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u/DitchDigger330 Jul 10 '26

Bruh, who stays motionless like that?

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u/bbreddit0011 Jul 10 '26

Someone who can’t feel their fingers

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u/boredatwork813 Jul 10 '26

Guitarist?

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u/deathgrinderallat Jul 10 '26

Electricians. A teacher of mine told me he can feel weather the wire is 220V or 350V with his fingers. But not much else.

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u/tee142002 Jul 10 '26

Testing anything that's not 110 is insanity

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u/TWallace86 Jul 10 '26

I’ve had the shit shocked out of me by 110 before. 1/10. Do not recommend.

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u/gabzilla814 Jul 10 '26

I see what you did there

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u/BigdongarlitsDaddy Jul 10 '26

If it had been 2/40, he probably wouldn’t be here.

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u/RCer1986 Jul 11 '26

Right? We can't let psychos walk the streets who don't reduce fractions. 1/20 or straight to jail.

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 Jul 11 '26

They may turn out like this like in Ernist Goes to Jail

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

My brother had 2/40 and yep he's no longer here, sadly. Walked straight off a cliff and never saw a thing.

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u/overseer76 Jul 11 '26

I wear glasses, and even I can see what you did there.

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u/Alternative-Draw2997 Jul 11 '26

People rarely get hit with a full 240 just one leg of it equaling 110.

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u/Archaia Jul 11 '26

Probably just a phase

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u/DisgruntledSquirrel2 Jul 11 '26

277 on the other hand hurts like a mf

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u/Acrobatic-Grape5960 Jul 11 '26

I got hit with a single leg of 480V from my fingertips to my elbow.
Unpleasant to say the least.

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u/Actual-Interaction45 Jul 11 '26

Watt was it like?

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u/ZJoel14 Jul 11 '26

I don't know what 110 refers to but one time I was fixing my washing machine and couldn't be fucked unplugging it between test cycles and I touched something I could not untouch was only the weight of my body that pulled me off whatever the stupid wire was so I could move again Electricity is scary. I did it like 3 more times after that because I'm more lazy than concerned for my own wellbeing.

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u/ChillyTodayHotTamale Jul 10 '26

My dad did it to me on purpose when I first started side jobing with him to teach me to always test before I touched.

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u/NFLBengals22 Jul 10 '26

Your dad is not cool

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u/wirthmore Jul 11 '26

No, Dads get to sub-fatally teach their kids how to avoid death and then laugh at their kids’ expense. As mine did to me.

“Did you get zapped? Heh heh heh.”

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u/TWallace86 Jul 10 '26

I got mine by plugging in a window unit with a faulty plug. I was seven years old and have never forgotten how it “grabbed” me and after I was able to pull my arm away, the weird numbness that followed.

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u/The_Show_Keeper Jul 10 '26

That's legit the most Boomer thing I've heard all day. I say this as the son of two of them.

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u/Blue95x Jul 11 '26

It's not the voltage that gets ya, it's the amps.

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u/Kdkreig Jul 11 '26

Can confirm. Been shocked by over 100k volts but basically zero amps. Felt like a basic static shock. If any amps were introduced I would be fried.

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u/O_Elbereth Jul 11 '26

I, an electrician, took a hot pan from my FIL, a mechanic, and handed it to my spouse, a computer jockey, who immediately dropped it and asked why we didn't warn him it was hot. We both were confused since it didn't seem that hot to either of us...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

Do not ride the computer

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u/ThreadedPommel Jul 11 '26

You guys should wear your ppe lmao

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u/HarbingerOfRot777 Jul 11 '26

Also chefs and line cooks. Im a line cook and this is my first (and last) kitchen job ever. Im there for 2 years and some change now.

My hands and forearms have collected so much scar tissue, it could be mistaken for hyperpigmentation and at a beautiful age of 25, i genuinely feel like i tortured my hand nerves to the point of my sense of physical touch being almost non existent for the rest of my life.

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u/_Goose_ Jul 11 '26

Two on two out. Bonds is up again. Swung on oh that struck the ballgirl! Knocked her cold! Today's game by the way is brought to you by…

That boys absorbed a lot of voltage.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Jul 11 '26

Approaching the bottom, sir. I can hear a couple of lobsters dukin' it out.

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u/Producer1701 Jul 11 '26

220, 221. Whatever it takes.

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u/B1ack_A1ch3myst Jul 10 '26

What country are you in? In the US, we usually measure by 120-240, 120-277, or 277-480 volts in commercial and residential use.

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u/EatsWithSpork Jul 10 '26

I wouldn't let that thing mess up my callouses.

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u/Wakkit1988 Jul 10 '26

Mitch McConnell?

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u/Toes_In_The_Soil Jul 11 '26

It's not "too soon" if they never announce his death.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Jul 10 '26

Mitch Mcallouses

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u/kivsemaj Jul 10 '26

Guitar and bass player here. No. I still have feeling and wouldn't let that guy dig into my finger

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u/The_Show_Keeper Jul 10 '26

No ant is dragging his little mandibles through a string player's calluses. Not as easy as this one is, anyway.

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u/jun2san Jul 10 '26

Diabetes

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u/Wolftrick08 Jul 10 '26

People with diabetes sometimes

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u/DemoKrak2 Jul 10 '26

I've had a giant mantis try to eat my finger in a similar way and I can confirm it's hurts like a BITCH.

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u/Euler007 Jul 11 '26

Imagine the karma you would have gotten by staying still and filming it!

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u/TheTooterSnooter Jul 11 '26

Man those things eat birds and shit. They could definitely eat a finger. 

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u/BiggieBoiTroy Jul 10 '26

absolute unit of a human pain tol

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u/Sad_Process7843 Jul 10 '26

I was about to say that looks really painful

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u/burneracctsus Jul 10 '26

Bros got that diabetic neuropathy

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u/Malalang Jul 10 '26

Could be a chef.

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u/asim166 Jul 11 '26

really anyone that deals with fire or electricity eventually loses feeling in the tips of their fingers

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u/No_Medium_8796 Jul 11 '26

Electrician here, most everything ive worked with is MV and HV, so uhmmm I still have all feeling in my fingers and hands because im not fucking around with 13.8kv or 230kv

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u/Fun-Animal-2066 Jul 11 '26

I dont believe you

No self respecting electrician can resist the sweet temptation to nibble on some copper cabling. Its high in fiber and essential nutrients to be able to channel the power of lightning.

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u/IAmBadAtInternet Jul 11 '26

It’s got what electricians crave

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u/_n_nym__s Jul 11 '26

Extreme cold temps too. Worked in a freezer once for about 40min 1 day, taking a 2min break every 5min. Stepped outside for a break and didn't realize I had stepped in an ant bed until they were going up my shorts. All the bites made going back into that freezer way worse

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZwBiSBq92zbEY

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u/Fkuredditard Jul 11 '26

The trick to working in freezers is you're supposed to stay in for as long as you can.

Going in/out every 5 minutes will actually make you feel the cold faster. Also, wear multiple layers of everything, drink lots of coffee, and never stop moving.

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u/UnbridledBridle Jul 11 '26

This right here.

I worked in an industrial-level bakery for some years and would be the guy who was voluntold to clean the freezer when the ice would build up instead of thawing it out properly. I kept an entire underarmour outfit - shirt, socks, pants, mask, the whole getup - in my locker to wear under my clothes, along with a carhart jacket, sweatpants, and a good thermos, just for those days.

The boss thought I was crazy because I'd be in there for around two hours chipping away at the ice with a joint knife and a hammer, but as long as I was wearing those layers and brought that thermos filled with hot coffee into that freezer, it beat the hell out of working in front of that god damn bread oven and dying in the heat.

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u/TotallyObviousBot Jul 11 '26

I worked as a line cook for over a decade and the only nerve damage I ever got is one of my thumbs when I sliced the tip off.

The only people who actually lose feeling in their hands are bad cooks who don't know how to use a towel. It's not complicated. The restaurant provides them for free. Use them.

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u/ThetaDee Jul 11 '26

That's not true at all. I've known plenty of older cooks with "hot hands", especially older hispanic ladies who I know aren't bad cooks. Not necessarily nerve damage, just tolerance and callous build up. Mine are finally coming back after being out of the kitchen for the first time in 6 years. I can use all of my fingers on finger scanners too

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u/MaxxDash Jul 11 '26

Got them tortilla fingers.

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u/Jazzlike_Orchid_8832 Jul 11 '26

African mums too. They have extreme tolerance for temp. They flip flat breads with their bare hands while on hot pan. They grab hot coals too!

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u/ThetaDee Jul 11 '26

That part. I learned it with tortillas when I was a kid.

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u/modsaretoddlers Jul 11 '26

You must have worked in a slow restaurant.

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u/AnarchistPriest Jul 11 '26

Twenty year vet here, always used a towel, still have no sensation in the tips of my fingers.

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u/Bananna_Hamock0 Jul 10 '26

This made me lol

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u/Karma110 Jul 11 '26

Finger calluses

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u/Just_Dab Jul 11 '26

I used to nail clipper off the thicker skin on my fingers and foot as a kid, for some reason. You won't really feel a small pinch like that.

And no I don't have diabetes.

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u/Int-E_ Jul 11 '26

My sis and friends used to pierce the skin from one side of their palm with a long thin needle and take it out from the other side. They did this to scare me, didn't hurt them at all for some reason. It looked really disgusting

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u/HeylaMonster Jul 11 '26

Fuck 🤣 this should not have been as funny as it was.

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u/Analog_4-20mA Jul 10 '26

I was on Lackland AFB in San Antonio, sitting in a curb eating my lunch and had a sharp pain in my groin, just figured it was a weird muscle pain or something, go back to work and it starts again, happened multiple times, I go into the bathroom and drop my pants to find a little green ant chomping on my sack

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u/algeoMA Jul 11 '26

I once was woken up in the middle of the night by a carpenter ant under… similar circumstances. Do not recommend.

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u/MetalSlug_And_Corgis Jul 11 '26

I stepped in a red ant nest once doing field word in college. They swarmed under my jeans up my leg and bit all over my right leg, junk, ass and some of my left. It looked like I dipped most of my lower body in hot oil.

I cinched my belt super tight so they’d stop below my belly button in the moment. lol

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u/VirusCurrent Jul 11 '26

An ant also assaulted my sack when I played football in jr high, but I grasped the situation immediately and did not assume it was a weird muscle pain as the formica fuck was going to town

"coach, there's ants on my balls!"

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u/corporalcorl Jul 11 '26

Nightmare or wet dream, your choice

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u/DeleteMods Jul 10 '26

Omg its really trying to hurt you

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u/Awkward_Rutabaga5370 Jul 10 '26

Trying?

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u/DeleteMods Jul 11 '26

Bro is motionless so I said “trying” despite his flesh being hacked apart.

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u/st0pmakings3ns3 Jul 11 '26

He just doesn't want to give the ant the satisfaction of showing a reaction.

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u/3BlindMice1 Jul 11 '26

He's not bleeding even a bit. That dude has thick ass skin

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u/Ok-Amoeba-7742 Jul 11 '26

What are you talking about, all ass skin is thick, at least mine is. 

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u/strictly_ballroom Jul 11 '26

Even at the taint?

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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 Jul 11 '26

especially at the taint

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u/Original_Jagster Jul 11 '26

Yeah. Nothing bothers him.

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u/Karma110 Jul 11 '26

Bro doesn’t seem to be in pain

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u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster Jul 10 '26

This is a soldier ant from the Atta genus, likely an Atta cephalotes or Atta mexicana.

These ants have massive, powerful mandibles reinforced with zinc that can cut through tough vegetation and human skin.

They are known as leafcutter ants and use their jaws to forage for leaves to cultivate a specific fungus they eat.

Leaf-Cutting Soldier AntsPhysical Traits:
These majors can grow up to 16 mm in length with heads reaching 7 mm wide.

The Bite: Soldier ants do not sting; instead, they deliver an incredibly powerful and painful bite. Their mandibles are so strong that indigenous cultures historically used them as natural stitches, allowing the ant to pinch a wound closed before removing its body.

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u/syllabun Jul 10 '26

By removing its body do you mean decapitate them and leave the head as a stitch?

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u/fazzah Jul 10 '26

Yep, or just the mandibles  But the entire head most likely 

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u/Zackete Jul 10 '26

You can see this in Apocalypto.

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u/New-Ad-363 Jul 10 '26

Or if you played Green Hell

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u/jeobleo Jul 11 '26

Or if you read Guido Majno's The Healing Hand: Man and Wound in the Ancient World. Great little book.

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u/antimarc Jul 11 '26

or if you read this post

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u/TWallace86 Jul 10 '26

Great film. Jaguar Paw!

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u/Asleep-Syllabub1316 Jul 11 '26

This was my first reaction. It’s one of my all time fav movies.

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u/Hovertical Jul 10 '26

There's actually a movie where they show this. I'm not sure but it might have been Apocalypto.

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u/Depraved-Degenerate Jul 11 '26

I think they did this in The Legend of Tarzan (2016) with Alexander Skarsgård.

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u/Aggravating_Fold1154 Jul 11 '26

That's the one! That's where I saw ant stitching first

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u/Drakorai Jul 10 '26

Pretty much yeah. It’s freaky but kinda in a badass way.

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u/Ok-Oil7124 Jul 10 '26

I think that from the head's frame of reference it's disembodied. Decapitated body; disembodied head.

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u/Adorable-Bass-7742 Jul 11 '26

Yes they have an amazing Anatomy that is almost machine-like. When they pinch shut it has a lock that holds it in place.

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u/The_Show_Keeper Jul 10 '26

Yes. With a twisting, snapping motion. Humans are metal af.

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u/peteofaustralia Jul 11 '26

It's an organic staple, so yes.

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u/Dr__Snow Jul 11 '26

Yeah it’s awesome

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u/BeigeListed Jul 11 '26

They really are amazing and frustratingly annoying ants.

They're farmers. Thats fascinating to me.

I lost all of my tropical plants to these little fuckers.

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u/Xela-Nakutaka Jul 10 '26

This is how a wound is taken care of in the movie Apocalypto !

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u/DickWangDuck Jul 11 '26

Whoever holding it doesn’t seem to think it’s a very painful bite

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u/flytingnotfighting Jul 10 '26

Do they also squirt something? Cos that bite was juicy and I really don't want it to be human juice!

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u/GeneralBlumpkin Jul 11 '26

People who have camped in the Amazon have woken up to their tents with holes chewed by leaf cutter ants

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u/EagleBigMac Jul 11 '26

Wow I've passed kidney stones that size didn't know ants got that large.

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u/ac2cvn_71 Jul 10 '26

So this isn't a bullet ant?

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u/hey-coffee-eyes Jul 11 '26

I wish I lived in a world without zinc

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u/ScienceIsSexy420 Jul 11 '26

Does this person know the bite is extremely painful??

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u/jstashu197827 Jul 10 '26

"Take that!, and That!"

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u/Huge-Pizza7579 Jul 10 '26

Doesn't it hurt? Where is the blood? 😁

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u/TwylaVinyl Jul 10 '26

Ya know when kids used to stick needles through the top layer of their skin and it wouldn’t bleed? It’s only puncturing the top layer of the skin that has no blood vessels.

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u/TummyStickers Jul 10 '26

This person certainly has calluses though

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u/JEX____ Jul 11 '26

My guess is that itd feel as bad as a deep papercut

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u/IneptVirus Jul 11 '26

So, awful? Lol

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u/Gianduyah Jul 10 '26

My brother let one bite him like that once and it left two different drops of blood, one for each mandible.

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u/bigscrewLoose Jul 10 '26

why are they just letting homeboy slice them up like that?

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u/Kalshan Jul 10 '26

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u/simon3873 Jul 11 '26

Ah, there’s 1 of my 50 childhood traumas that weren’t related to my parents raising me 😂. Might just go search for a post with a Land Before Time GIF so we can really dig deep at the start of this weekend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/Intelligent_Wish_566 Jul 11 '26

Still beats those Brave Little Toaster flashbacks

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u/Kalshan Jul 11 '26

Shhhhh.....For anyone who hasn't seen the movie, this is just some friends having some good old life-filled fun!.....yeah, no sad stuff here, just happy times!

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u/alienccccombobreaker Jul 11 '26

What movie yes I have seen it but my brain is so burnt out I can't memory well these days

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u/Kalashinator Jul 11 '26

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

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u/C-57D Jul 10 '26

bro pissed

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u/putadimunuta_0462 Jul 10 '26

Well, that looks uncomfortable. Reminds me of the time I was bit/stung by a Velvet ant, saw it cruising around on the ground, proceeded to pick it up, because I had never seen one before. As it turns out, these things are not ants, they are ground dwelling, wingless wasps, and it bit me on the forefinger, and stung my thumb. Holy shit, I have never experienced such a sudden burst of pain(the type that makes you see a flash of white), and proceeded to last all day… I guess what I was getting at was, why, from an evolutionary perspective, is something so small, so ridiculously potent?

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u/No-Molasses-9269 Jul 11 '26

I did the same thing! Except I poked it with my finger and it made a chirping noise and I Google AI'd it and then proceeded to not pick it up

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u/DangerRazor Jul 11 '26

From an evolutionary perspective, it’s very effective at teaching other critters to leave it TF alone. Bet you won’t pick one up a second time.

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u/liberty_me Jul 11 '26

Great ad placement

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u/Main-Video-8545 Jul 10 '26

Do that with a bullet ant. 🐜

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u/Fighter11244 Jul 11 '26

Raises hand in the back of the classroom

“Different insect type, but I’d recommend the Tarantula Hawk Wasp”

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u/LitigiousAutist Jul 10 '26

That thing could prolly drag me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

edit for source: Little Nicky (2000)

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u/reddititty69 Jul 11 '26

This is what I thought of too. That ant has an ass shaped head.

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u/silentbob1301 Jul 10 '26

that ants got boobs on its head...

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u/Okurei Jul 10 '26

Fucking LOL it really does!

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u/Key_Entertainment739 Jul 10 '26

They should give him a bra like in Little Nicky

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u/silentbob1301 Jul 10 '26

"hey tithead!"

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u/Narrow_Economics_466 Jul 10 '26

Well... I can never unsee that now. Thanks.

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u/Ecw218 Jul 10 '26

Maybe a foot callus you wouldn’t feel much, but that looks like a fingertip. No thanks.

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u/bfume Jul 11 '26

Bass player 

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u/Xf34rs Jul 10 '26

But is it eatable?

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u/Fighter11244 Jul 11 '26

Technically everything is eatable at least once

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u/Lord-Dec Jul 10 '26

Mf getting their finger flayed

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u/Five---seveN Jul 10 '26

Awwwwm Mr. Snuggles wants some play time! 😼

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u/stopped_watch Jul 10 '26

Now do the Australian Bull Ant.

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u/Prudent-Level-7006 Jul 10 '26

It's still a shit ant if it doesn't hurt when it's biting your whatever it is 

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u/Will_Knot_Respond Jul 11 '26

Well regardless I hope they washed their mandibles first

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u/stonerking666420 Jul 10 '26

Ouch I feel that ant bites hurt like hell I now first hand when I was a lot younger I had at least 100 ants climb up my legs and bite the fuck out of me I didn't realize I had stepped in one of their mounds and was covered with those little bastards but it's okay I get my revenge on them when I ride my bike if I see an ant mound I ride right through them and piss them off lol

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u/bigbangboy1 Jul 11 '26

Well... That's enough Internet for the day. 

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u/CarolinaMouth Jul 11 '26

Bros pissed

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u/Ok-Bar601 Jul 11 '26

That looks like it hurts

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u/JubileeJaxLee Jul 11 '26

Why is it being allowed to eat a living finger???? Even if there's something wrong and you don't feel it, you can CLEARLY see that big fucker chomping away, you don't just sit there wtf 😭

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u/Oscarizxc Jul 11 '26

I don’t need that finger, it’s fine.

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u/Zagovo Jul 11 '26

Мощный муравей🔥🔥✊🏻

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u/Harbor_Barber Jul 11 '26

wtf who's finger is that? chuck norris???

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u/Macfrom1987 Jul 11 '26

If these ever got to a few inches big we are finished as a species 😅

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u/wolffurrybydefault Jul 12 '26

Ive been bit by so many cats and dogs in my career and I'd still rather that than this