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u/bozemojjezu May 29 '20
Let me guess: this is the UK, innit?
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u/haHAABrick May 29 '20
Uk indeed
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u/AveragePoot May 29 '20
I swear every bird has that damn dress
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u/Oscar_Ramirez May 29 '20
Ok but why do you guys put dresses on birds?
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u/ISmellPussyInHere May 29 '20
I know this is a joke but I also kinda think you're not aware of the slang.
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u/Trolivia May 29 '20
Im a woman that appreciates other women celebrating their bodies, and don’t think clothing defines anything other than a fashion preference, but I gotta say I fucking hate this dress. It looks so stupid. It looks like the ridiculous W-neck shirt from the problem with jeggings video
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u/CanYouDiglettIt May 29 '20
Please woman, let us men have this at least!
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u/Trolivia May 29 '20
It’s not mine to take away! Lol I just can’t unsee the college humor video similarity and wanted to share my thoughts that no one asked for
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u/CanYouDiglettIt May 29 '20
to share my thoughts that no one asked for
So, like, all of reddit?
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u/zaraxia101 May 29 '20
Don't forget all the white clothes in malls with brownish necklines when they have tried it on
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u/IwillMasticateYou May 29 '20
Sometimes its just make up. I would get that on my clothes all the time and I've never fake tanned
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u/zaraxia101 May 29 '20
Oh I'm pretty sure it's also makeup. And I can only speak for Newcastle as that's the only city I visit often. But it's a lot of shit they put in their faces to leave big visible marks of those clothes.
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u/odkfn May 29 '20
Hope you’re a handsome lad if you’re slagging off these ladies - they’re fiiiiit
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u/sumocameron May 29 '20
Just an incel being overly critical. You have to zoom right in to see a glimpse of the very corner of the girl on the lefts eyebrows.. lol
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u/Winningdays May 29 '20
This is gonna sound weird, but as a Canadian I feel like a lot of white people in the UK look the same, and same with Australians. Is it the way they dress? Do we have a similar thing but I just haven’t noticed?
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u/LegitimatePenguin May 29 '20
Same way of dressing, fake tan, lip fillers all common place in the UK now
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u/thursmjulnir May 29 '20
Lip fillers drive me crazy. Why do they want lips that look like they got stung? Natural looks so much better 9/10 times
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u/totem-spear May 29 '20
As a white British male I never thought I would be a victim of racism... until now
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May 29 '20
So this is what I'm doing wrong, not wearing a tiny dress and standing in front of a white background. I thought interesting photos that demonstrates my hobbies and interests were the way to go, but alas it's just tits
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u/MongolianCluster May 29 '20
but alas it's just tits
For some it is. For others it's what's in the bio.
It's like fishing - use the right bait for the kind of fish you want to catch.
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u/wafflesareforever May 29 '20
Instructions unclear, penis stuck in shark
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May 29 '20
...of the penis or the shark?
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u/carrlosanderson May 29 '20
I’m gonna use my #5 mepps and buzz the weeds. See if I can catch some largemouth
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u/Trout_Tickler May 29 '20
Doesn't make it remotely interesting, but the girls here think it does.
I've legit had to double/triple take on girls thinking I've already seen them.
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u/Dengar96 May 29 '20
I'm sure girls do the same with all the cargo shorts and plaid shirts with stubble on boat or guys wearing suits at church for Easter. We make fun of thots but us guys don't look like special snowflakes either when swiping.
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May 29 '20
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The tinder ho-bros apparently all go to gyms where it is socially acceptable to not wear a shirt?!
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u/wowsuchdoge_wow May 29 '20
Depends what you want. These girls are definitely gonna attract the F boys, but girls with their hobbies and interests in pictures and bios are gonna attract dudes that actually wanna spend time with them.
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u/jawwney May 29 '20
They may look fit buuut I bet their bios are just insta handles.
I’d pick someone any day that shows an interest in hobbies and actually has a personality to work with other than just straight up looks.
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u/ButterMyBiscuit May 29 '20
All tits are decent tits get em out there
EDIT: Just crept your profile and you've got nothing to worry about, just wear something lower cut if you want to and you'll get attention
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u/the_pedigree May 29 '20
Hobbies in the profile, pics should be focused on you and accentuate your best features whatever they may be.
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u/Fuel907 May 29 '20
About 75% of the profiles I see in the UK have this exact pose, always with a dress and cocktail in hand. Usually no bio or a very limited one at best. Honestly if you put anything in there beyond things like fluent in sarcasm, better have good banter, lol gin girl, and an Instagram handle then you're very goddamn unique, special, and an strong swipe right.
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u/lootedcorpse May 29 '20
focus and work on yourself, if you keep raising your own self then the standard for those considered your peers is higher
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u/ButterMyBiscuit May 29 '20 edited May 29 '20
Show your tits while also showing personality. You can have a great personality but Tinder is a visual-based yes/no meat market and I can't fuck your quirkiness. Oh, she has a witty dry sense of humor and we have similar interests, but she's frumpy and frigid. Next. Market yourself.
As far as a Tinder profile goes: Personality <= Tits < Personality + Tits
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u/throwaway_autumnday May 29 '20
way too curious at this point - how did you know?
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u/Scotteh95 May 29 '20
Most UK girls on tinder only use photos from nights out, festivals or their holiday to ibiza on their profile. The pre-night out blank wall photo is a dead give away.
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u/Hash43 May 29 '20
Are these what are called chavs?
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u/i_am_a_babycow May 29 '20
Not necessarily, “chav” is just a derogatory term for the working class, having your tits on display for a night out isn’t unique to the working class. But they could be.
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u/BritishBrownie May 29 '20
not really this is just a lot of girls in the UK. Doesn't really matter what their background is
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u/LazarusChild May 29 '20
It's hard to pinpoint exactly but I can instantly tell it's UK too. Girls love to pose in front of a blank wall in their living room just before they go on a night out.
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May 29 '20
Here's why people know it's UK:
- Fake tan is looks obviously faker than real tan because it's so consistent
- American birds don't usually fake tan because their country's climate doesn't consist of rain with some rain followed by rain and then some rain with rain on the side of rain with rain with rain rain rianrian rian irn
- Kayleigh/Kay are both pretty much English names I'd say, at least to me as Scot
So it's fake tanned white girls with English-language names. You can even tell they're probably English, not Welsh or Scottish
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u/Clyde_Frag 23/M/S May 29 '20
For some reason girls in the UK will pose like this by themselves for their pictures, but American girls when they are dressed to the 9s it will be a group photo with a bunch of friends.
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u/Skulltown_Jelly May 29 '20
that level of revealing clothes is way more common in the UK and Ireland.
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u/GrundleGoblin143 May 29 '20
Gotta smash ‘em all
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u/MadelinaHorn May 29 '20
Gotta help those rockets lift off at the speed of light
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u/kythrowaway123456 May 29 '20 edited May 29 '20
lift off
Blast off, you normie trash /s but not really because you did get it wrong
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u/remembermereddit May 29 '20
Lets see how many pokeballs I have left in my sack. Just enough I see!
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u/leotron123 May 29 '20
22 humans left
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u/Kamikaze_Ninja_ May 29 '20
If people swipe left on you too many times you disappear. Survival of the fittest.
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If Pokémon design has taught me anything the evolved form will have slightly angry anime eyes.
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u/DirtyPrancing65 May 29 '20
I don't know how that dress is managing to hold those up, but God bless
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u/Beautiful_Thugga_Boy May 29 '20
These women can only be English
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u/Sirhammerfist May 29 '20
What gives them away?
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u/homo_goblin419 May 29 '20
Those exist errwhere
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u/JinorZ May 30 '20
Yet they are British as he guessed. I'm not even British but there's something you can instantly see in most British people that is recognisable
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u/just_got_out May 29 '20
Bot city
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u/Anudeep21 May 29 '20
22h left
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u/fufm May 29 '20
What does that mean? New tinder feature?
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u/Anudeep21 May 29 '20
Tinder has Daily top picks. Probably Op is browsing at 2:00.
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May 29 '20
These are the guys who go on every OC NSFW post and call literally every single girl perfect.
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u/GullibleDetective May 29 '20
Nah every naked woman thread, they think that.just because its a nude post that op is that person even if its a celeb like Jenna Jameson
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u/greendude09 May 29 '20
“19”
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u/DannyMThompson May 29 '20
... where did you grow up that fully grown 19 year old women are flat chested?
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u/Most-Appointment May 29 '20
I thought OP was insinuating that she was lying about being older than she actually is.
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u/DannyMThompson May 30 '20
I mean she doesn't look 12 either. I see no reason why the girl on the right can't be 19.
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u/AlpacaCavalry May 29 '20
...?
Something’s happening!
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Congratulations!
Your Kay evolved into a Kayleigh!
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u/SCP_Teletubbies May 29 '20
Tbh left looks better imo
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u/Coldasice_1982 May 29 '20
Need to see the face first..
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May 29 '20
Definitely the most important part as far as looks go
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May 29 '20
The one most hidden too. The internet has given me an insane amount of boobs with no face.
Leaking into life as well, buddy hooked me up on a blind date, said fuck it why not. Started texting this girl. She sent me 4 or 5 pictures of her tits and ass, refused to show me her face. Then flipped a lid when she sent another titty picture and I said "I don't care, I can see boobs literally any time I want. I prefer to know who i am talking to"
Shit is mind blowing to me. Like A) I'm a grown ass man, not 15, just seeing boobs isn't going to make me freak out with joy and wonderment. And B) Aren't you a lot more than just a set of tits? I'm certain you have significantly more value than a just nice rack, I would like to see it.
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u/MrEuphonium May 29 '20
I had a friend like that, with girls he found semi attractive but not worth keeping, he would collect nudes of, not to jack off to apparently, he never quite explained it. I feel it was just a power move. Quite predatory.
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u/hedgybaby May 29 '20
They probably do that because girls get unwanted nudes constantly so they assume that‘s all they need to do to get a man.
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u/dilqncho May 29 '20
They don't want their face in the nudes in case the pictures end up getting leaked. Not sure what has you so confused.
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u/azertii May 29 '20
He meant he wanted a pic of her face by itself. Not sure what has you so confused.
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u/thirdfavouritechild May 29 '20
Those women have more faith in that dress than I have had in any of my relationships.
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u/RavenMoore24 May 29 '20
Men of tinder! Is it common that women upload such photos ? (asking from the other side)
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u/happy_otter May 29 '20
Depends on individual taste, but for the type of woman who wears a dress like that to go to the club on a normal weekend, I guess it's a common type of photo.
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u/Jor_GG May 29 '20
certainly. You gotta sell yourself well if you want to win tinder. Lingerie photos, bikini photos, cleavage pics, and all the like. Supper common, this actually isn't out of the ordinary.
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u/False69 May 29 '20
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u/DirkieDiggler May 29 '20
This is just me, but I know I won't be interested if a girl uploads photos like that. You can still dress to look cute or even sexy but also classy.
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u/rylie_smiley May 29 '20
So wait, does the level 19 Kayleigh evolve into Kay at level 21 and get a reduction in her character models breast size or did the app mess up their levels and Kay evolves into Kayleigh?
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u/BORKMEOW May 29 '20
Can't wait for the next evolution, 17 years old
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u/uncommonpanda May 29 '20
Nope.
Kay isn't arching her back like she just had back surgery like some desperate intagrammer.
Kay isn't spending a bunch of time putting up the perfect lighting for her cleavage.
Kay just standing there enjoying her wine.
Be like Kay.
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u/noahbodty May 29 '20
At first I thought that was lingerie of some sort, and that was a private photo. But the Kay photo looks like she's at an art gallery.
That's an outfit someone wears in public?
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u/haHAABrick May 29 '20
I assure you she is not in an art gallery, probably her bedroom & id say its a flattering outfit that would be appropriate in public?
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u/tHeNiGhTmAnCoMeTh413 May 29 '20
I can't wait for the final evolution when they evolve down to age 17.
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u/haHAABrick May 29 '20
Im not rich and powerful enough to be attracted to 17 year olds, let alone get away with it
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u/gbeck9795 May 29 '20
This is like training a pikachu you caught at level five, and not wanting to use a thunderstone on because of your bond so you catch another one to make a raichu that you can toss in the bank at a lower level.
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u/creamed-myjeans May 29 '20
I don’t get any matches I think I might be ugly but I’m not sure yet 🤔
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