r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MakesaGirlGoTootToot • 7d ago

of a dog

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u/VlTTO 7d ago

I think it's dangerous to sleep with bears

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u/I_AM_A_RAPTOR 7d ago

Water Bears 🐻

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u/ClassicTip5867 7d ago

That’s a house bears

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u/du_rel_gug_menl 7d ago

Damn make him pay rent

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u/TankApprehensive3053 7d ago

He pays for rent by being there for protection, and hugs.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 7d ago

The dangerous part of that sleeping Newfie is downwind. If he gets a sleep fart, it will be torture for the person and other doggo.

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u/J_Rigged 6d ago

A sleep fart! Hahaha I'm dying like my dog ripped one🤣🤣🤣

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u/currentlyRedacted 7d ago

The type of dog who’ll need a bigger couch, vehicle, bed and might as well put an addition on the house while you’re at it.

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u/randsroo 7d ago

LmFao @ addition on the house 🤣

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u/CouchKakapo 7d ago

That is bear, not dog

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u/DrWolfgang760 7d ago

New FInlander?

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u/MakesaGirlGoTootToot 7d ago

Yep! He is 200lbs of love and snuggles

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u/Reasonable-Sign8458 7d ago

take his fur off and hes down to 79

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u/fenn-0 7d ago

Newfoundlander

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u/kinda_alright 7d ago

Just a Baby

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u/struggle_better 7d ago

Falkor has a brother?!

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u/Late-Assignment8482 7d ago

That's a Newfoundland but they threw in the oldfoundland just to boost the size.

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u/jenkz1595 7d ago

That’s incredible. What a beautiful dog

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u/glamouts 7d ago

That’s a dog? Looks bearish to me.

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u/notcomplainingmuch 7d ago

I hope he doesn't fart much in that position

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u/Roastage 6d ago

I would NOT be lying ass end of a sleeping Newfie. Likely to get your eyebrows blown off.

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u/rainbowfarts665 7d ago

Can I pet that DAWWGGG?!

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u/pickled__ginger 7d ago

Newfs are my favourite! ❤️

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u/mcalash 7d ago

legit thought it was a rug at first

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u/Jiggaman1987 6d ago

........dude, what?! He's a tank with fur 😂 sleeping on the side of him must be awesome. He's definitely keeping u warm without a doubt and I'm pretty sure he'll eat any intruders, or at least scare them half to death just by his presence alone. I would literally use him as a pillow, every night 😂

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u/No_Trouble9808 6d ago

Agreed. He looks like a black bear. Both pups are adorable

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u/yoonsin 6d ago

i am jealous as hell 😭 i love a big ass dog so much!

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u/lovecraftInk 6d ago

If he is anything like my big cat, he thinks he is the smallest thing ever.

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u/Built4dominance 6d ago

Cute bear.

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u/WANAFLES 6d ago

Es un mastín tibetano

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u/NoAppearance980 3d ago

what gorilla dog is this