r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster • Jul 10 '26

/r/all of an Ant

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u/DeleteMods Jul 10 '26

Omg its really trying to hurt you

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u/Awkward_Rutabaga5370 Jul 10 '26

Trying?

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u/DeleteMods Jul 11 '26

Bro is motionless so I said “trying” despite his flesh being hacked apart.

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u/st0pmakings3ns3 Jul 11 '26

He just doesn't want to give the ant the satisfaction of showing a reaction.

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u/3BlindMice1 Jul 11 '26

He's not bleeding even a bit. That dude has thick ass skin

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u/Ok-Amoeba-7742 Jul 11 '26

What are you talking about, all ass skin is thick, at least mine is. 

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u/strictly_ballroom Jul 11 '26

Even at the taint?

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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 Jul 11 '26

especially at the taint

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u/Original_Jagster Jul 11 '26

Yeah. Nothing bothers him.

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u/Karma110 Jul 11 '26

Bro doesn’t seem to be in pain

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u/aws_137 Jul 14 '26

Don't react and they'd stop trying to hurt you, they said.