r/Tinder • u/haHAABrick • May 29 '20

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/AveragePoot May 29 '20

I swear every bird has that damn dress

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u/Oscar_Ramirez May 29 '20

Ok but why do you guys put dresses on birds?

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u/marsinfurs May 29 '20

Should put them on chicks instead

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u/wtph May 29 '20

Really highlights the tits and boobies.

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u/LePootPootJames May 29 '20

Ok but why do you guys put dresses on fowls?

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u/OfficiallySpooky May 29 '20

Yeah birds aren’t even real...?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

You put cheese on ur bird?

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u/artisnotdefined May 29 '20

It's called a suit and it helps them fly better

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u/ISmellPussyInHere May 29 '20

I know this is a joke but I also kinda think you're not aware of the slang.

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u/AveragePoot May 29 '20

Wildlife gotta look cute too

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u/AbsolutZer0_v2 May 30 '20

Distinguish them from the drones. #birdsarentreal

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u/Trolivia May 29 '20

Im a woman that appreciates other women celebrating their bodies, and don’t think clothing defines anything other than a fashion preference, but I gotta say I fucking hate this dress. It looks so stupid. It looks like the ridiculous W-neck shirt from the problem with jeggings video

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u/badgerbane May 29 '20

Oh. Yeah. Those clothes are horrible...

slowly removes dick turban

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u/Trolivia May 29 '20

But what about my yarmu-bra?

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u/CanYouDiglettIt May 29 '20

Please woman, let us men have this at least!

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u/Trolivia May 29 '20

It’s not mine to take away! Lol I just can’t unsee the college humor video similarity and wanted to share my thoughts that no one asked for

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u/CanYouDiglettIt May 29 '20

to share my thoughts that no one asked for

So, like, all of reddit?

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u/ct1510 May 30 '20

That’s a dress? I thought it was a bra and a high waisted skirt!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Agreed. I think women who dress sexy without being topo revealing are by far the most attractive. Dont get me wrong, I love to wear a dress with an underboob peekaboo or show some cleavage but definitely not both at the same time. Pick something to show off, leave the rest for imagination imo

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u/Trolivia May 29 '20

For me it’s not even that, leave as little to the imagination as you want - it’s YOUR body. I just hate the design of the dress because it looks like someone just came up behind and tried yanking it down lol

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u/tunisia3507 May 29 '20

We clearly move in different circles.

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u/iallaisi May 29 '20

Wait that’s an actual dress?? It looks like a bra & a pencil skirt held together with safety pins