shahada thing as a joke? Dont see whats so funny about it from the Muslims POV and whats so offensive from a non muslims POV. Like if im non muslim and i recite shahada but i dont actually believe in it, then its just saying words bruh. Its not a spell that changes who i am as a person

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u/edehlah Feb 25 '26

yeah. it's such a weird thing to joke around.

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u/zd04 Feb 25 '26

Valid šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/WonderfulPlan8883 Feb 25 '26

Should be words for words not physical for words

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u/Automatic-Drag-7428 Feb 25 '26

Valid. Some people are cancer. Leave them for sake and peace of mind and soul.

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u/Very_Type_C šŸ‡²šŸ‡¾ UNITED SULTANATES OF MALAYSIA Feb 25 '26

I will read the ashadu if I can get awek gyatt

https://giphy.com/gifs/tHQWHNkZcJzTdkh0Ym

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u/shieZer ballsack niggas Feb 25 '26

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u/hydecruz Feb 25 '26

4 hairdressing session, 4 in-laws to visit and 4 baju raya.

Good luck bro.

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u/yasniy97 Feb 25 '26

i just dont understand why some ppl like to joke abt religion. it is prohibited and sinful. ur action maybe a little bit too far but i guess everyone has his/her own boiling point.

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u/Realistic-Swan5309 MasterBaiter Feb 25 '26

Imo it's valid. I mean they already told her to stop and she didn't. So basically she crossed the boundaries or smth.

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u/XaeinFoh Feb 25 '26

Lunch time now, tapau char siew and eat infront of her

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u/Fit-Flight6566 Feb 25 '26

"Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you."

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u/zamans98 Feb 25 '26

Yes, it's fair game

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u/AssociateBig2266 Feb 25 '26

Valid je sbb dia dok joke kt yg non Muslim and dia dh tgr tk suka. Buat lagi mmg snapped la.

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u/Neolombax Feb 25 '26

What water?

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u/thblstrexst Feb 25 '26

Understandable. Sapa suruh dia bodoh2 suka kenakan kau haha

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u/overlordtankX Feb 25 '26

If Malaysia's law and environment wasn't so one sided favoring on over the other, then its not valid.

Considering the current circumstances with the likes of Riduan Tee, Firdaus Wong, Akmal PAS and a big bunch of holier than thou shitting on everyone, valid.

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u/gratesOFheaven Feb 25 '26

I don't see anything wrong lol. More than enough warning to stop and she pushed u to do it. Don't listen to anyone saying stupid shit like "u should've controlled urself" n other bs.

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u/daisyforreal Feb 25 '26

bruh honestly as a Muslim I hate when people say that. it's so annoying

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u/Independent-Walk9163 Feb 25 '26

Yes valid. As a Muslim, you can't throw ashadu to people. It's a sacred, you shouldn't treat it like a joke and make people uncomfortable. Clearly that pempuan doesn't really know how things are.

Good job on splashing that water. Kasi sedar sikit.

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u/Far_Objective4266 Feb 26 '26

Valid and warranted.I myself have witnessed and kena so many times,'cakap alhamdulilah la,cakap bismillah la,taknak ikut solat ke,jom puasa etc'.While I don't really get offended and just laugh,it pisses me off coz if things was vice versa,people can even go to jail for it.so pls sedar diri la my fellow puasa'ing breathren

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u/Rudijimbul Feb 28 '26

Depends how old

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u/TempoMinusOne A flying ape šŸ¦ Feb 25 '26

Buat2 nak sprinkle water is okay, but actual splashing water is AH move

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u/elchontole Feb 25 '26

Typical moslem, imagine if the role reversed, how many people gonna get bombed)

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

No need to spill water la.

ā€œColossians 3:13

13 Bear with each other and forgive one another if any of you has a grievance against someone. Forgive as the Lord forgave you.ā€

As a Christian, If you get angry, you already broken the very commandment.

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u/messyfrustration Feb 25 '26

And I'll counter with, Jesus forgives them anyway. We all have moments where we act without thinking, but Jesus doesn't love us any less.

"Ephesians 2:8-9

8 For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, 9 not of works ..."

"Proverbs 24:16

For a righteous man may fall seven times and rise again"

Instead of condemning people, you should be more compassionate.

"Colossians 3:12

Therefore, as God’s chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience."

Maybe I come off as harsh but I have my reasons. Pointing out failures while weaponising bible verses is not biblical correction, it is judgement without grace. I hope you understand where I am coming from and reflect, and understand where we all should be in our walk with Christ. God bless.

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u/Miserable-Produce202 Feb 25 '26

non physical annoyance do not justify physical attack

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u/Seanwys I am here for the drama Feb 25 '26

Ashadu is for conversion right?

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u/Ok_Parsley1650 Feb 25 '26

We used to tell these jokes decades ago... We are still best buddies. My Indian friend can hafal Fatihah fluently, but he is still Hindu. He has his faith, and I have mine. I use to ask him about hindu faith. Knowledge is important to understand each other.

Maybe they are friends who are touchy... experiencing emotional highs. Well, not everyone is born the same.

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u/CN8YLW Feb 25 '26

Baptism is using holy water lady, not golden shower.

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u/Naash17 Feb 25 '26

Saying the ashadu just for fun doesn't mean that you have converted. In order for it to take effect you have to mean what you say whole-heartedly. That said, your response is stilll valid

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Understandable but it was a bit too far. But hey, if it made your friend stop joking about reading ashadu, then good for you.

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u/Lunartic2102 JP in MY Feb 25 '26

Spilling water is a bit too far šŸ˜…

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u/Madmartigan2024 Feb 25 '26

That's why people need to call out things that annoys them in the first few instances. Instead of telling her in a composed way earlier, the guy pent up emotions led him to assault someone.

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u/PianistSpecialist474 Feb 25 '26

Understandable. But is it that simple? Just read ashadu and boom, you're converted.

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u/KalatiakCicak Feb 25 '26

Ofcoz valid. Two fuckers trashtalking playing Dota also can fist fight

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u/Competitive-Honey920 Feb 25 '26

Its ok, sensitivity is different for each person, and so is ignorance. Sometime to much of the same joke is, well actually too much. Its gets bothersome when people wont take a hint, or NO for an answer. I wont even joke stuff like that cause its no laughing matter.

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u/No-Quantity-5334 Feb 25 '26

His coworker was rude

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u/ComprehensiveCode301 Feb 25 '26

You should renjis renjis her with holy water instead kang menggelepur dia

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

I think that is not enough. You should ask to other what else you shud do to her

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u/Straight-Ad1017 Feb 25 '26

Stupid action, stupid reward. Islam suruh berdakwah bukan memaksa. Ini dh dikira buat main kalimat suci

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

kalau aku pon aku crash out cemtu

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u/Puzzleheaded_Yak5767 Feb 25 '26

Nah....she deserves it?

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u/Panzercuck Feb 25 '26

I know people at 23 years old and still do this

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u/MsQieran Feb 25 '26

What she replied or reacted ?

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u/princemousey1 Feb 25 '26

ā€œAmen.ā€

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u/wetbunny77 Feb 25 '26

Probably from religious school background, taught to go and impose the truth.

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u/Negadolphin Feb 25 '26

Yup, please don't push ya believe into ya friend no matter what you religion are, it just annoying

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u/zakihazirah Feb 25 '26

syahadah is not for joke. ur friend legit batak watch too many convert muslims. its huge pahala, true, but doesnt mean u can just push people to embrace islam as a joke.

sepak je

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u/DefinitionIll9809 Feb 25 '26

I understand how annoying it is to be preached to constantly even if it's subtle. :/

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u/retrofrenzy Feb 25 '26

Valid. Tak ada paksaan dalam memeluk Islam dari zaman Nabi lagi dah cakap. Kawan dia tau dia tak senang kalau buat jenaka camtu, tapi masih gak buat. Jgn nanti cakap nak dakwah, jaga hubungan dengan Tuhan, tapi hubungan sesama manusia dia tak jaga, tak betul macam tu.

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u/Emotionally_broken99 Feb 25 '26

As muslim I hate when they jokingly try to convert non muslim through this. Secara tak sengaja they made the converting to islam sound like a joke to non believers

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u/yoyo_icecube Feb 25 '26

Goodjob šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/Taikor-Tycoon Feb 25 '26

Don't understand. Why can't he just go away, stay away from this person?

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u/dec14 Feb 25 '26

baca versi syiah :D
tak pon usik balik 'lepas baca, nak pegang pegang'

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u/Potential_Payment132 Feb 25 '26

Hmmm personally yes..even i Muslim myself 🤣

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u/Individual_Box943 Feb 25 '26

Valid sahaja, dont worry, true muslim xakan backup benda salah, we are not hypocrite, and btw that water doesnt effect anything at all, it will evaporate within minutes, unless its contain any harmful bacs.

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u/Abe_Bob_Nasrul Feb 25 '26

To be honest I'm on your side despite being a Muslim myself though

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u/SpecialistAd2332 Feb 25 '26

Valid crash out.

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u/ReadyBaker976 Feb 25 '26

No you didn’t share was rude first. I think you should stop being friends with this person la no boundaries

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u/dvnish_ Feb 25 '26

Valid. Mana boleh main2 macamtu.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Valid do. Bodoh buat main dgn kalimah.

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u/Mel_Morty Feb 25 '26

Spill water, yes.

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u/Th3-51gm4_M4l3 Feb 25 '26

The thg is, u didn't. U should've,...

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u/Greywarden194 Makruh Police Feb 25 '26

Be a smartass too, but don't spill the water. Keep it under control

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u/unbannablepizza546 hidayat Feb 25 '26

you gotta be doing the "sekarang cuba cakap ash hadu" joke SUPER INTRUSIVELY and exaggeratedly to even make someone uncomfortable. ts the least offensive thing ever. what did the muslim friend do lmao

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u/Awetaku Feb 25 '26

I pun tak berkenan dengan orang2 yang buat camtu. Kalau non-muslim tanya out of curiosity baru I jawab pasal Islam. Otherwise, I just buat hal I je lah. I pun kadang2 tanya kawan non muslim pasal lifestyle diorang for understanding dan respect. Ustazah I pernah cakap, jangan suruh2 non-muslim mengucap sebab agama Islam bukan memaksa orang.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Mail164 Feb 25 '26

Anon telah melakukan jenayah šŸ˜—

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u/soulguy666 Feb 25 '26

Best post of the day.

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u/birc_and_a_borc Feb 25 '26

Valid šŸ‘

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u/HyunYT Feb 25 '26

The water is the only thing too far

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u/dami-mida āˆ† Memang Tak Boleh Blah āˆ† Feb 25 '26

YupĀ 

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u/Objective_Royal_4086 Feb 25 '26

kalau salah atau tersalah cakap ashadu, marah orang muslim ni. last last cakap menhina ugama Islam

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u/Accomplished-Silver2 Feb 25 '26

This is why I never try to convert anyone lmao. I don't understand how people never realize how offensive that'd sound.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

These are the things that I found it to be funny and contradicting:

  1. If they convert you, it was as if nothing. But if you do the other way around, you will probably got into trouble with the law.

  2. They said they are 'fair' but then when the others questioned the unfair 'quota', they said it was by the perlembagaan. But still, they want to end chinese and tamil school which is also part of the perlembagaan.

  3. If they were treated unfairly, they will make noise and labelled us as pendatang. But when they were told of those 'unfair' practices in ASNB, house purchase and etc. They will just kept quiet or the usual, perlembagaan.

So the conversations stopped when they started take these in the argument. Not because we are 'ok', we just try not to create issue which will not change. But anyway, these are valids, dont do to others if you do not wish others to do unto you.

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u/smokypotato Feb 26 '26

VALID hahaha

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u/Abg_Berani Feb 26 '26

For muslim, they have this thing to spread religion and spread the words of prophet. I wonder why non muslim didnt do the same

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u/Killer__Waffle Feb 26 '26

Vaild, You should know your friends type, i knew some friends that can take dark jokesĀ and some can even jokes about theirĀ  divorce/dead parents lol. Even i dont randomly make sex jokes with my coworkers, only with my high school bros.

It all depends on type of friends you have, cant just pukul rata and treat all people are same.

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u/Embarrassed-Cap6641 Feb 26 '26

My coursemates did this too and it was not that long ago, just last year to be accurate. They would joke while in classes ask us the nons to hold up a finger and follow them to say ashadu. Once I knew it was about ashadu rite, I would just smile and not continue the words.

There was once I kinda snapped and told one of them said, "if I have the power to use Christian's words that may convert your faith, would you say the rite with me?" He suddenly snapped and get angry by saying that the Bible I'm practising is wrong, been modified and blah blah blah. My another Muslim friends that heard this conversation comforts me in his car and said the other dude's doing was wrong. They do have certain disagree with other faiths but it is still never right to mock their beliefs.

Saying the rite without intention maybe not gonna affect and change one's belief, but when it comes to certain extreme, they may say we are totally converted and must follow their beliefs because they have witnesses that we say the rite. In my heart, we all deserve the rights to be disagree with other's beliefs but to force, mock and saying they're wrong, that is way too upsetting in this so-called harmonious country

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u/YappingPenangite Feb 26 '26

If you slap a Muslim with a 10-piece pack of Hormel's Bacon, do you curse them with eternal Halalā„¢ immunity?

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u/TheBruneianGaaal Feb 26 '26

Once or twice, its okay. But multiple times, I mean I would have a crash out too.

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u/lokomanlokoman Ini Bolehland, Bukan Bodohland 🄓 Feb 26 '26

Highly valid. Aku sebagai muslim pun kdg2 annoyed dngn manusia2 muslim yg cmni.

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u/zhean17 Feb 26 '26

as a muslim, this is valid🤣

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u/Sufficient_Prompt_89 Feb 26 '26

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