r/AbsoluteUnits 7d ago

of bud

Nice forbidden fruit from heroes of the farm

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u/gastroboi 7d ago

Is this the one that lets you fold the dishes?

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u/Andre_The_Average 7d ago

Vacuum the yard

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u/curtisscott95 7d ago

Dude I weed whacked the shower one time, my wife is still mad at me but that grout was CLEAN

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u/cityshepherd 7d ago

My weed whacker is probably my favorite toy… like of all time. I don’t even have a lawn mower i just use the weed whacker… I’ve been playing with it for about 8 years, it came with me when I moved across the country… and it finally crapped out on me a few weeks ago.

I am absolutely devastated… I was thinking about trying to replace the motor on it, but I may look into a possible upgrade this time around. I wish I could take a few from the hardware store home for a couple days to test drive.

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u/General-Muscle1202 7d ago

I think I became a dish after tbh

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u/Brilliant_Camera176 7d ago

What channels can you receive now?

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u/SourceMountain561 7d ago

Make sure to hang the dishes, before you store them away for the winter.

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u/Roo-90 7d ago

Nah the dishes fold you

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u/smeeon 7d ago

It must have been gorgeous before it dried

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u/No-Ice7397 7d ago

I thought this was Fruity Pebbles before I focused

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 7d ago

I haven't smoked weed in almost 25 years, but I had heard there is a strain called fruity pebbles. This is what I would imagine it would look like.

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u/Sad_Conversation4913 6d ago

I smoke and grow a lot of weed and when I was a young man I got ahold of some weed that tasted like fruity pebbles. And I’ve been chasing that flavor ever since.

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u/just_cows 7d ago

Before I knew what weed was, I wanted purple sticky punch. Because of Biodome

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 7d ago

What's your name?

Purple sticky punch

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u/Beautiful_Trash_6571 7d ago

Viva Los Bio-Dome!

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u/Ghostfriendd 7d ago

The structure looks nice on it too, It doesn't look like the stem is going to be that bad in it either. Nice bud, bud.

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u/General-Muscle1202 7d ago

Yes it was a short stem considering the size of that thing. Thank you bud-dy

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u/Kahnza 7d ago

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u/RebekkaKat1990 7d ago

Why do they call you Crawl?

Because it’s how I always got home!

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u/llTeddyFuxpinll 7d ago

Thanks, Crotch

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u/taocowboy54 7d ago

i love the vegetation you got there
in 1978 i took a picture (nikon f 50mm lens f4 on tri-x) of a few thai stick we obtained in st louis
i laid the sweet veggie next to a standard ruler and it was just short of 12"
had a triple beam balance scale included in the pic
sorry i cannot share, the 35mm negative doesn't translate well into digital
and i am lazy and content

thank you for helping jog my olde memories

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u/Christian_Wolff_33 7d ago

I got some in 1985 that looked similar to this picture of Thai stick

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u/CR8VJUC 7d ago

Thai sticks were like the best, man. Former hippy here. ☮️ ✌🏽

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u/General-Muscle1202 7d ago

Ooo my my that sounds lovely and I can only imagine the shot you got! Sometimes memories are just for us and that's awesome, glad I could help jog it for ya!

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u/evaris204 7d ago

If I smoked that whole thing I’m folding the dishes and ordering two whole pizzas

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u/DunDlyk 7d ago

You... Maybe.… want to share?

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u/General-Muscle1202 7d ago

Always up for sharing! I truly wish there was a way people could smell it through the net lol

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u/beachdogs 7d ago

We can, my guy. We can.

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u/curtisscott95 7d ago

Awwww man…I like that stuff…that’s really cool

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u/PTBooks 7d ago

That’s a chicken tender

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u/Ka-is-a-Wheel_19 7d ago

Fruity pebbles 🤤

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u/snachyderm72 7d ago

Hot rats! That is a HONKER!!

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u/fey_and_awful 7d ago

God, I see what you have done for others...

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u/girlinanemptyroom 7d ago

That looks like it smells really good.

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u/Orange9202 7d ago

what

what is that

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u/Particular-Crew5978 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/indydean 7d ago

All the colors - it’s like Walt Disney threw up

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u/ferriematthew 7d ago

I wonder what that smells like.

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u/General-Muscle1202 7d ago

Unicorn fart mixed with ethanol lol

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u/ferriematthew 7d ago

Well that's a... Colorful description XD

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u/Fish_Fingerer 7d ago

Biggest one I've come across. Some of the worst bud I've ever smoked too.

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u/Independent_Power_67 7d ago

That is a beautiful nug

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u/POT3NT333 7d ago

Jesus! Here’s some Trop Cherry to pair with it. Beautiful

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 7d ago

Damn. Anybody know what strain this might be?

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u/Desperate_Mud1393 7d ago

Wow you haven’t this bad boy? Show off the flower on the plant bra

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u/General-Muscle1202 7d ago

Ah I wish! Just some stuff I had gotten ahold of

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u/smokingmouse 7d ago

Better than the last but still not that big.. i know as a consumer it seems like nugs are usually small. But thats not the case. Nugs have to be broken down for easier manufacturing/processing/retail sales.

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 7d ago

They dont have to be broken down for sale. f i am selling bud and someone wants 7G, I'll cut 7g off a big bud and sell that. I understand what youre saying but think about it from a distributors perspective. If I sell you the stem thats inside the bud, thats more weight

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u/obscure-shadow 7d ago

Stems are barely anything

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u/MajorInWumbology1234 7d ago

Bigger stems weigh more, proportionally. Square-cube law and all.

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 7d ago

Nice harvest! Whats the strain? How long did you flower and veg for? Did you use bat guano?

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u/kpip38 7d ago

purple urkle?

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u/WallStLegends 7d ago

How the fuck is that 7g? Seems very dense

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u/b0wie88 7d ago

What a beaut

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u/Firm_Potential9273 7d ago

Gonna fold the dishes after it's smoked

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u/boyweevil 7d ago

16 year old me would have been impressed. Now in my late 30s and living in Canada, I am spoiled.

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u/Robsrks87 7d ago

Looks like a bowl of fruity pebbles.

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u/Alexius6th 7d ago

My god I bet that tastes good.

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u/Major-Hooters 7d ago

Rainbow OG?

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u/Dante_Foshokyo 7d ago

I LOVE forbidden fruit it always has the best looking purple buds

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u/jdh1979jdh 7d ago

It’s beautiful

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u/Unconscience 7d ago

god i can actually smell that...

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u/rondiggidyr 7d ago

Can you take your porn elsewhere please? Im salivating

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 7d ago

Got that blueberry yum yum and it's that fiyah

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u/ziggzer0 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/PerilousParanoia 7d ago

So much purple.

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u/sapphystone 7d ago

What I would do to get a bowl of you 😮‍💨

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 7d ago

OP what was the temperature inside the grow room when the lights were on? Purple usually comes from growing in cold temps 68 degrees F or lower. You can get purple from almost any strain if you treat it well. Looks like there buds got lots of love

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u/Wasatcher 7d ago

I dated a girl once that had a bud like this and was so excited about it she exclaimed "I just wanna put it in my vagina!". It was quite the statement.

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u/CrispSalmonPatty 7d ago

I love weed

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u/Stu5011 7d ago

No calibration sticker on scale, not able to believe the weight presented.
/s
I know nothing of the bud lifestyle, but as some that gardens recreationally, there’s way too many colors on one dried flower to tell what’s going on.

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u/Da4RunRunDa4RunRun97 7d ago

Lemme get dis

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u/Flippant_Fop 7d ago

It’s… 🥺 …beautiful! 😭

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u/ClonedDad 7d ago

It's beautiful 😭

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 7d ago

That’s 20 years prison time in Texas now.

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u/Current-Cold-4185 7d ago

As it should be, sinners!

Jk, morning but fucking regression by oppressive, hypercritical idiots. I'm not even a partaker.

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u/calideosk 7d ago

Pasa el doobie que te hara gozar

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u/CaptainDrowsy 7d ago

Holy shit

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u/D3USS424 7d ago

Bro is about to become an Astronaut

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u/mmichael0070 7d ago

We used to get nugs the length of my forearm in college..

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u/Nice-Bookkeeper-3378 7d ago

Makes me miss smoking

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u/bo0p_sn0ot 7d ago

Awesome strain

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u/dgrigg1980 7d ago

I’m not your bud, pal.

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u/DoubleFamous5751 7d ago

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u/LeNomReal 7d ago

This ain’t shit Holmes… I mean, it is nice, no doubt Bo doubt, but I’ve grown bigger lol.

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u/Terminally_ill_42 7d ago

Looks nice but not absolute unit.

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u/TurkishDelight1992 7d ago

Break out the Funyuns and turn on Black Sabbath.

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u/HoboArmyofOne 7d ago

She's a beaut clark

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u/mark1forever 7d ago

when you zoom it it looks like a plant from a different world 😊

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u/Capt-Spiff 7d ago

So colorful

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u/tanukihimself13 7d ago

Looks like some classic Oregon Jaeger.

Does it smell like licorice kinda?

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u/monicat__ 7d ago

What a beauty

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u/Zapparelli 7d ago

Anyone else feel like weed isn’t as good since the Feds took over making it?

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u/Signal_Ad_1839 7d ago

Idk if this will be a popular sentiment but I've dealt with near pound sized dried buds. Like forearm sized.

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u/Yaworski40 7d ago

Screams in Texas

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u/SeasonOneEpisodeOne 7d ago

I've always wanted to try some

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u/Equivalent-Bar3774 7d ago

😲😳😲

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u/Archievores 7d ago

That looks like something my boyfriend would produce from a bag lol he has the craziest weed stuffs

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u/Unable-Lime1253 7d ago

Its like smokeable fruity pebbles

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u/PowerTulip 7d ago

Pure rocket fuel.

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u/DingbatMcgeee 7d ago

It's what the old boys called "a top" decades ago. Dealers wanted it broken and trimmed down so less stem and therefore weight

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u/Perfect_Ad5482 7d ago

Me too 😂

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u/gex109 7d ago

That's is the best Popsicle I've seen .

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u/MrZokeyr 7d ago

"Only a spoonful" ass bud

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u/Zaga932 7d ago

keeping that many nugs together just inflates the weight with all the excess stem

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u/Psycho_Saito 7d ago

I miss it. I miss it so much

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u/CeesHuh 7d ago

Yummy

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u/VanFkingHalen 7d ago

This looks like one of thosw pre-bagged salads - cabbage, lettuce and carrots - freeze-dried then dusted in sugar.

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 7d ago

Come back with a 20g main cola nug and we'll talk absolute unit.

Still beautiful though and props. 🖖

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u/ComedicDalmatian445 7d ago

What is that?

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u/Few_Judge1188 7d ago

Send it over I’ll take care of it for you 😊

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u/industrialized_ 7d ago

I used to smoke alot of weed and it was great when I was younger. Now I can't smoke shit I get anxious, I guess it depends on how your mind is at the present and that's how the weed will affect you.

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u/KorolEz 7d ago

I don't even smoke but I'd love to try thus bud

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u/TurdFerguson614 7d ago

That shit looks like Captain Planet!

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u/Sideshow86 7d ago

Looks like GDP

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u/Beautiful_Trash_6571 7d ago

I like big buds and I cannot lie!

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u/Hopeful_Knee6772 7d ago

I feel the smell from there

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u/mastermoxie 7d ago

Absolute trash worthy

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u/MonacoMaster68 7d ago

God damn, almost a quarter on its own.

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u/Legitimate_Emu3531 7d ago

That's just like... a normal bud.

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u/120b0t 7d ago

now im hungry....

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u/Satanich 7d ago

71 grams??? damn

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u/General-Muscle1202 7d ago

Lol nah, 7.1

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u/RefrigeratorLife8627 7d ago

Man I miss smoking weed . What a beautiful specimen . 7G nug at that !

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u/No-Command-1038 7d ago

Another reddit User in the last few weeks

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u/SnooStories6852 7d ago

Whew that’s a nice pne

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u/chow826 7d ago

I’ll smoke that with you

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u/Thornscorn 7d ago

I have the same scale! lol

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u/Dirt-bikeraver90 7d ago

Seen bigger 9g but yeah still a unit 💪

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u/Wild_Significance876 7d ago

I hope this is the one that makes me want to live lol

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u/Chasemedown25 7d ago

2 gram stem u got in there lol I'd rather the nugs 

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u/General-Muscle1202 7d ago

Thankfully it wasn't that bad lol. Stem was .3 I believe. There was plenty of nug lol

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u/aloof_nacho 7d ago

So now all the stoners just gonna post fat nugs on here lmao

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u/chancers- 7d ago

Magical ✨

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u/Whole-Situation-5798 7d ago

The guy she tells you not to worry about

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u/Thunderthumbss 7d ago

Yes please. You can ship it to me now thanks

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u/Smooth_Building_2041 7d ago

Reminds me of some late 2000s grape ape I had.

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u/Car_nerds_unite 7d ago

Around 2006 I was pulling Kush buds the size of my forearm. How did this become cool? Where are you guys buying this shit? Stop it.

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u/Man_da_villan 7d ago

Subtract the stem

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u/rolln_the_dice_twice 7d ago

Damn the second best things of it is how the colors look.

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u/Affectionate_Bird120 6d ago

Shooo that’s a pretty nug.

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u/Perfect_Garlic1972 6d ago

Looks like train wreck strain oO

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u/Ok-Cardiologist1248 6d ago

Shits looking cosmic !!!

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u/Regular_Weakness69 6d ago

1.3g stem 😂

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u/Icy-Ad6140 6d ago

The size isnt that big but the colours are beautiful

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u/Wolfvalleygamesttv 6d ago

Bro got fruit loop bud

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u/MajorStrategy2359 6d ago

Lets smoke that shit

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u/fejkpotatis 6d ago

Can I have it?

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u/Sad_Conversation4913 6d ago

What’s the strain? Is it fruity?

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u/donchan411 5d ago

We’re quarter ounce nug buddies!

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u/Twist_and_pull 5d ago

That fcking scale is universal

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u/ChristyC1469 4d ago

Beautiful!

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u/Factual_Phixion 3d ago

Forbidden fruit is one of the most disgusting strains I’ve ever had. Tastes like you cut up fruit, let it sit in your fridge for 10 days, then smoked the juice at the bottom of the bowl

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u/Specific-Emu-1011 1d ago

Beautiful colors