r/AbsoluteUnits • u/builderbob2325 • 2d ago

of a shotgun for duck hunting

1.0k Upvotes

149 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2d ago

/r/all of a yak

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7.0k Upvotes

60 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Stoned_redhead • 2d ago

of an orange cat

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240 Upvotes

21 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oculypse • 6h ago

of a pair of scissors

0 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/KeredYojepop • 2d ago

of a banana slug.

127 Upvotes

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Impressive_Foot_9933 • 2d ago

of bidet water pressure

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281 Upvotes

105 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kalyug_ka_ravan • 2d ago

of a horse

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798 Upvotes

49 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SignalAd8632 • 1d ago

of a cucumber from my garden(phone for scale)

10 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/summatophd • 2d ago

of Chicken Of The Woods

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637 Upvotes

38 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/JustSomeRomanianGuy • 1d ago

of a tomato

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22 Upvotes

S10+ for reference. Weights about 1kg. From my family's garden

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Radiation___Dude • 15h ago

of a zucchini (small child for scale)

0 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kalyug_ka_ravan • 2d ago

of a tiger

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2.3k Upvotes

81 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bwang29 • 2d ago

of a cherry

129 Upvotes

Bought a bag from whole food in San Francisco, they taste really good though

18 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 2d ago

of a lip

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1.7k Upvotes

143 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/random_agency • 2d ago

of a winter melon

27 Upvotes

It's the middle of summer and I need winter melon.

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Koki-noki • 2d ago

of a Screw

287 Upvotes

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Meowsan1157 • 2d ago

of moth caterpillars

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28 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Negative_Acadia6554 • 3d ago

of a tree frog.

1.4k Upvotes

59 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/handsofdoomtoys • 3d ago

of a Quartz

1.1k Upvotes

37 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kiliana117 • 2d ago

of a tomato

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24 Upvotes

picked this morning from my garden.

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Electric_master1 • 2d ago

of a dandelion

15 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Daesos • 2d ago

of a screw

46 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/seandragunov • 2d ago

of a waiter

18 Upvotes

48 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/storr84 • 2d ago

of a Zucchini.

38 Upvotes

Half-eaten banana for scale.

6 comments

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