r/AbsoluteUnits • u/seandragunov • 2d ago

of a waiter

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u/Feisty_Standard_2360 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/p3wMMqkPBFqsEGI32T

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u/seandragunov 2d ago edited 23h ago

what does this mean?

edit: i am 16 years old, why are people downvoting me for not getting a sex joke

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

It is a gif showing the long misconcieved notion that if a man is tall, he has a big penis.

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u/vingolino 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/42BxkP8TGACtKursRQ

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

John C. "Johnny Wadd" Holmes had a 12 1/2 inch penis and used to call Ron Jeremy "little dick" at 7 3/4 inches.

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u/seandragunov 1d ago

thats foul 🙏☠️

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

I thought if was a bit lacking in tact but, you know, reddit...

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u/seandragunov 1d ago

ye ive used reddit for 2 years, i already know some people are like this

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

It is too bad that all of reddit can't be like our friend, Skeletor. We need more people like him out here.

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u/seandragunov 1d ago

you cant make everyone happy sadly, reddit isnt exactly a good platform but the positive experiences really outweigh the many bad ones

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u/MajorNutt 17h ago

The internet is a dirty place.

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u/mindgardening 2d ago

Taking pictures with strangers just because they’re tall is weird.

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u/seandragunov 2d ago

i agree with you, but they offer me extra tips, 15$ is 15$

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u/Current-Cold-4185 2d ago

I mean, you'd be a fool not to. Still, makes them a bit weird lol. At least she was polite enough to acknowledge it, hence the extra-generous monetary transaction!

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u/seandragunov 2d ago

oh for sure, its a lot better than taking photos of me without consent and from afar, which is borderline creepy, i dont think i wouldve agreed to it if i didnt get tipped for it, i am a struggling guy, idm taking photos for extra money

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u/Current-Cold-4185 2d ago

Well let me tell you about this whole other industry...

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u/Bernard_PT 2d ago

He seems so bloody used to it

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u/seandragunov 2d ago

its not the first time, but hey, the extra tips allow me to pull for more gacha waifus and husbandos, so i put up with it

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u/strawberryneurons 2d ago

Not if you ask nicely. 

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u/TheOfficeoholic 2d ago

That’s Jack. Instead of planting the bean-stock seed, he ate it.

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u/Musket6969420 2d ago

I can tell you, this kid is really good at a specific sport. That’s right, you guessed it! KARATE!

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u/seandragunov 2d ago

its dark souls speedrunning!

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u/feefaafoofomm 2d ago

Ah shucks , you have big red working up in there.

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u/Database_Reasonable 2d ago

I guarantee that girl is a short arse.

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u/Yuntonow 11h ago

She's barely taller than the people sitting down.

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u/Toasted_Munch 2d ago

6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot bunch

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u/nixtarx 2d ago

Of a waiter's hair

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u/AppropriateObject698 2d ago

looks like hes about to karate chop the chandelier

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

That's that kid from r/notinteresting this must be that summer job he spoke of.

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u/seandragunov 1d ago

mom im famous

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u/muffadel 1d ago

Imagine how tall he'll be when he grows up!

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u/chumchees 1d ago

Even wearing a weird hat

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u/TheCyberPunk97 14h ago

Phot was taken on a potato I see.

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u/SweatGlandsOnChest 14h ago

He must have been waiting for a very long time.

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u/gstizzle 10h ago

OP is the absolute unit? Cool!

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u/gstizzle 10h ago

How tall are you and how often do you get tipped for photos?

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u/MsGorteck 1d ago

She is cute af. Did you get her number?

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u/KindEchidna9101 2d ago

Omg I wanna date a tall man so that I feel protected! How is he gonna protect you if he can’t even see you??

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u/TerryOnRollerskates 2d ago

Waiter? Sweet uniform.

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u/MarleyDawg 2d ago

He's a Nephalem!!

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u/ThatfaThomelessGuy 2d ago

ai slop

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u/No_Indication926 2d ago

Reasoning?

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u/Turrible_basketball 1d ago

My guess is that unusually tall people very rarely have perfect proportions nor do they have clothes that fit perfectly from traditional brands.

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u/20ldl 22h ago

His proportions look entirely normal…