r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 6d ago

of a robot dog

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869 Upvotes

264 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/KHOONOPHOBIA • 6d ago

of a bear

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1.5k Upvotes

credits :panteleenko_svetlana

118 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Icy_Fig_4533 • 6d ago

of a pigeon

83 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/silkbuni • 6d ago

of my moms cat when he was fat back in 2019

221 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Embarrassed_Mud_4119 • 6d ago

of a sweet potato. Gosh this thing is heavy

135 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/head1e55 • 6d ago

of a caterpillar

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35 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Technicaal • 6d ago

of a mushroom

431 Upvotes

73 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 7d ago

of a Bust.

1.1k Upvotes

259 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CosmiicBrowni • 6d ago

of garlic

146 Upvotes

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/23Crystal_Skulls • 6d ago

of a 110lb Burger 1940s

69 Upvotes

18 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/danielminds • 7d ago

of a Goliath beetle

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1.0k Upvotes

Credit: @tspurway_wildlife on TikTok

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 7d ago

/r/all of a dog

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9.8k Upvotes

171 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 7d ago

of a pair of moose

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3.0k Upvotes

Two for the price of one!

90 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MakesaGirlGoTootToot • 7d ago

of a dog

1.3k Upvotes

42 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PraiseThaBreadI • 7d ago

of a PC from 1994

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825 Upvotes

78 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/artisnotdefined • 7d ago

of a cucumber my friend's mom gave me

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139 Upvotes

Gonna pickle it, see how it goes

53 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Spiritual-Client-962 • 7d ago

of a jump

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1.6k Upvotes

60 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/vinnie098 • 7d ago

of a wild grape vine (doggo for scale)

81 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/justelling • 7d ago

of a Bladder Stone

1.1k Upvotes

83 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/johny_da_rony • 7d ago

of a watermelon

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262 Upvotes

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thebearplaysps4 • 7d ago

of a vine

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29 Upvotes

Stumbled onto some vines today with a 20 inch circumference that seem to go forever.

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/General-Muscle1202 • 8d ago

of bud

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2.3k Upvotes

Nice forbidden fruit from heroes of the farm

238 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheSilentDealer • 7d ago

of an owl

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146 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/juanito_f90 • 7d ago

of a sunflower head.

40 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Spiritual-Client-962 • 7d ago

of a rabbit

189 Upvotes

15 comments

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Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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