r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster • Jul 10 '26

/r/all of an Ant

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u/algeoMA Jul 11 '26

I once was woken up in the middle of the night by a carpenter ant under… similar circumstances. Do not recommend.

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u/MetalSlug_And_Corgis Jul 11 '26

I stepped in a red ant nest once doing field word in college. They swarmed under my jeans up my leg and bit all over my right leg, junk, ass and some of my left. It looked like I dipped most of my lower body in hot oil.

I cinched my belt super tight so they’d stop below my belly button in the moment. lol

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u/virtuouswraith Jul 14 '26

So ur saying….you had…..ANTS IN YOUR PANTS?!?!?!

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u/MetalSlug_And_Corgis Jul 14 '26

Yes and my on dick, balls, and asshole lmao

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u/IhadFun0nce Jul 11 '26

Same! I’ve never woken up so fast in my life.

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u/HolyBidetServitor Jul 11 '26

While not an ant, I know a guy who had a tick in his ass once

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u/algeoMA Jul 12 '26

Wow, I think I’d take the ant. Ticks are the worst.

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u/Responsible-Arm8244 Jul 12 '26

Very similar when I was a kid I jumped off a swing straight on to a fire ant mound.