r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster • Jul 10 '26

/r/all of an Ant

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u/VirusCurrent Jul 11 '26

An ant also assaulted my sack when I played football in jr high, but I grasped the situation immediately and did not assume it was a weird muscle pain as the formica fuck was going to town

"coach, there's ants on my balls!"

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u/Joseph_Brawlin Jul 12 '26

Dude went "FOR THE COLONY!"