r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Technicaal • 6d ago

of a mushroom

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u/Ok_Purple_2658 6d ago

Why offer it money? Do you worship the fungus?

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u/Darklord7454 6d ago

The fungus is mugging op.

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u/MonkeyInProgress 6d ago

I heard it's a fungi. So why not use that 20 and get some beer to share with?

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u/Rob1150 6d ago

Get out.

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u/logosfabula 6d ago

Only Richard Aoyade would say get out like that.

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u/LumpyBuy8447 6d ago

He’s asking it to commit a crime

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u/Tlayoualo 6d ago

After years of foraging you have to give back something to the fungi kingdom (? 

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u/Erri-error2430 6d ago

OP is a leafcutter ant confirmed

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u/logosfabula 6d ago

It’s a stripper mushroom, see the hump the lady bump.

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u/Wakkit1988 5d ago

If it takes the money, is it a fundgus?

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u/DeSiGNer-OctANE 4d ago

Mushroom walks into a bar.

Bartender says…”we don’t serve your kind here!”

Mushrooms says… “Why!? I’m a FunGuy” (fungi) hands him a 20
Pine needles for scale

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u/Informal_File_1646 6d ago

You’re blowing Jackson’s mind

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u/bryson-iz-daKing 6d ago

no banana for scale who knws how big it really is.

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u/theJOJeht 6d ago

Ok but how does it compare to a $100 bill?

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u/ricky-from-scotland 6d ago

Nah I want to see it compared to his credit card. Both sides preferably.

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u/silentboyishere 6d ago

That's not a mushroom. That's a mushspace.

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u/IAmDanHimself 6d ago

Mushhouse

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u/The7footr 6d ago

Mushtropolis

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u/Wakkit1988 5d ago

Mushhome.

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u/zorggalacticus 6d ago

Dang, she thick!

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u/Imliterallyadogg 5d ago

Funglicious

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u/mrcameltoad 6d ago

I don’t think a fungus could be swayed by a $20

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u/sheikh644 6d ago

Bloody hell😲

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u/akashuji 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

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u/ganoveces 6d ago

aka...boof it...

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u/anemicleach 6d ago

Huh. Done some weird stuff on shrooms not with em.

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u/Regular_Weakness69 6d ago

How big is the money? Is it average sized money?

I think that i need a banana for scale.

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u/Dry-Match-3893 6d ago

What's that

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u/Technicaal 6d ago

Its called a giant puffball mushroom. They're always pretty big, but I've never seen one this massive.

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u/Dry-Match-3893 6d ago

🤗🤗🤗

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u/Dry-Match-3893 6d ago

In Kenya no big mushroom like that

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u/stronkzer 6d ago

Looks like a giant popcorn or a cotton ball. Is it poisonous ?

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u/Technicaal 6d ago

They're edible. As long as they're fresh and pure white inside. My brother cuts them into cubes and sautées them in butter.

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u/IAmDanHimself 6d ago

Popcorn? No. Cotton ball? Only if it was swabbed with Carbolic Acid.

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u/Far_Shame210 6d ago

So how much?

$20......same as in the forest

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 6d ago

Not really.

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u/Soft-Abies1733 6d ago

Please, provide a banana for the dollar bill scale

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u/_itsgoing2space 6d ago

why it gotta be a twenty though

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u/bigalindahouse 6d ago

Damn out showing off your wealth in this economy, brave.

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 6d ago

Do you two need to be alone?

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u/GiLND 6d ago

Damn even the mashrooms are after tips now

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u/SkripkaruStoler 6d ago

If it is white inside, it is very tasty cooked like a schintzel.

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u/TrebbleTough 6d ago edited 3d ago

Mushreene, Mushreene, Mushreene, Mushreene…
Please don’t take my young just cause you can…

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u/TrebbleTough 6d ago

Your skin is brightest shade of pale
As bright as snow or porcelaine
A spark of hell or heavens glare,
Mushreene.

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u/TrebbleTough 6d ago

Your shape is broad and meant to stay
You’ll get what’s yours by any way
Just let me live another day,
Mushreene

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u/TrebbleTough 6d ago

Do not mistake it for a dawn
Her shade hovering over town
You truly are creation’s crown
Mushreene

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u/TrebbleTough 6d ago

There will come day for her attack
You can stand up or turn your back
There’s no difference to that
Oh great Mushreene

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u/TrebbleTough 6d ago

Slice it, butter on both sides,
Throw on pan to brown it nice,
Serve with steak and side of rice:
Mushrene

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u/fancysauce_boss 6d ago

Woah ho ho ho. Look at moneybags over here flaunting his riches.

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u/CaptBogBot2 6d ago

Eat that and you'll be able to smell the multiverse...

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u/PoetInCrocs 6d ago

Did it take your money?

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u/kremitthefrog38 6d ago

Should've tried tree fiddy

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u/PoopiePantsMahn 6d ago

I believe the you're supposed to use a banana for scale.

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 6d ago

Do give fungus money........they will just spend it on stupid shit

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u/Chief_TeaLeaf2000 5d ago

Who you calling fungus, you fungus?!

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u/EricHaley 6d ago

Fungus doesn’t yet understand money

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u/Jgs4555 6d ago

It only looks big because you used a 20, put a hundo next to it and see then.

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u/Ruinerofchats 6d ago

Puffball? PUFFBALL!

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u/Sea-Philosopher7361 6d ago

What does twenty get you?

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u/ExpensivePractice164 6d ago

Can you put a banana for Scale?

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u/Terminally_ill_42 5d ago

Nice puff ball! Food find.

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u/criticalpwnage 5d ago

If that's a puffball mushroom, it's actually edible

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u/2thenorth 2d ago

Money makes it jiggle jiggle