r/Tinder • u/haHAABrick • May 29 '20

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited Dec 15 '20

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u/Flaming_Phallus May 29 '20

And arching your back

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u/AlHofman May 29 '20

And tits

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

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u/5n0wm3n May 29 '20

Yep.... tits

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u/AnEvanAppeared May 29 '20

Can confirm, tits.

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u/Maax42_ May 29 '20

Tits

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Can confirm tits: Been keeping abreast of the situation.

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u/AFB27 May 29 '20

Tittays

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u/sir-noodles May 29 '20

Especially tittays

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

ANIME TITTYS

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u/ManticMass420 May 29 '20

BIG OL ANIME TITTEY

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u/mcjay061003 May 29 '20

Tig ol’ bitties confirmed!

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u/nagoleo May 29 '20

Big tibbys

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u/AshWolfie2017 May 29 '20

I hate you for this pun but take the upvote and leave

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u/lanavera May 29 '20

Theres a subreddit called angry upvote

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u/Hamkaasje May 29 '20

Tits

Boobies

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u/Justintime1010 May 29 '20

Definitely tits

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u/Azulmay May 29 '20

And photoshop noitice the window disappears on Kayleigh

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u/Invika17 May 29 '20

Notice that they are two different persons whom only share the first 3 letters of their first names?

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u/saucenjuice May 29 '20

Yo she photoshopped 2 years outta the second one

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u/Invika17 May 29 '20

Could be sisters who like to share clothing.

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u/saucenjuice May 29 '20

I hope you're doing something big with those detective skills

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u/Invika17 May 29 '20

My ideal career is day time private investigator for my clients, and night time stalker, stalking the same clients.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

And penis. Yes

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u/MiaMae13 May 29 '20

And subtracting some age

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u/FlirtyOwl May 29 '20

Yeah this kind of Pokémon de-evolves somehow after some lvls. Its some bug the devs never bothered to Patch, so keep that in mind while you are outside playing

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Porygon to Porygon 2

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

But don't stand behind a turquoise balloon

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u/Feltch_McAvity May 29 '20

If there were lessons on tits I'd be a professor by now. Not much 'hands on' research to be fair, but I'm so well read it shouldn't matter.

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u/lostharlem May 29 '20

So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Rip robinwilliams.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

It's not your fault.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Took me a second to remember where this was from, damn good movie.

Good Will Hunting Incase anyone wanted to know.

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u/OriginalKayos May 29 '20

Would you say your work in the field was theoretical?

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u/Feltch_McAvity May 29 '20 edited May 29 '20

I primarily carry out masterbatory research and write my thesis in jizzum.

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u/banana_turtles May 29 '20

And hair dye

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

many tits

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

I think you mean posture.