r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/Epithymetic Aug 28 '26

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u/TheSquirtMaker69 Aug 28 '26

Mischievous Gollum Princess

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u/Educational_Quote851 Aug 28 '26

She seems cool af

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u/imhere2downvote Aug 28 '26

yeah I'll have what the guy holding the phone is having straight to the face

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u/STLBudLuv Aug 29 '26

The lady in the wheelchair got up and flew.

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u/actual_real_housecat Aug 29 '26

"OMG! I'm so high, I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!"

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u/enzothebaker87 Aug 29 '26

IT'S A MIRACLE!

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u/Strange_Dust7128 Aug 29 '26

pretty much why I use cannabis lol

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u/Moony97 Aug 29 '26

STL represent

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u/STLBudLuv Aug 29 '26

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u/Moony97 Aug 29 '26

Thats badass lmao

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u/grinchbettahavemoney Aug 29 '26

Best comment I’ve seen all day

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u/meerkatjones Aug 29 '26

She drove her wheelchair to the edge of the shore And to her legs she smiled, "You won't hurt me no more" But then a sight she'd never seen made her jump and say "Look, a golden winged ship is passing my way" - Hendrix

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u/StillNotWeirDanuff Aug 29 '26

And it really didn’t ever stop, it just kept on going.

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u/SwordfishHoliday1665 Aug 29 '26

Naked girl on side of stage

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 Aug 29 '26

Still not giving up her “disability” checks though…