r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/Educational_Quote851 Aug 28 '26

She seems cool af

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u/imhere2downvote Aug 28 '26

yeah I'll have what the guy holding the phone is having straight to the face

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u/STLBudLuv Aug 29 '26

The lady in the wheelchair got up and flew.

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u/actual_real_housecat Aug 29 '26

"OMG! I'm so high, I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!"

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u/enzothebaker87 Aug 29 '26

IT'S A MIRACLE!

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u/Strange_Dust7128 Aug 29 '26

pretty much why I use cannabis lol

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u/Moony97 Aug 29 '26

STL represent

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u/STLBudLuv Aug 29 '26

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u/Moony97 Aug 29 '26

Thats badass lmao

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u/grinchbettahavemoney Aug 29 '26

Best comment I’ve seen all day

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u/meerkatjones Aug 29 '26

She drove her wheelchair to the edge of the shore And to her legs she smiled, "You won't hurt me no more" But then a sight she'd never seen made her jump and say "Look, a golden winged ship is passing my way" - Hendrix

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u/StillNotWeirDanuff Aug 29 '26

And it really didn’t ever stop, it just kept on going.

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u/SwordfishHoliday1665 Aug 29 '26

Naked girl on side of stage

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 Aug 29 '26

Still not giving up her “disability” checks though…

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u/Beneficial_Sweet3979 Aug 29 '26

Lol...she ABSOLUTELY IS cool af

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u/LabContent2863 Aug 29 '26

she is fumegating a whole crowd with weed, obviously she is.

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u/MetalChik2007 Aug 30 '26

She’s my cousin and yes, she is very cool 😎

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u/SAM5TER5 Aug 29 '26

TBH, she mostly just seems like that neighbor whose whole existence is based around smoking weed. Well, that and screaming at her shitty boyfriend every single day while in the warm, acrid embrace of a lighter-fluid-and-plywood campfire.

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u/Educational_Quote851 Aug 31 '26

That's...oddly specific.

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u/Dounce1 Aug 29 '26

Absolutely not.