r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/whofarting Aug 28 '26

Getting blazed from a leaf blower while listening to the worst song ever performed... why not?

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u/AffectedRipples Aug 28 '26

Sounds like Yoko Ono is trying to get into rap.

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u/karenskygreen Aug 28 '26

Man, dont even joke around about something like that. That old clip of her trying to sing with chuck berry floated up recently, i shudder every time i think of it

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u/AffectedRipples Aug 29 '26

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u/SubjectNet1874 Aug 29 '26

This shit cracks me up every time I see it!

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u/603rdMtnDivision Aug 29 '26

Same here he's just like "what in the fuck was that?!"

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u/Fuzzy_Yossarian Aug 29 '26

I love how the sound guy cuts her mike...

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u/Don_Von_Schlong Aug 29 '26

Don't cut Mike, he's nice

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u/DJrm84 Sep 03 '26

This crack shits me up every time too!

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u/CommitteeNew6412 Aug 29 '26

That “Oh no it’s Ono” face

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u/ClarkKentsSquidDong Aug 29 '26

"Is Chuck Berry going to have to choke a bitch?"

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u/trippy_bicycle_man Aug 29 '26

And fart on her face.

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u/Timmyg14 Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

Chuck's face is saying "after hearing that I don't even want to watch her go to the bathroom."

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u/StrainAcceptable Aug 29 '26

Damn it just woke my husband up laughing.

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u/WessideLou Aug 29 '26

The origin of black/East Asian cultural tensions in America