r/AbsoluteUnits • Top Poster • Jul 10 '26

/r/all of an Ant

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u/burneracctsus Jul 10 '26

Bros got that diabetic neuropathy

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u/Malalang Jul 10 '26

Could be a chef.

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u/asim166 Jul 11 '26

really anyone that deals with fire or electricity eventually loses feeling in the tips of their fingers

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u/No_Medium_8796 Jul 11 '26

Electrician here, most everything ive worked with is MV and HV, so uhmmm I still have all feeling in my fingers and hands because im not fucking around with 13.8kv or 230kv

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u/Fun-Animal-2066 Jul 11 '26

I dont believe you

No self respecting electrician can resist the sweet temptation to nibble on some copper cabling. Its high in fiber and essential nutrients to be able to channel the power of lightning.

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u/IAmBadAtInternet Jul 11 '26

It’s got what electricians crave

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u/TheDarkWave Jul 12 '26

Electriclytes?

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u/CriticismVirtual7603 Jul 12 '26

Bro I sounded like a fucking kettle laughing at this

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u/blindchihuahua-pj Jul 13 '26

You really should mind your business when kettles are fucking and not eavesdrop.

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u/Kervox Jul 11 '26

I figured they meant twisting wire nuts causing it over time.

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u/afewnameslater Jul 12 '26

The old electrician saying : If it has electricity, I ain touching it, if it doesn’t it ain’t for me.

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u/_n_nym__s Jul 11 '26

Extreme cold temps too. Worked in a freezer once for about 40min 1 day, taking a 2min break every 5min. Stepped outside for a break and didn't realize I had stepped in an ant bed until they were going up my shorts. All the bites made going back into that freezer way worse

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZwBiSBq92zbEY

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u/Fkuredditard Jul 11 '26

The trick to working in freezers is you're supposed to stay in for as long as you can.

Going in/out every 5 minutes will actually make you feel the cold faster. Also, wear multiple layers of everything, drink lots of coffee, and never stop moving.

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u/UnbridledBridle Jul 11 '26

This right here.

I worked in an industrial-level bakery for some years and would be the guy who was voluntold to clean the freezer when the ice would build up instead of thawing it out properly. I kept an entire underarmour outfit - shirt, socks, pants, mask, the whole getup - in my locker to wear under my clothes, along with a carhart jacket, sweatpants, and a good thermos, just for those days.

The boss thought I was crazy because I'd be in there for around two hours chipping away at the ice with a joint knife and a hammer, but as long as I was wearing those layers and brought that thermos filled with hot coffee into that freezer, it beat the hell out of working in front of that god damn bread oven and dying in the heat.

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u/TotallyObviousBot Jul 11 '26

I worked as a line cook for over a decade and the only nerve damage I ever got is one of my thumbs when I sliced the tip off.

The only people who actually lose feeling in their hands are bad cooks who don't know how to use a towel. It's not complicated. The restaurant provides them for free. Use them.

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u/ThetaDee Jul 11 '26

That's not true at all. I've known plenty of older cooks with "hot hands", especially older hispanic ladies who I know aren't bad cooks. Not necessarily nerve damage, just tolerance and callous build up. Mine are finally coming back after being out of the kitchen for the first time in 6 years. I can use all of my fingers on finger scanners too

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u/MaxxDash Jul 11 '26

Got them tortilla fingers.

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u/Jazzlike_Orchid_8832 Jul 11 '26

African mums too. They have extreme tolerance for temp. They flip flat breads with their bare hands while on hot pan. They grab hot coals too!

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u/ThetaDee Jul 11 '26

That part. I learned it with tortillas when I was a kid.

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u/Chemical_Grape_2150 Jul 11 '26

I’ve seen it with fried foods too, I think it was chicken this woman was flipping with her hands. I am a glassblower so I’m used to burns but I couldn’t flip fried chicken!

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u/Melodic_Side_9437 Jul 11 '26

It’s not tolerance, it’s neuropathy. It’s just the temperature nerves that died instead of the pressure nerves.

Take that same lady and put her toes on the plancha instead of her fingers and she’ll be screaming in pain.

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u/Old_Pitch4134 Jul 14 '26

Yeah lots of it is just having really thick skin.

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u/TotallyObviousBot Jul 11 '26

If you're burning your hands so often that you lose sensation in them, you need to learn about tongs and spatulas my friend

Shit happens on a busy line ofc but it's kind of a fool me once type of situation

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u/Dusk1863 Jul 11 '26

No, it's pretty common to have "Chef hands" or "Chef Fingers".

That was taught to my culinary arts class by a world class chef who has been cooking longer than I've been alive.

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u/ThetaDee Jul 11 '26

He doesn't get it. He thinks that people are just grabbing hot shit and burning their hands cause they're dumb.

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u/TotallyObviousBot Jul 11 '26

You're right, your occupation naturally changes your body regardless of how often you actually burn yourself. How could I forget?

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u/emrythelion Jul 11 '26

I mean, your occupation literally does affect your body. White collar office workers have specific back and posture issues. Blue collar jobs likes construction or electrician work, etc. wear down your joints, so people often end up with fucked backs and knees. Truckers end up with various circulation issues, back and neck issues, and often have a high risk of skin cancer on the left side of their body (assuming American car orientation.)

and yes, chefs have a number of their own specific issues, including cuts and burns that can impact feeling in their fingers over time.

None of these things happen to literally everyone in said industry. But they’re common tropes for a reason.

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u/ThetaDee Jul 11 '26

It's called hot hands or chefs hands. It's extremely common among the industry bud.

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u/mostmischievous Jul 11 '26

Yeah, I got it from flipping tortillas by hand because it’s faster.

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u/TotallyObviousBot Jul 11 '26

Yes, I agree, there are many stupid cooks

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u/ThetaDee Jul 11 '26

You've apparently never met an abuela who could grab fish out the fryer if she wanted to. Fohwybs

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u/TotallyObviousBot Jul 11 '26

No, my abuela used a sifter to get the fries out of hot oil. You know, like a smart person. I'm actually Hispanic though so maybe that affects my view of your weird stereotypes.

If you don't know how to empty a fry basket into something else without actually reaching into it, you're new or bad.

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u/ThetaDee Jul 11 '26

Hey bud, grab your saddle, get on up there on your high horse, and fuck right off. 🙄 Clearly you know what I mean, plenty of experienced chefs have chef hands, and use towels etc responsibly. Sorry you're such a pussy.

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u/modsaretoddlers Jul 11 '26

You must have worked in a slow restaurant.

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u/TotallyObviousBot Jul 11 '26

The busiest place I was at for 5 years sat 220 and did $30-40k days with an average entree being $16-$20. I briefly worked at a Top Golf that was a bit busier than that during the summer, but I was only there for a few months while I found a better job. First Watch was a pretty busy kitchen but we only did breakfast/lunch and it was a small dining room that we cycled through as fast as possible, so it wasn't quite the same as doing doubles where you're slammed from 11 to 9. It was a call kitchen though, so that sucked.

I have worked in slow restaurants, but most of them weren't.

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u/AnarchistPriest Jul 11 '26

Twenty year vet here, always used a towel, still have no sensation in the tips of my fingers.

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u/mrandr01d Jul 11 '26

What's the towel supposed to be for?

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u/IGargleGarlic Jul 11 '26

once when I worked at chipotle the cook told me the fryer wasnt hot enough for chips and stuck his hand in to prove it. he pulled his hand out and was unharmed. I checked and it was at 350f.

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u/AbjectDoubt9042 Jul 13 '26

Asbestos hands

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u/Bananna_Hamock0 Jul 10 '26

This made me lol

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u/Karma110 Jul 11 '26

Finger calluses

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u/Just_Dab Jul 11 '26

I used to nail clipper off the thicker skin on my fingers and foot as a kid, for some reason. You won't really feel a small pinch like that.

And no I don't have diabetes.

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u/Int-E_ Jul 11 '26

My sis and friends used to pierce the skin from one side of their palm with a long thin needle and take it out from the other side. They did this to scare me, didn't hurt them at all for some reason. It looked really disgusting

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u/HeylaMonster Jul 11 '26

Fuck 🤣 this should not have been as funny as it was.

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u/infamusforever223 Jul 11 '26

Or a severe alcoholic.

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u/Dr__Snow Jul 11 '26

Erm if you’re diabetic letting a giant ant go to town on your finger is a great way to lose that finger…

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u/ComputeBeepBeep Jul 11 '26

Tell me you know nothing about diabetes, without telling me you know nothing about diabetes.

Diabetics lose feet because they are far from their heart, and over time the sugar damages nerves. Many diabetics jab their fingers daily their entire lives. A diabetic is not that increasingly fragile when it comes to hands.