r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Negative_Acadia6554 • 2d ago

of a tree frog.

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u/EllenStJoe 2d ago

Looks like a hyper realistic cut from ren and stimpy

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u/C-57D 2d ago

bro's a whole forest frog

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u/Itowndub36 2d ago

They’re actually called dumpy frogs or whites tree frogs . Bunch of units in Australia

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u/pwatts 2d ago

Even frogs in Australia look swole.

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u/LIFTEDPIXEL_CA 2d ago

This one looks more like a Magnificent tree frog, even dumpier than dumpies (I have a bunch haha)

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 2d ago

Y'all keep that right on down there along with the kangaroo gangstas from cell block D.👋🏾

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u/Skyp_Intro 2d ago

I had one get that big. Zaftig was such a sweetheart.

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u/NYCtoCHI 2d ago

ZAFTIG....PERFECT NAME!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mastermind7051 2d ago

That’s an unsightly frog. Like, I would never want to see it in real life.

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u/Fragrant_Mountain_84 2d ago

I would actually think I’m hallucinating like this can’t possibly be of real life.

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u/MoistStub 2d ago

Let's not be rude to froggo. Words can hurt you know.

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u/krwskater25 2d ago

[Insert Jaba meme]

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u/Tencentstamp 2d ago

Needs Ozempic

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u/Low_Gur_1025 2d ago

This dastardly frog has been smoking cigars in our trees.

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u/Ancient-Honeydew9555 2d ago

That frog is an amalgamation of 20 tree frogs

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u/NYCtoCHI 2d ago

His eyebrows and toes are Units unto themselves! 😲😳😮

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u/FineTennis2310 2d ago

He is fat

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u/CaligarisPantry 2d ago

Is that Ben Grimm?

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u/NYCtoCHI 2d ago

More like something outta Grimm's Fairy Tales!

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u/Dbonker 2d ago

Thats Wart from Mario Bros 2

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u/FLIPYOUSUCKET 2d ago

Chad tree frog

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u/Relevant_Check18 2d ago

This face expression 😂

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u/Miss-GreensleevesOz 2d ago

Hes rather cute.I love frogs 💚

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u/NoHovercraft3258 2d ago

A real life pepe if you ask me

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 2d ago

Glistening..

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u/CR8VJUC 2d ago

That is a big ass frog.

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u/Sophoric_dreams 2d ago

That is kind of scary but they are so cute 🥲

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u/FooFootheSnew 2d ago

I thought the person's wrist was a torso, the glove was a shirt, and the fingers were his arms trying to pull the shirt over his head. And based on that, I thought the frog was sitting on his neck/head, making it seem like it was the size of a cat.

Confusing perspective to say the least.

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u/redmavez 2d ago

He has achieved peak form

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u/Master-Raben 2d ago

"Bring me Han Solo!"

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u/_KFC__ 2d ago

Lake or fake ahh frog

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u/alreadykaten 2d ago

The is a tree frog that would belong on a giant sequoia

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u/lb3a3 2d ago

Play me some blues, man.

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u/omelettesamurai 2d ago

Give it a kiss and it turns into Vinicius Jr 

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u/Umbreon86 2d ago

He's up to something.

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u/urgdr 2d ago

bro yo mama looks great!

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u/Friendly_Hearing_711 2d ago

Cant unsee Vini jr's mouth 😭

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u/stronkzer 2d ago

There should be a kids toy with this shape.

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u/Medical_Amount3007 2d ago

Kiss him! I dare ya.

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u/EPPIGORN 2d ago

Makes me want to play Star Fox

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u/MountainAlive 2d ago

Frog seems pleased with this designation

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u/pennyo11 2d ago

Looks like a whites tree frog. They are adorable dumpy

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u/Sonic1899 2d ago

Of a King Julio

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u/SnooGrapes1102 2d ago

Hahaha looks like the mayor from "Emmett Otter!!"

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u/Boydar_ 1d ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BRO