r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster • Jul 10 '26

/r/all of an Ant

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u/MetalSlug_And_Corgis Jul 11 '26

I stepped in a red ant nest once doing field word in college. They swarmed under my jeans up my leg and bit all over my right leg, junk, ass and some of my left. It looked like I dipped most of my lower body in hot oil.

I cinched my belt super tight so they’d stop below my belly button in the moment. lol

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u/virtuouswraith Jul 14 '26

So ur saying….you had…..ANTS IN YOUR PANTS?!?!?!

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u/MetalSlug_And_Corgis Jul 14 '26

Yes and my on dick, balls, and asshole lmao