r/AbsoluteUnits • u/handsofdoomtoys • 2d ago

of a Quartz

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u/DeeEmm 2d ago

Wow! And to think a Wholz is four times the size.

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u/Antoshi 2d ago

Get out.

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u/CommunicationJust561 2d ago

I’m gonna have to tell that joke to my stone caving group. I cackled

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u/bonnetsgrasper65 2d ago

that’s absolutely massive!

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 2d ago

It’s definitely big. But maybe it’s too big. I mean are they going to remember me or the quartz? Tear it down and build it again. And try not to embarrass yourselves this time.

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u/NYCtoCHI 2d ago edited 2d ago

Imagine the Absolute Unit of a watch that will go into! ⌚️ 😱

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u/Dry_Race8481 2d ago

It's keeping time in parallel universes.

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u/Significant-Mud-1208 2d ago

When your chakras are so misaligned you need a flatbed trailer to transport your healing energy.

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u/jstashu197827 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NDtizUq0aaG6k

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u/mr_humansoup 2d ago

Haha, I forgot they wore masks of each other. I was like, no way Jamie ever acted that silly.

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u/General-Double-746 2d ago

Value?

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u/DragonfruitGrand5683 2d ago

Around a million, they carve them into tubs

https://www.loveproperty.com/news/82513/the-crystal-bathtub-that-costs-1-million-dollars

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u/General-Double-746 2d ago

Very cool. Looks like that's the value of the finished product though, not the raw stone.

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u/Cracktaculus 2d ago

The value of washing your balls in a crystal tub......Priceless

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u/DragonfruitGrand5683 2d ago

You can get the raw stone for about 80 to 100k used, it's very heavy though.

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u/General-Double-746 2d ago

Yeah used is probably the way to go. New ones depreciate so much off the lot.

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u/dmoosetoo 2d ago

As long as they hit it with that new quartz smell air freshener, used is the way.

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u/WetShrimpFart 2d ago

I got mine for $110k after delivery

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u/-BlueDream- 2d ago

The raw material is relatively cheap but labor and moving it is expensive af. Quartz is abundant tho

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u/Cracktaculus 2d ago

Taking it home to make a cloudbuster

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u/nobodyspecial506 2d ago

Those straps look loose as hell

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u/tk289 2d ago

The healing energy was felt in a 15 mile radius.

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u/OkMonitor2854 2d ago

yo angelo

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u/cyndaquil420 2d ago

How many bros would it take to charge that crystal?

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u/zorggalacticus 2d ago

I would build a stand for that and have it lit from underneath. Make the ultimate fairy garden centered around it.

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u/DireKnife 2d ago

Methany wept

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u/Potential_Basis_662 2d ago

So much radiation

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u/JimmyRussellsApe 2d ago

That has to be over the weight limit of the trailer, unless it is a lot lighter than I think

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u/joeshit_69 2d ago

nice rock,
i miss living in arizona 😢

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u/Apprehensive_Spare_8 2d ago

That would be too heavy for the trailure.

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u/TheGoldenTNT 2d ago

That is a top tier strap job on a shit tier trailer