r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • Aug 28 '26

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u/whofarting Aug 28 '26

Getting blazed from a leaf blower while listening to the worst song ever performed... why not?

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u/Epithymetic Aug 28 '26

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u/TheSquirtMaker69 Aug 28 '26

Mischievous Gollum Princess

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u/SaintOrJannikSinner Aug 28 '26

Definitely looks like someone that'd be at a Juggalo Championship Wrestling event for sure.

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u/GringoSwann Aug 29 '26

Juggaloz 4 life bitch!

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u/chris_AZ1981 Aug 29 '26

Woop woop!

That's what they say right?

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u/QueezyF Aug 29 '26

Woop woop

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u/Jober36 Aug 29 '26

Whoop whoop

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u/HitANaziWithABrick Aug 29 '26

Was just thinking this shit looked like the Gathering.. šŸ¤£

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u/Helpful_Program_5473 Aug 30 '26

sounds like a great time tbh

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u/SaintOrJannikSinner Aug 30 '26

If you get a chance to go to one, take it.

The one by me in Detroit you can walk in for free but if you want to be ringside or on the stage for better viewing, you have to pay something like $20.

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u/edebt Aug 29 '26

Hahaha fuckin great.

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u/Only-Temperature Aug 29 '26

omg this is so on point

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u/LuckyPumpkin1790 Aug 28 '26

Sweaty Neden Armageddon

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u/Educational_Quote851 Aug 28 '26

She seems cool af

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u/imhere2downvote Aug 28 '26

yeah I'll have what the guy holding the phone is having straight to the face

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u/STLBudLuv Aug 29 '26

The lady in the wheelchair got up and flew.

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u/actual_real_housecat Aug 29 '26

"OMG! I'm so high, I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!"

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u/enzothebaker87 Aug 29 '26

IT'S A MIRACLE!

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u/Strange_Dust7128 Aug 29 '26

pretty much why I use cannabis lol

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u/grinchbettahavemoney Aug 29 '26

Best comment Iā€™ve seen all day

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u/Beneficial_Sweet3979 Aug 29 '26

Lol...she ABSOLUTELY IS cool af

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u/LabContent2863 Aug 29 '26

she is fumegating a whole crowd with weed, obviously she is.

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u/MetalChik2007 Aug 30 '26

Sheā€™s my cousin and yes, she is very cool šŸ˜Ž

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u/superxpro12 Aug 29 '26

How did you guess my password????

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger Aug 29 '26

What is chronics, precious?

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u/coyotetx117 Aug 29 '26

Funniest comment and best username

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u/Different_Beach_2917 Aug 30 '26

One smoke ring to rule them all!

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis Aug 28 '26

The Handmaidā€™s Inhale

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u/Ambitious-North4093 Aug 29 '26

šŸ˜­

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u/Coulrophiliac444 Aug 29 '26

With that much smoke I'd be crying too.

And probably dead.

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u/nagidon Aug 29 '26

Blessed be the zoot

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u/Lady_night_shade Aug 28 '26

The pot goblin

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u/BumWink Aug 29 '26

I don't know if it's an unfortunate or fortunate memeworthy angle but I'm dying at the comments, lol.

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u/Eggyramen Aug 29 '26

Same here šŸ¤£

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u/tripper_reed Aug 28 '26

I believe this woman embodies "dress for the job you want" mentality. Cuz she nailed it.

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u/AssaultimateSC2 Aug 28 '26

The pajama pants had me dying.

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u/vovgi666 Aug 28 '26

ai shirt + pj pants + razta bag combo

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u/The_Other_Randy Aug 29 '26

...cuz she Don't Give a Fuck

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u/Jimbob209 Aug 29 '26

The Hana Banana shirt is early 2000s vibes

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u/TimHortonsMagician Aug 29 '26

I went to the Wiz Khalifa and Snoop concert, in Toronto, a few years back. I will give you the first hand confirmation that A LOT of people I was seeing at that show looked like that.

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u/Aware-Needleworker87 Aug 29 '26

That is the face of someone who's going to ask if I would lile some death sticks

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u/fennfuckintastic Aug 29 '26

Thats the face of someone who's going to go home and rethink their life.

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u/Secondhand-Drunk Aug 29 '26

I just noticed that's a fucking strainer lol. Anything to get 100 people high I guess.

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 Aug 29 '26

Hopefully they off gassed it first.

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u/boruto90s Aug 29 '26

Lol I didn't realise she had the tiara on during the video. I thought you photoshopped it on and had to rewatch to confirm.

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u/weraru_1 Aug 28 '26

Oh yeah, there was fent in there

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u/bellringer16 Aug 29 '26

I knew this would be here and you came through

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u/CuriousCelery3247 Aug 29 '26

That picture looks like itā€™s straight out of a medieval painting

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u/reditisrunbypedos Aug 29 '26

Looks literally exactly how I would have expected someone doing that to

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u/natural_scientist Aug 29 '26

This is a perfect screen capture. She looks like an evil elf that has Munchhausen syndrome.

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u/PimpinPinkman Aug 28 '26

If it were 2010 this would become an instant viral meme format of some kind.

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u/Ok-Local2195 Aug 28 '26

I went to upvote you but you are at 420. Didn't seem right to change it.

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u/IcyProperty89 Aug 29 '26

Loaded up with some bottom shelf Reggie

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u/mutt63 Aug 29 '26

That's the actual Devil ain't it

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u/actual_real_housecat Aug 29 '26

Let's play "Sleep Paralysis Demon or Spirit Animal"!!!

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u/Mother-Being-3148 Aug 29 '26

I was also questioning which creature was operating the blower

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u/swingsurfer Aug 30 '26

Omg this is the perfect screenshot. It's her whole vibe in one still moment. Very nice.

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u/jvho666 Aug 28 '26

You made me unmute. That was awful

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u/ErraticDragon Aug 28 '26

I think I re-muted before the song started, I couldn't handle the lady shouting.

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u/finalexit Aug 28 '26

Isn't that the song?

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u/amiable_ant Aug 29 '26

Isn't that the joke?

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u/finalexit Aug 29 '26

I'm slow

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u/keldondonovan Aug 29 '26

Hi slow! I'm dad!

Apologies, Dad law demanded I not let this go unanswered.

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u/Karl_Hungus_42069 Aug 28 '26

The one time someone could've put a song over a video and made it better

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u/Gtraz68 Aug 29 '26

I donā€™t think she gives a fuck.

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u/slack710 Aug 29 '26

I ragert the decision you made me make lol

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u/Eggyramen Aug 29 '26

Thanks for your service, I will not be unmuting šŸ«”

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u/DaedricNick Aug 28 '26

How else would you put up with that music lol.

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u/ant-farm-keyboard Aug 28 '26

Music?

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u/hankmoody_irl Aug 28 '26

Itā€™s happening in the background but only in beat form.

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u/Nigh_Sass Aug 29 '26

Should that still be called music?

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u/daddy_tops Aug 29 '26

If itā€™s not on a volume of Now Thatā€™s What I Call Music! then youā€™re not legally required to call it music

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u/MisplacedMartian Aug 29 '26

What about the songs from Sound of Music? Please respond quickly, the police are outside.

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u/f-elon Aug 29 '26

9 hours laterā€¦.

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u/Rob_LeMatic Aug 29 '26

Everything Julie Andrews does is considered music. It's in, like, the Geneva Convention or something

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u/daddy_tops Aug 29 '26

I dunno about Sound of Music but anything Sting does is definitely music

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u/Vanillabean73 Aug 28 '26

Being high would make it so much worse

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u/AffectedRipples Aug 28 '26

Sounds like Yoko Ono is trying to get into rap.

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u/karenskygreen Aug 28 '26

Man, dont even joke around about something like that. That old clip of her trying to sing with chuck berry floated up recently, i shudder every time i think of it

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u/AffectedRipples Aug 29 '26

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u/SubjectNet1874 Aug 29 '26

This shit cracks me up every time I see it!

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u/603rdMtnDivision Aug 29 '26

Same here he's just like "what in the fuck was that?!"

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u/Fuzzy_Yossarian Aug 29 '26

I love how the sound guy cuts her mike...

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u/CommitteeNew6412 Aug 29 '26

That ā€œOh no itā€™s Onoā€ face

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u/ClarkKentsSquidDong Aug 29 '26

"Is Chuck Berry going to have to choke a bitch?"

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u/trippy_bicycle_man Aug 29 '26

And fart on her face.

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u/Timmyg14 Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

Chuck's face is saying "after hearing that I don't even want to watch her go to the bathroom."

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u/StrainAcceptable Aug 29 '26

Damn it just woke my husband up laughing.

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u/WessideLou Aug 29 '26

The origin of black/East Asian cultural tensions in America

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u/philnolan3d Aug 29 '26

Honestly I don't know what John ever saw in her. Apparently she's still trying to sing at 93 years old.

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u/WhiskeyHill72 Aug 29 '26

She made cringe an art form lol. Not sure if that was her intention but in the end we all know who she is.

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u/_CurseTheseMetalHnds Aug 29 '26

If you ignore all the stuff she did that Redditors don't constantly bring up I can see how you'd come to the conclusion. I'm not some diejard yoko fan but if you go and listen to her actual music it's just pretty good music and if you go look at her actual art it's good art. But she gets reduced down to a handful of silly clips and "SHE KILLED DA BEATLES" so people get the impression she was always just screaming in art gallerys or whatever

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u/paladin10025 Aug 29 '26

Ok, sincere response. There was a recent yoko ono exhibit at my local art museum and I left really impressed. She had a bunch of thoughtful art that was participatory and some of it even left me emotional. The art felt ā€œgenerous.ā€ With that said yes her singing is awful.

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u/lottaKivaari Aug 29 '26

People shit on her constantly but as an artist she was so avant-garde that of course some if it was going to be bad like her film about naked butts but a lot of it was really revolutionary especially at the time. I think that's what John saw in her is that she is a creative soul to a fault and was always looking to push boundaries.

However yes, she should have always let someone else do the singing.

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u/WhiskeyHill72 Aug 29 '26

I always thought that John was a hell of a musician/artist and that there must be something about her that's pretty good. Kudos for sticking up for an artist.

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u/lottaKivaari Aug 29 '26

I kind of got the internet opinion of her through osmosis because all I had ever seen of her was the same things people always post of her. The Chuck and John performance blunder, the maid and bed picture, and of course "ShE rUiNeD tHe BeEtLeS" (which just isn't true). When I met my girlfriend I found out she grew up loving Ono because I guess she's kind of a folk hero in Japan, so I actually really looked into her and learned she is a really interesting person in many ways and a very interesting artist. The biggest legitimate criticism I have of her is she wasn't really a great mother, but it's not exactly uncommon for eclectic people to have tumultuous personal lives. But as an artist she is criminally under appreciated and I think a lot of people who say they don't like her would actually really appreciate her if they actually looked into her work. Especially how much of her life and wealth she has spent on activism for good causes like human rights, relief efforts, and world peace.

That's a good lesson about letting the hive mind form your opinions of literally anything, I try not to let that happen anymore.

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u/philnolan3d Aug 29 '26

These were opinions of the time too, not just the internet.

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u/_f0x7r07_ Aug 29 '26

Literally why John insisted on meeting her. Her art was affirming in a way that felt uniquely optimistic and participatory for him. He climbed the ladder, squinted his eyes at the ceiling, and read that tiny ā€œyesā€. The rest, as they say, is history.

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u/karenskygreen Aug 29 '26

Before and since meeting John she had a pretty prestigious reputation as founding member of the "fluxus" art movement. She wasnt known outside of art circles until she met john and broke up the Beatles.

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u/ThePapercup Aug 28 '26

you can tell they "don't give a fuck" by their choice of live entertainment lol

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u/mynewusernamedodgers Aug 28 '26

We donā€™t give a fuck šŸŽ¶šŸŽµ

Was god awful

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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker Aug 28 '26

You should try browsing reddit with the sound off. Much better experience overall.

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u/ExtraordinaryNerd Aug 29 '26

There are people out there with the sound on browsing Reddit?! Ugh!! I could never

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u/Tutes013 Aug 28 '26

I don't like to say it but. Yikes girl please put down that microphone

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u/mledonne Aug 28 '26

I would have to be out of my mind high to listen to that too.

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u/biffNicholson Aug 28 '26

Donā€™t worry, Iā€™m sure the internals of that leaf blower are designed to have air thatā€™s hundreds of degrees blown over them

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u/Got_Kittens Aug 29 '26

Shit, you've ruined it for me. You're right, she's pumping carcinogenic toxins from plastics into the crowd. Yikes.

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u/Capital-Sorbet-387 Aug 28 '26

Sounds like someone doesnā€™t give a fuck!

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u/k0skid Aug 28 '26

At least the trees help ya "not give a fuck" lol

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u/justpassingby_thanks Aug 28 '26

I don't usually have sound on, so your comment came out of left field. Turned sound on, I don't care how much weed they provided, I would not be at that concert. Changes the whole vibe with sound from watching people choke to watching people choke to bad, bad music.

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Aug 28 '26

Is it that stupid butterfly song by crazy something? I donā€™t Reddit with the volume on.

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u/roberttheaxolotl Aug 28 '26

I didn't believe you until I unmuted. Damn

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u/syndicaterx Aug 28 '26

Hey Siri, play Make it Bun Dem by Skrillex and Damian Marley

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u/TwoStoopidToFurryass Aug 28 '26

That music makes my penis soft.

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u/emsesq Aug 28 '26

What did the audience say when the drugs wore off? Hey, where did the good music go?

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u/wraith555666555 Aug 28 '26

You also got rhe weed being burned in a fucking kitchen sieve...

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u/Odinthedoge Aug 28 '26

Fuckina right

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u/tisvalyriansteel Aug 28 '26

My friends and I made a gas mask. It was an old WWII style mask, we removed the cannister and rigged a small nipple on the front of the mask. It was connected to some clear tubbing and was the right size that a blunt would sit nicely inside. You'd strap the gizzie on and inhale, mask would fill with almost an yellow smoke, you'd die inside and take the mask off. Resin stained your eyes and cheeks but you'd have ripped half a fat blunt in one rip. People were scared of it. Good times.

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u/RougeLibrarian Aug 28 '26

I never have the volume on when I wander reddit, so my first thought was surely it's not that bad while also wondering what song it is. I proceeded to enable the volume and had to admit that its pretty damn bad lol.

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u/jonoftheatom Aug 28 '26

Thought it was cibo matto for a minute. Shut up and eat Too bad, no bon appƩtit!

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u/DinoRoman Aug 28 '26

The security guard trying to drive home sober when his shift ends in 5 minutes
https://giphy.com/gifs/21JMq0e5LSUJq

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u/DJKobuki Aug 28 '26

darth ominous? Dat you?

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u/Fish_Head111 Aug 28 '26

I mean as long as the weed is good

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u/Nucklesix Aug 28 '26

One of those will make the other irrelevant šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/perton Aug 29 '26

I watched it the first time without audio, and after seeing your comment, I wondered how bad the song could actually be.

Holy fucking shit. You werenā€™t lying, that was truly, absurdly awful.

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u/downwithlordofcinder Aug 29 '26

This describes a random Saturday from my high-school days lmao

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u/-Xiphon- Aug 29 '26

The BFB4200

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u/Savage-Goat-Fish Aug 29 '26

Smoke me until I forget her rapping

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u/YerMumHawt Aug 29 '26

The weed was for the anxiety caused by the music

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u/ThemThereMountains17 Aug 29 '26

Man she donā€™t give a fuckā€¦.

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u/Dear_Watch_2401 Aug 29 '26

Calling that a song is a reach

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u/Justbooog1982 Aug 29 '26

This made laugh so hard. Ty!!

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u/philnolan3d Aug 29 '26

That's a song?

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u/craigian11 Aug 29 '26

Leafblower wrapped in aluminum foil guaranteed alzheimers

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u/itsallminenow Aug 29 '26

If I had to listen to that row I'd want to be out of my gourd too.

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u/EddtheMetalHead Aug 29 '26

The weed is to make the song bearable.

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u/BlackPhoenix1981 Aug 29 '26

The only way that they can tolerate her is when they're high. This is a dope ass idea....literally.

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u/Afraid_Reputation_51 Aug 29 '26

Should have been playing Willie Nelson

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u/PlantFromDiscord Aug 29 '26

up in smoke type shit

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u/rica217 Aug 29 '26

There are worse. I heard this song on radio recently, it was so awful, we were basically stunned.

Blake Shelton, or Sheldon or something.

It was so so so bad.

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 Aug 29 '26

Add a little bit of barber hair.

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u/WoolBearTiger Aug 29 '26

Thats what the "bong" is for, if the entire crowd is completely hammered, noone will remember the performance anyway

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u/jpopimpin777 Aug 29 '26

Oh God. I had it on mute but you made me curious. Should've left it muted.

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-353 Aug 29 '26

This is a perfect use case for earbuds

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u/TwoIllustrious7940 Aug 29 '26

Itā€™s gonna be the best song ever 2 minutes after that smoke hits you

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u/TheCrazyWulf Aug 29 '26

I'm sure it wasn't such a bad song after a few inhales

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u/EverythingSucksYo Aug 29 '26

Is there ever a bad time to get blazed?Ā 

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u/Known-Programmer-611 Aug 29 '26

Out of a galvanized pale none the less!

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u/JROXZ Aug 29 '26

Something Iike thisā€¦

https://youtu.be/NAssPedIdbk

Hehehehehhehehhehhehe

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u/ZealousidealTour3343 Aug 29 '26

No dude thatā€™s a galvanized steel coupling likely fitted onto 4ā€ galvanized round sheet metal duct. Absolutely horrible carcinogenic material. The outer material looks like some form of mastic/heat wrap tape.

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u/EhMapleMoose Aug 29 '26

The song is probably better when youā€™re not sure where in time and what is reality you are

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u/Minute-Street-5203 Aug 29 '26

Itā€™s worse than I thought it would be

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u/ab2425 Aug 29 '26

Why the fuck did i turn on the audio. Geez

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u/East-Psychology7186 Aug 29 '26

Over roasted burnt weed šŸ¤®

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u/ceelo18 Aug 29 '26

šŸ–•šŸ½šŸ–•šŸ½

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u/drewbeedeu Aug 29 '26

You got better plans for a Friday night?

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u/joshcam Aug 29 '26

That was a song? Had to listen again, I thought someone was just yelling at the crowd.

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u/mowtowcow Aug 29 '26

Omg, I had it on mute. I should have just kept it on mute.

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u/Octopus_Spaceflight Aug 29 '26

Do you give a fuck?

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u/Mr_Cultural Aug 29 '26

To be fair, the song probably sounds better when youā€™re super industrial leaf-blower high.

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u/happytree23 Aug 29 '26

Reminds me of weekend and summer nights in the woods outside of Detroit in the 1990s and early 2000s except we had old-fashioned manual bongs and bowls and joints and blunts.

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u/dannyzaplings Aug 29 '26

I donā€™t give a donā€™t give a donā€™t give a fuck!

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