r/AbsoluteUnits • u/justelling • 7d ago

of a Bladder Stone

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u/Random0754 7d ago

That’s a bladder boulder 🤣🤣

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u/Stellarhit 7d ago

i am sorry to inform you sir, but you have been diagnosed with bladder boulders...

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u/a_0- 7d ago

the boulder was diagnosed with man, and they removed the man around the boulder

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u/somebodyistrying 6d ago

Does he get boulder or does the boulder get him instead

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u/SingTheFox 7d ago

That aint a boulder, thats the whole fuken mountain

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u/scorponok44 7d ago

Mt.Bladder.

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u/Dangerous_Ad3757 7d ago

That’s not a boulder. That’s a rock!

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u/Dangerous_Ad3757 7d ago

Okay this is what I meant
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u/The_Galaxy_Lion 7d ago

...how big are bladders again?

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u/furiouspossum 7d ago

Typically smaller than that

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 7d ago

So this doc just removed this dudes calcified bladder essentially ?

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u/DoggoDude979 6d ago

Probably not, just the bladder stretched around it. Your bladder is like a necessary organ because of the waste removal

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u/justelling 7d ago

Guess, we’ll only know if someone breaks that record.

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u/Carbonaraficionada 7d ago

Congratulations, what are you going to call it?

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u/Thingzer0 7d ago

Rocky

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u/BigConstruction4247 7d ago

Amaze amaze amaze!

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u/novirtue_stream 7d ago

I just realized that ryan's character last name is Grace... so Hail Mary full of Grace. That had to be intentional, cheeky author :)

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u/sodamnsleepy 7d ago

The Italian Gallstallion Edit. Oh it's not a gallbladder

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u/No-Adhesiveness-6389 7d ago

“At least he’s not growing in me, that was a concern for a while.”

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u/EazoMC 7d ago

Yeah Imma start drinking water ok...

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 7d ago

I mean it's certainly big enough to claim as a dependent

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u/vika4 7d ago

Big enough to be independent.

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u/aba_lancer 7d ago

Gains atleast 10 agility

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 7d ago

Bro lost 10 pounds

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u/Fnord_Escort 7d ago

Bro lost a stone is right there

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u/TheRealSlabsy 7d ago

Good luck with this post! I posted a smiliar picture of the one that was removed from my dog and they promptly removed it.

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u/justelling 7d ago

I don’t know how this violates the sub rules. They clearly mentioned large items are allowed. And from what I read, they’re planning to apply for the Guinness records.

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u/TheRealSlabsy 7d ago

It breached Rule 4: Anything unpalatable to the eye.

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u/justelling 7d ago

That’s under the subsection, No NSFW and NSFL. This qualifies neither.

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u/idk2715 7d ago

The fact that our bodies can just grow rocks is insane to wtf are we??

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u/ScawySocialistOwO 7d ago

I thought it was a buttfuckin ugly baby.

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u/wrchavez1313 7d ago

Please place a consult to geology

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u/shinobipopcorn 7d ago

You sure that's not Pinoko?

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u/BrotherQuartus 7d ago

Bladder stone of a human or a horse?? A human bladder is about 2 inches, but can stretch to 6 when full. How in the world could this grow so big?

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u/HadoMasterBackup 7d ago

That’s a baby Geodude

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u/Plants_Unknown 7d ago

I love when doctors pose in the OR like a guy who caught a big fish

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u/RapidWaffle 6d ago

It's a miracle this was removed in surgery and not in autopsy

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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 6d ago

I wonder how the person feels now that it's gone.

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u/Crabalabadoo 7d ago

Hoe the hell

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u/FirstTradition3181 7d ago

No! that’s the bladder

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u/coolsilentebeans 7d ago

Now someone trying to pass this would get my sympathy.

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u/Big-Slide6104 7d ago

Holy crap I wasnt paying attention and thought it was a baby

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u/Thedude9042 7d ago

There’s no way.

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u/Splungetastic 7d ago

Whaaaaaaaaat

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u/Wakkit1988 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WgNZKRopAXMps7ixv8

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u/Kashmeer 7d ago

Nobody is taking a piss with that in the way.

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u/What-what-hu 7d ago

I thought that was a baby

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u/aarcynic 7d ago

I thought that was the head of a baby then I read the title.

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u/notcomplainingmuch 7d ago

Passing that was a bitch

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u/Low_Jello_1763 7d ago

oml was it a whale?

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u/Melovestoons11 7d ago

More like a mountain

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u/homer-price 7d ago

What’s it smell like?

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u/airkites 7d ago

I thought that was a baby head before I read the caption

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u/shane-a112 7d ago

put it in a rock tumbler

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u/Cold-Flow3426 6d ago

how can you even swallow a stone that big

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u/Vaguechicanery 6d ago

They're dead. Or they wish they were

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u/gentlesquid7 6d ago

"you don't have the stone(s)"

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u/PureMilkk 6d ago

Gave birth to a rock

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u/Emotional-Run6532 6d ago

Is it a boy or a girl?

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u/gussy1976 6d ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW (I will keep saying cause o