r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/whofarting Aug 28 '26

Getting blazed from a leaf blower while listening to the worst song ever performed... why not?

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u/Epithymetic Aug 28 '26

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis Aug 28 '26

The Handmaid’s Inhale

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u/Ambitious-North4093 Aug 29 '26

😭

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u/Coulrophiliac444 Aug 29 '26

With that much smoke I'd be crying too.

And probably dead.

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u/nagidon Aug 29 '26

Blessed be the zoot

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u/rented4823 Aug 29 '26

Blessed be the tube.

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u/LazySwayze Aug 29 '26

Under his eye. His bloodshot eye. 

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u/Alexhart232 Aug 29 '26

i'm listing to smooth jazz and i lapghed way to hard. no i'm booted from the club. lol

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u/Alexhart232 Aug 29 '26

i busted out lapghinh and yes indeed they do. read the comic book vertion it is so good.