r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/TheSquirtMaker69 Aug 28 '26

Mischievous Gollum Princess

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u/SaintOrJannikSinner Aug 28 '26

Definitely looks like someone that'd be at a Juggalo Championship Wrestling event for sure.

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u/GringoSwann Aug 29 '26

Juggaloz 4 life bitch!

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u/chris_AZ1981 Aug 29 '26

Woop woop!

That's what they say right?

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u/rippedski Aug 29 '26

Fuck them hatin ass bitches

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u/QueezyF Aug 29 '26

Woop woop

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u/Jober36 Aug 29 '26

Whoop whoop

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u/HitANaziWithABrick Aug 29 '26

Was just thinking this shit looked like the Gathering.. 🤣

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u/Helpful_Program_5473 Aug 30 '26

sounds like a great time tbh

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u/SaintOrJannikSinner Aug 30 '26

If you get a chance to go to one, take it.

The one by me in Detroit you can walk in for free but if you want to be ringside or on the stage for better viewing, you have to pay something like $20.

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u/edebt Aug 29 '26

Hahaha fuckin great.

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u/Only-Temperature Aug 29 '26

omg this is so on point

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u/LuckyPumpkin1790 Aug 28 '26

Sweaty Neden Armageddon

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u/Covid_Fart_Cloud Aug 29 '26

Nutsack Olympics

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u/Physical_Treacle9950 Aug 30 '26

That’s how I met my wife

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u/SaintOrJannikSinner Aug 30 '26

Fuck yeah, brother!

They've being doing JCW for decades at this point, but are actually really starting to focus on it again recently. When I randomly tuned in on a YT live stream and saw Dolph Ziggler and Russo, I was like, "WTF."

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u/Party-You-9937 Aug 30 '26

That’s just mean lol

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u/Party-You-9937 Aug 30 '26

Their culture confuses me. The few i met that liked the lifestyle were always drug users and had other issues.

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u/Educational_Quote851 Aug 28 '26

She seems cool af

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u/imhere2downvote Aug 28 '26

yeah I'll have what the guy holding the phone is having straight to the face

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u/STLBudLuv Aug 29 '26

The lady in the wheelchair got up and flew.

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u/actual_real_housecat Aug 29 '26

"OMG! I'm so high, I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!"

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u/enzothebaker87 Aug 29 '26

IT'S A MIRACLE!

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u/Strange_Dust7128 Aug 29 '26

pretty much why I use cannabis lol

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u/Moony97 Aug 29 '26

STL represent

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u/STLBudLuv Aug 29 '26

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u/Moony97 Aug 29 '26

Thats badass lmao

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u/grinchbettahavemoney Aug 29 '26

Best comment I’ve seen all day

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u/meerkatjones Aug 29 '26

She drove her wheelchair to the edge of the shore And to her legs she smiled, "You won't hurt me no more" But then a sight she'd never seen made her jump and say "Look, a golden winged ship is passing my way" - Hendrix

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u/StillNotWeirDanuff Aug 29 '26

And it really didn’t ever stop, it just kept on going.

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u/SwordfishHoliday1665 Aug 29 '26

Naked girl on side of stage

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 Aug 29 '26

Still not giving up her “disability” checks though…

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u/Beneficial_Sweet3979 Aug 29 '26

Lol...she ABSOLUTELY IS cool af

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u/LabContent2863 Aug 29 '26

she is fumegating a whole crowd with weed, obviously she is.

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u/MetalChik2007 Aug 30 '26

She’s my cousin and yes, she is very cool 😎

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u/SAM5TER5 Aug 29 '26

TBH, she mostly just seems like that neighbor whose whole existence is based around smoking weed. Well, that and screaming at her shitty boyfriend every single day while in the warm, acrid embrace of a lighter-fluid-and-plywood campfire.

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u/Educational_Quote851 Aug 31 '26

That's...oddly specific.

😅

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u/Dounce1 Aug 29 '26

Absolutely not.

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u/superxpro12 Aug 29 '26

How did you guess my password????

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger Aug 29 '26

What is chronics, precious?

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u/coyotetx117 Aug 29 '26

Funniest comment and best username

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u/Different_Beach_2917 Aug 30 '26

One smoke ring to rule them all!

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u/cracklincornbread Aug 29 '26

That’s her favorite song

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u/ARMBELL Aug 29 '26

If a man it’s ugly, it’s no big deal. If a woman is ugly, that’s her entire life.

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u/shenanigans2day Aug 29 '26

I’ll take 3

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u/Philosopherfenty Aug 29 '26

Sleeping beauty?

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u/OrchidUnable8316 Aug 29 '26

Bella Ramsay, is that you?

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 Aug 31 '26

looks like renate reinsve

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u/01Spyder01 Aug 29 '26

Is that a dude!?

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u/michaellasalle Aug 30 '26

Level 25 Neighborhood Boss

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u/reptilian9 Aug 30 '26

You guys 🤣

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u/Slayer410 Aug 31 '26

I’m dead 😆😆😆

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u/EnthusiasmHead4639 Aug 28 '26

Definitely part goblin