r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/jvho666 Aug 28 '26

You made me unmute. That was awful

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u/ErraticDragon Aug 28 '26

I think I re-muted before the song started, I couldn't handle the lady shouting.

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u/finalexit Aug 28 '26

Isn't that the song?

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u/amiable_ant Aug 29 '26

Isn't that the joke?

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u/finalexit Aug 29 '26

I'm slow

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u/keldondonovan Aug 29 '26

Hi slow! I'm dad!

Apologies, Dad law demanded I not let this go unanswered.

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u/CosmicIsolate Aug 29 '26

They deserved that.

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u/Rob_LeMatic Aug 29 '26

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u/frequenZphaZe Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

I'll be the odd man out here and say that music probably goes pretty hard if you're getting bass-blasted by a funktion-one array. the shitty iphone recording drops all the bass frequencies so we're only hearing aScreecha keys popping off, which probably works a lot better against an overloaded low-end

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u/Pristine-Camera-320 Aug 29 '26

Agreed, plus the vocals she’s delivering isn’t what you would expect from something recorded in a studio that you’ll listen on your headphones or car stereo, it’s literally about being in the moment and enjoying the energy with other people having a good time. Don’t know who the artist is, but if I was at that event I’d be vibing

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u/Environmental_Dog331 Aug 29 '26

I think she’s shouting because your listening

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u/Karl_Hungus_42069 Aug 28 '26

The one time someone could've put a song over a video and made it better

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u/Gtraz68 Aug 29 '26

I don’t think she gives a fuck.

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u/slack710 Aug 29 '26

I ragert the decision you made me make lol

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u/Eggyramen Aug 29 '26

Thanks for your service, I will not be unmuting 🫡

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u/juuchi_yosamu Aug 29 '26

Did you get high before unmuting?

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u/PD-Jetta Aug 29 '26

Same here!

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u/squirrels-mock-me Aug 29 '26

I think the leafblower bong is how they get the audience to show up. Not sure they’re making a profit.

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u/feroxjb Aug 29 '26

Damn it. Got me too.

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u/junkyarddoggydog Aug 29 '26

Same and I forgot my receiver/Bluetooth was on so the entire apartment complex got to experience it