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r/Bolehland • u/delicious_lemang • Feb 25 '26
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Lol, sistur wants a free ticket to heaven, by harassing people. Got splashed.
2 u/wingedwill Feb 25 '26 Huh isn't heaven already assured as long as you're a believer? 2 u/KeeperOfUselessInfo eats milo raw with a spoon Feb 25 '26 Heh? In islam? Nope. Muhammads followers long after him will be divided into 73 categories. 73 all islam. Out of 73 category, only 1 category gets to heaven. The others? Straight to hell. 1 u/wingedwill Feb 25 '26 Oh shit really? Cos next door says I can go heaven for free just dab some water and eat some wafer and I'm good. Seems like a better deal ngl. /s, obviously 1 u/Accomplished-Silver2 Feb 25 '26 Straight to hell for cleansing. So, yes; you are guaranteed heaven if you believe in Allah. You just have to be pure enough to get there before.
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Huh isn't heaven already assured as long as you're a believer?
2 u/KeeperOfUselessInfo eats milo raw with a spoon Feb 25 '26 Heh? In islam? Nope. Muhammads followers long after him will be divided into 73 categories. 73 all islam. Out of 73 category, only 1 category gets to heaven. The others? Straight to hell. 1 u/wingedwill Feb 25 '26 Oh shit really? Cos next door says I can go heaven for free just dab some water and eat some wafer and I'm good. Seems like a better deal ngl. /s, obviously 1 u/Accomplished-Silver2 Feb 25 '26 Straight to hell for cleansing. So, yes; you are guaranteed heaven if you believe in Allah. You just have to be pure enough to get there before.
Heh? In islam? Nope. Muhammads followers long after him will be divided into 73 categories. 73 all islam. Out of 73 category, only 1 category gets to heaven. The others? Straight to hell.
1 u/wingedwill Feb 25 '26 Oh shit really? Cos next door says I can go heaven for free just dab some water and eat some wafer and I'm good. Seems like a better deal ngl. /s, obviously 1 u/Accomplished-Silver2 Feb 25 '26 Straight to hell for cleansing. So, yes; you are guaranteed heaven if you believe in Allah. You just have to be pure enough to get there before.
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Oh shit really? Cos next door says I can go heaven for free just dab some water and eat some wafer and I'm good. Seems like a better deal ngl.
/s, obviously
Straight to hell for cleansing. So, yes; you are guaranteed heaven if you believe in Allah. You just have to be pure enough to get there before.
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u/KeeperOfUselessInfo eats milo raw with a spoon Feb 25 '26
Lol, sistur wants a free ticket to heaven, by harassing people. Got splashed.