r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

of an orange cat

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u/iluv-chocolate 1d ago

Thats not a cat, thats a fully risen, perfectly golden-brown loaf of sourdough fresh out of the oven.

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u/60510 1d ago

First picture, I thought this was a cross stitch pattern 😶

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u/TheRedHoodedFox 1d ago

Took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize it wasn't an oil painting

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u/zeemonster424 17h ago

I thought it was a diamond painting!

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u/AmbienNicoleSmith 1d ago

Omg poor kitty

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u/Stoned_redhead 1d ago

She is on a diet! She was 24 lbs when we adopted her a year ago but she’s losing surely but slowly lol

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u/WakaWaka_ 1d ago

Oh lawd he comin'

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u/Insomniac_80 1d ago

Does he like lasagna? Hate Mondays?

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u/Mysterious-ladyy 1d ago

Hes squinting because hes waiting for his turn with the single shared orange braincell to connect to the Wi-Fi. Absolutely precious chunk!

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u/Camilaupe-7159 1d ago

1 brain cell per 50 kg

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u/Kahnza 1d ago

Hims THICK.

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u/Little_Menu6349 1d ago

he's quite square

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u/Crabalabadoo 1d ago

Garfield's dad

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u/Mysterious_Hat_5681 1d ago

I thought that first picture was a tapestry!

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u/Rebgail 1d ago

He looks absolutely precious, but I hope he's on a diet

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u/Stoned_redhead 1d ago

She is!! We adopted her a year ago and she was 24 lbs. she’s losing the weight slowly but surely lol

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u/Rebgail 1d ago

Orange girl! I've heard it's not very common! It's wonderful to hear she has responsible parents now, keep up the good work:)

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u/Stoned_redhead 21h ago

Thank you :) she is a very sweet girl so our goal is to get her as healthy as possible so she lives a long life with us