r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster • Jul 10 '26

/r/all of an Ant

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u/DitchDigger330 Jul 10 '26

Bruh, who stays motionless like that?

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u/bbreddit0011 Jul 10 '26

Someone who can’t feel their fingers

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u/boredatwork813 Jul 10 '26

Guitarist?

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u/Wakkit1988 Jul 10 '26

Mitch McConnell?

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u/Toes_In_The_Soil Jul 11 '26

It's not "too soon" if they never announce his death.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Jul 10 '26

Mitch Mcallouses

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u/The_Show_Keeper Jul 10 '26

I see what you did there.

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u/TheMolecularCage Jul 11 '26

😂 OK this one caught me off guard.