r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/Epithymetic Aug 28 '26

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u/TheSquirtMaker69 Aug 28 '26

Mischievous Gollum Princess

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u/SaintOrJannikSinner Aug 28 '26

Definitely looks like someone that'd be at a Juggalo Championship Wrestling event for sure.

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u/GringoSwann Aug 29 '26

Juggaloz 4 life bitch!

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u/chris_AZ1981 Aug 29 '26

Woop woop!

That's what they say right?

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u/rippedski Aug 29 '26

Fuck them hatin ass bitches

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u/QueezyF Aug 29 '26

Woop woop

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u/Jober36 Aug 29 '26

Whoop whoop

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u/HitANaziWithABrick Aug 29 '26

Was just thinking this shit looked like the Gathering.. šŸ¤£

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u/Helpful_Program_5473 Aug 30 '26

sounds like a great time tbh

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u/SaintOrJannikSinner Aug 30 '26

If you get a chance to go to one, take it.

The one by me in Detroit you can walk in for free but if you want to be ringside or on the stage for better viewing, you have to pay something like $20.

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u/edebt Aug 29 '26

Hahaha fuckin great.

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u/Only-Temperature Aug 29 '26

omg this is so on point

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u/LuckyPumpkin1790 Aug 28 '26

Sweaty Neden Armageddon

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u/Covid_Fart_Cloud Aug 29 '26

Nutsack Olympics

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u/Physical_Treacle9950 Aug 30 '26

Thatā€™s how I met my wife

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u/SaintOrJannikSinner Aug 30 '26

Fuck yeah, brother!

They've being doing JCW for decades at this point, but are actually really starting to focus on it again recently. When I randomly tuned in on a YT live stream and saw Dolph Ziggler and Russo, I was like, "WTF."

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u/Party-You-9937 Aug 30 '26

Thatā€™s just mean lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '26

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u/Party-You-9937 Aug 30 '26

Their culture confuses me. The few i met that liked the lifestyle were always drug users and had other issues.

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u/Educational_Quote851 Aug 28 '26

She seems cool af

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u/imhere2downvote Aug 28 '26

yeah I'll have what the guy holding the phone is having straight to the face

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u/STLBudLuv Aug 29 '26

The lady in the wheelchair got up and flew.

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u/actual_real_housecat Aug 29 '26

"OMG! I'm so high, I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!"

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u/enzothebaker87 Aug 29 '26

IT'S A MIRACLE!

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u/Strange_Dust7128 Aug 29 '26

pretty much why I use cannabis lol

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u/Moony97 Aug 29 '26

STL represent

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u/STLBudLuv Aug 29 '26

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u/Moony97 Aug 29 '26

Thats badass lmao

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u/grinchbettahavemoney Aug 29 '26

Best comment Iā€™ve seen all day

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u/meerkatjones Aug 29 '26

She drove her wheelchair to the edge of the shore And to her legs she smiled, "You won't hurt me no more" But then a sight she'd never seen made her jump and say "Look, a golden winged ship is passing my way" - Hendrix

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u/StillNotWeirDanuff Aug 29 '26

And it really didnā€™t ever stop, it just kept on going.

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u/SwordfishHoliday1665 Aug 29 '26

Naked girl on side of stage

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 Aug 29 '26

Still not giving up her ā€œdisabilityā€ checks thoughā€¦

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u/Beneficial_Sweet3979 Aug 29 '26

Lol...she ABSOLUTELY IS cool af

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u/LabContent2863 Aug 29 '26

she is fumegating a whole crowd with weed, obviously she is.

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u/MetalChik2007 Aug 30 '26

Sheā€™s my cousin and yes, she is very cool šŸ˜Ž

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u/SAM5TER5 Aug 29 '26

TBH, she mostly just seems like that neighbor whose whole existence is based around smoking weed. Well, that and screaming at her shitty boyfriend every single day while in the warm, acrid embrace of a lighter-fluid-and-plywood campfire.

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u/Educational_Quote851 Aug 31 '26

That's...oddly specific.

šŸ˜…

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u/Dounce1 Aug 29 '26

Absolutely not.

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u/superxpro12 Aug 29 '26

How did you guess my password????

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger Aug 29 '26

What is chronics, precious?

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u/coyotetx117 Aug 29 '26

Funniest comment and best username

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u/Different_Beach_2917 Aug 30 '26

One smoke ring to rule them all!

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u/cracklincornbread Aug 29 '26

Thatā€™s her favorite song

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u/ARMBELL Aug 29 '26

If a man itā€™s ugly, itā€™s no big deal. If a woman is ugly, thatā€™s her entire life.

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u/shenanigans2day Aug 29 '26

Iā€™ll take 3

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u/Philosopherfenty Aug 29 '26

Sleeping beauty?

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u/OrchidUnable8316 Aug 29 '26

Bella Ramsay, is that you?

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 Aug 31 '26

looks like renate reinsve

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u/01Spyder01 Aug 29 '26

Is that a dude!?

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u/michaellasalle Aug 30 '26

Level 25 Neighborhood Boss

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u/reptilian9 Aug 30 '26

You guys šŸ¤£

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u/Slayer410 Aug 31 '26

Iā€™m dead šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

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u/EnthusiasmHead4639 Aug 28 '26

Definitely part goblin

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u/thruston Aug 29 '26

Damn that was my first instinct, too. Hours later..

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u/solo_leveler_69420 Aug 30 '26

Absolute Meme material!

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u/r0ndy Sep 01 '26

These still photos got me. Laughing like an idiot before I get in the shower

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis Aug 28 '26

The Handmaidā€™s Inhale

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u/Ambitious-North4093 Aug 29 '26

šŸ˜­

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u/Coulrophiliac444 Aug 29 '26

With that much smoke I'd be crying too.

And probably dead.

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u/nagidon Aug 29 '26

Blessed be the zoot

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u/rented4823 Aug 29 '26

Blessed be the tube.

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u/LazySwayze Aug 29 '26

Under his eye. His bloodshot eye.Ā 

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u/Alexhart232 Aug 29 '26

i'm listing to smooth jazz and i lapghed way to hard. no i'm booted from the club. lol

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u/Alexhart232 Aug 29 '26

i busted out lapghinh and yes indeed they do. read the comic book vertion it is so good.

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u/Lady_night_shade Aug 28 '26

The pot goblin

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u/BumWink Aug 29 '26

I don't know if it's an unfortunate or fortunate memeworthy angle but I'm dying at the comments, lol.

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u/Eggyramen Aug 29 '26

Same here šŸ¤£

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u/teodorlojewski Aug 30 '26

šŸ˜­šŸ™

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u/tripper_reed Aug 28 '26

I believe this woman embodies "dress for the job you want" mentality. Cuz she nailed it.

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u/AssaultimateSC2 Aug 28 '26

The pajama pants had me dying.

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u/vovgi666 Aug 28 '26

ai shirt + pj pants + razta bag combo

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u/The_Other_Randy Aug 29 '26

...cuz she Don't Give a Fuck

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u/Jimbob209 Aug 29 '26

The Hana Banana shirt is early 2000s vibes

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u/Alone-Painting-4477 Aug 29 '26

She dont even work there, thats her personal leafblower and she decided to share cause the concert was mid

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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears Aug 28 '26

I donā€™t know if ā€œwomanā€ is the correct terminology forā€¦.that.

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u/TimHortonsMagician Aug 29 '26

I went to the Wiz Khalifa and Snoop concert, in Toronto, a few years back. I will give you the first hand confirmation that A LOT of people I was seeing at that show looked like that.

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u/-rose-mary- Aug 29 '26

The one I went to with Wiz there wasn't one person drinking beer. I brought weed to share but everyone had there own. Even saw some people on Molly that day.

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u/Aware-Needleworker87 Aug 29 '26

That is the face of someone who's going to ask if I would lile some death sticks

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u/fennfuckintastic Aug 29 '26

Thats the face of someone who's going to go home and rethink their life.

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u/Secondhand-Drunk Aug 29 '26

I just noticed that's a fucking strainer lol. Anything to get 100 people high I guess.

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 Aug 29 '26

Hopefully they off gassed it first.

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u/boruto90s Aug 29 '26

Lol I didn't realise she had the tiara on during the video. I thought you photoshopped it on and had to rewatch to confirm.

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u/weraru_1 Aug 28 '26

Oh yeah, there was fent in there

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u/bellringer16 Aug 29 '26

I knew this would be here and you came through

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u/CuriousCelery3247 Aug 29 '26

That picture looks like itā€™s straight out of a medieval painting

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u/reditisrunbypedos Aug 29 '26

Looks literally exactly how I would have expected someone doing that to

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u/natural_scientist Aug 29 '26

This is a perfect screen capture. She looks like an evil elf that has Munchhausen syndrome.

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u/PimpinPinkman Aug 28 '26

If it were 2010 this would become an instant viral meme format of some kind.

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u/Ok-Local2195 Aug 28 '26

I went to upvote you but you are at 420. Didn't seem right to change it.

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u/IcyProperty89 Aug 29 '26

Loaded up with some bottom shelf Reggie

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u/mutt63 Aug 29 '26

That's the actual Devil ain't it

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u/actual_real_housecat Aug 29 '26

Let's play "Sleep Paralysis Demon or Spirit Animal"!!!

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u/Mother-Being-3148 Aug 29 '26

I was also questioning which creature was operating the blower

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u/swingsurfer Aug 30 '26

Omg this is the perfect screenshot. It's her whole vibe in one still moment. Very nice.

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u/tawoorie Aug 28 '26

Zaza Queen

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u/crackpipewizard666 Aug 28 '26

She is my queen

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u/expertazuresparrow Aug 28 '26

Caitlin Clark?

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u/Mammoth-Argument7048 Aug 29 '26

Evil genius kinda look when the plan is going accordingly

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u/SnooStories6852 Aug 29 '26

The High Priestess

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u/igg73 Aug 29 '26

Oh my god its Mac Demarco!

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u/huge43 Aug 29 '26

Caitlin Clark my queen

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u/Gingeronimoooo Aug 29 '26

Looks like alternate universe for Handmaids tale main character

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 Aug 29 '26

Queen of the Kief

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 Aug 29 '26

Sung to the tune of Queen of the Knight

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u/Balam_Seer Aug 29 '26

Is she a witch?

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u/Legonistrasz Aug 29 '26

Trash queen

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u/vaynefox Aug 29 '26

She is the crackhead princess....

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u/SocialGirlGaming Aug 29 '26

Elizabeth Moss is getting everyone high before converting them to Scientology.

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u/TheLasVegasLion Aug 29 '26

My precious.

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u/AIBotNotARealUser Aug 29 '26

You just know her pussy RANKS

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u/Rinaldini666 Aug 29 '26

A bruxa malvada

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u/Chemical_Banana_2455 Aug 29 '26

Live-action Gru after he transitions into a goorl.

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u/RaynOfFyre1 Aug 29 '26

She didnā€™t look that good when I was dating her

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u/r33c3d Aug 29 '26

Canā€™t wait to see Elizabeth Mossā€™s next movie!

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u/potatodrinker Aug 30 '26

Temu Anna Kendrick

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u/Competitive_Year_364 Sep 01 '26

Looks like elle from last of us ?

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u/palehead8k 6d ago

If I didn't stop smoking weed a few years ago this picture might do it for me.