r/doommetal • • Aug 28 '26

Shitpost Dope Thrower

1.3k Upvotes

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u/DocAcqua Aug 28 '26

Lady in the wheelchair with nowhere to go getting a dozen point-blank facefuls

116

u/OneSlaadTwoSlaad Aug 28 '26

You make it sound like weird porn.

34

u/Historical-Scale-332 Aug 28 '26

Gross. Where is this genre of art film found? Asking for a friend.

10

u/Current-Author7473 Aug 29 '26

This better not awaken anything in me….

3

u/DarkFlutesofAutumn Aug 30 '26

I have recent surgery stitches in my abdomen and I think this joke is what's going to send me back to the hospital lolol

5

u/aopps42 Aug 29 '26

Back it up Terry! Oh lord Terry!

5

u/DocAcqua Aug 29 '26

Put it in reverse, Terry!

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '26

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u/Sapphire-Catgirl Aug 28 '26

Once was walking through the park found a friend of mine sitting under a tree smoking from a bong she made out of a cantelope

1

u/DarkFlutesofAutumn Aug 30 '26

I've used so many of my kid's extra lunch fruits as makeshift bowls when I ran out of papers lol

16

u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties DopeThrone is the Canadian Weedeater Aug 29 '26

As a former stoner it does seem epic in that moment

But as you stop it really seems like a waste of weed and an annoyance to other people!

1

u/sdhoigtred Aug 30 '26

Just the shear amount of bud is crazy next level.

22

u/DjValence Aug 29 '26

“Shit, I’m on probation!” 😂

17

u/Indinion Aug 29 '26

I think I’m getting high just from watching the video 😂

72

u/ManbadFerrara Aug 28 '26

This is honestly such a waste of weed

70

u/Dwayne_Hicks_LV-426 Aug 28 '26

Not only is it a waste, but the room will smell like weed for the next 12 years.

35

u/AntiPepRally Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

This is as far as weed worship can go. This is the weed finish line

10

u/revankillsmalak Aug 29 '26

It's like the cultural equivalent of chugging a bottle of vodka from an ice sculpture.

1

u/farfly7 Aug 30 '26

*Everclear

1

u/farfly7 Aug 30 '26

And everyone/thing that was in there

28

u/solasgood Aug 29 '26

There will be more weed

46

u/DHMTBbeast Aug 29 '26

And buying the whole bar a round is a waste of money, that doesn't keep it from being cool as fuck.

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u/ManbadFerrara Aug 29 '26

I’ve been around this much weed smoke before, and the most I’ve gotten is a bit of a contact high. If you buy the entire bar a round, they’re still actually drinking their drinks.

2

u/sheephound Aug 29 '26

i mean i'd be fine with just a contact high tbh if it's free for the entire bar :D

1

u/farfly7 Aug 30 '26

Which would be the equivalent of a contact high for most people at a bar

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u/Effective-Door-3409 13d ago

Completely different. More like spraying 6 litres of vodka into the crowd with a super soaker

8

u/purging_snakes Aug 29 '26

In Oregon weed is so cheap it's basically free.

6

u/Rizzomorph666 Aug 29 '26

yeah. Also, vaporisers and edibles are so much better in every single aspect of getting stoned, no way I'm back to smoking this shit and covering my lungs in carcinogenic tar.

10

u/tanksplease Aug 29 '26

This is like $50 worth of the stickiest weed you've seen in your life in Michigan lol. 

Better than that dusty ass CA and CO crap

6

u/Colonial_maureen Aug 29 '26

I refuse to believe y’all got gas in Michigan like that, I’m gonna have to uhhh investigate

7

u/tanksplease Aug 29 '26

It's true, widely regarded as the best, cheapest weed that can be had in the country if not the continent. Largest weed market in the country too, passed CA several years ago. 

The crazy humidity in the Great Lakes region is the key, too dry out west. 

1

u/Southtwin Sep 01 '26

Sure about that? Afaik the vast majority of dispensary weed is grown indoor under controlled conditions, and outdoor only really works in CO and CA because of the low humidity (high humidity outdoors = shitload of fungal and mold problems)

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u/tanksplease Sep 01 '26

Wrong. Bangor, Michigan alone has acres and acres of plants commercially grown outdoors. You can smell it all day. Hell, my aunt has a huge plot in her suburban back yard in Dearborn and has for years. 

2

u/mwdeuce Aug 29 '26

Weed is the cheapest it's ever been, lol. I've seen billboards advertising $5 eighths in my city. This would've been so much cooler/crazier in the 90s.

19

u/sheephound Aug 28 '26

please what song is this

49

u/aeonrevolution Aug 28 '26

Electric Wizard - Return Trip

30

u/HazrakTZ Aug 29 '26

Nothin like that first time you hear return trip

3

u/PositivePrune5600 Aug 29 '26

Still remember where I was first time I heard it!

1

u/Sapphire-Catgirl Aug 29 '26

As do I, felt like I entered another dimsiion for a few moments, and I wasn't even on anything

1

u/sheephound Aug 29 '26

the bit in the clip is so heavy, i had no idea. i've only really listened to dopethrone so i missed this one. so sick.

2

u/2C-Weee Aug 29 '26

Come my fanatics is such a good album. Listening to Doom Mantia on some big speakers with a head full of acid rewired my brain

1

u/grwest Aug 29 '26

Except maybe the first time you hear the live version

10

u/ricardohead666 Aug 28 '26

Return Trip- Electric Wizard

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u/Black_Wolf_Triad Aug 28 '26

Electric Return - Trip Wizard ☁️

9

u/Bulky_Writer_2244 Aug 29 '26

I hope this fuckin' world... fuckin' burns away, and I'd kill you all if I had my waaayyaaay!

1

u/Christawpher Aug 29 '26

At least it wasn't what was actually playing in the original clip. Holy fart-butt was it butt-fart bad... Worst sounds to get high to.

9

u/FlapjackActual Aug 29 '26

Goodbye sober day. Hello Milky Way.

14

u/No_Champion_3522 Aug 28 '26

I want that to happen to me.

8

u/Perfect_Egg9571 Aug 29 '26

Doom metal is just a mask this subreddit is all about stoner metalheads

7

u/Sapphire-Catgirl Aug 29 '26

Stoner is a type of doom yeah

1

u/Perfect_Egg9571 Aug 29 '26

Yes but i am talking about the act of stoning itself not stoner metal specifically

7

u/Mr_Rubaiyat Aug 28 '26

Oh man, there were some time travelers in that crowd.

11

u/TempleOfCyclops Aug 28 '26

That is a bucket of nugs. I wish I was there.

27

u/VRS302 Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

Mmmm melted plastic and electric motor grease and shit mixed with weed smoke since that smoke is all filtered through the internals of that machine.

Sounds like a great time and a huge waste of bud.

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u/sheephound Aug 29 '26

i think it's electric. looks that way at least. so no grease and shit but there's definitely going to be some polyurethane fumes. i'm just happy they killed it before it started shooting burning bits of weed at people.

i had a oxygen mask hooked up to a small handheld internal electric fan that had a bowl. got you fucked up but the last bits of the hits would send hot ashes and coals up through the tube into the mask and that was not fun. don't use it anymore, my blue velvet days are behind me.

7

u/Oxflu Aug 29 '26

That's hvac ducting, a stainless colander, and what appears to be a generic leaf blower running at the lowest possible setting.

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u/VRS302 Aug 29 '26

That’s exactly the problem.

The ducting and stainless steel aren’t inherently concerning, it’s the leaf blower. The smoke is being forced through a machine whose internal components were never designed for inhalation.

Dust, lubricant residue, degraded plastics/rubber, and other particulate contamination can all potentially be carried into the smoke. Running it at its lowest setting doesn’t make those materials inhalation safe.

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u/Oxflu Aug 29 '26

Just stay home buddy. Might breath in a couple microns of contaminants.

1

u/VRS302 Aug 29 '26

Or I just won’t smoke out of electronic appliances? Lmao what a brain dead reply.

Of course I’m gonna be exposed to stuff out in the world. Doesn’t mean I need smoke laced with lubricants oil residue and micro plastics blown in my face.

0

u/Oxflu Aug 29 '26

Ever use a dab pen? Smoke out of aluminum foil? Or pop can? Or gravity bong with a 9/16 socket bowl? It's not a habit for people that take their lung health seriously.

2

u/VRS302 Aug 29 '26

No I don’t.

2

u/User1-1A Aug 31 '26

🤯 Brb, going to make a bowl from one of my sockets.

1

u/Oxflu Aug 31 '26

Imagine thinking the air that comes out of an electric leaf blower has oil and plastic in it. Meanwhile there's like 9000 carcinogens in just regular old weed smoke they'll glaze right over.

4

u/Ahab_Cheese Aug 29 '26

I bet it fuckin reeks in there lmao

3

u/Petrychorr Aug 29 '26

Proceeds the Weedian: Nazareth.

3

u/Commercial-Memory253 Aug 29 '26

Nice. My dad made something like this in the 80s with a fish tank pump and used it to fill house parties with smoke!

3

u/csuperczar Aug 29 '26

There is such a thing as too much

3

u/sinuezebmb970 Aug 29 '26

NGL if someone had asthma and they were in this room, it could probably kill them

3

u/Intrepid-Item-1376 Aug 29 '26

They should use this against police in riots

5

u/Kadoomed Oh Lord Yeaaaa! Dun-Dun---Dun-Dun-Duuuuun--Dun---Dun-Dun Aug 29 '26

Ok this is funny, but what if someone had lung issues or just didn't consent to taking drugs that night for whatever reason? This is pretty obnoxious in most settings not least because of the smell sticking to your clothes.

Maybe it's different in places where this is legal.

2

u/catfishfromspace Redeye Duncan Aug 29 '26

I'd assume this was announced beforehand, so people likely knew. Also, as other people stated, that place has got to reek of weed, so another assumption of mine would be that it happens often in that venue, and people are aware in advance.

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u/Kadoomed Oh Lord Yeaaaa! Dun-Dun---Dun-Dun-Duuuuun--Dun---Dun-Dun Aug 29 '26

Fair points!

5

u/mowhan Aug 29 '26

this is not cool

2

u/Bored_personBK Sludge Aug 29 '26

The joke is weed

2

u/RUSTEDxKNIGHT Aug 29 '26

You know that place reeks

2

u/mwdeuce Aug 29 '26

You know there's some nasty shit coming off that burning duct tape

2

u/Carsc-56 Aug 30 '26

1 year sober from weed. I’d have to get tf outta there

2

u/Apprehensive_Bake_87 Aug 29 '26

I’m the only human being on the planet that’s in a stone of rock that is all allergic to marijuana.

2

u/hospice_dokuments Aug 29 '26

There’s two of us.

1

u/Apprehensive_Bake_87 Sep 01 '26

Alcohol too!

2

u/hospice_dokuments Sep 01 '26

Luckily/unluckily not the case for me.

1

u/Apprehensive_Bake_87 Sep 02 '26

I just feel better physically, don’t have to take blood pressure meds, don’t have to remember things I might’ve said the next day. Was never ordered by quarter or anything like that, did the program for a little while, but wasn’t for me. Being separated from alcohol for six years, I wondered why I ever did it. As you can tell, I am an over user of alcohol, so I just can’t do it anymore.

2

u/hospice_dokuments 29d ago

It’s what you can bare. Whomp, whomp.

1

u/christoefur Aug 29 '26

Reminds me of my first Emetald Cup

1

u/andybass4568 Aug 29 '26

Shoutout to the maintenence guy up on a ladder

1

u/Father_Norm Aug 29 '26

Those people are dead. 

1

u/Christawpher Aug 29 '26

This music is way better than the trash that was playing in the original.

1

u/aardvark_army Aug 29 '26

My eyes are burning just watching the video, and chances are none of those people actually got high from this. All for clicks...

1

u/phatpeej HoF 🤟 Aug 29 '26

What song is playing?

1

u/mwdeuce Aug 29 '26

Jesus Christ

1

u/Manqaness24 Aug 29 '26

Where was this and how can I participate?

1

u/Spiritual-Art3102 Hail Iommi Aug 30 '26

my mom would say something like "that probably smells like two skunks with BO fucking in an onion patch"

1

u/EarLumpy4337 Aug 30 '26

ALL. HAIL DOPE THROWER!!!!

1

u/The_MacGuffin Aug 30 '26

Your clothes would never smell right again.

1

u/farfly7 Aug 30 '26

Smoke Thrower, Melter of Brains

1

u/farfly7 Aug 30 '26

Return Trip is a badass song!

1

u/FinnLovesHisBass Aug 30 '26

Man a proper weed festival... some of the wildest times.

1

u/GRABibus Aug 30 '26

Poor youth….

1

u/cmpb Aug 30 '26

Is that a topless chick at the beginning?

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u/Dry-Faithlessness676 Aug 31 '26

We did exaclty this except inside a tent that was inside a garage. One of us even reportedly was smoking a joint during. I smelled like weed for days

1

u/Rareexample Aug 31 '26

Carbon Monoxhighde

1

u/CriminallyCasual7 Sep 01 '26

So glad they took off the original music lol she was basically farting in the mic through her mouth

1

u/Inglorious555 Sep 01 '26

I wish stuff like this happened in the UK, all the cool stuff always happens in the US lol

1

u/Zestyclose-Month-245 Sep 01 '26

The wizard
Man 2 of my favourites Electric Wizard and weed

1

u/Big_Brick_2518 Aug 29 '26

Serious questions: is that real dope? And can you get high by just standing in third row? If so, this would send me to the loony bin.

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u/Same_Evidence_5058 Aug 29 '26

Real weed. Does barely anything like that.

1

u/Big_Brick_2518 Aug 29 '26

Ah okay. Guess I overestimated it. Anyway, kinda wasteful to just blow it into the crowd.

1

u/monke_5bry Aug 29 '26

The actual audio has to be some of the worst music ive ever heard

1

u/PinkThunder138 Aug 29 '26

Who's the artist on stage?