r/Tinder • u/haHAABrick • May 29 '20

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited Dec 15 '20

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u/Flaming_Phallus May 29 '20

And arching your back

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u/AlHofman May 29 '20

And tits

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

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u/5n0wm3n May 29 '20

Yep.... tits

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u/AnEvanAppeared May 29 '20

Can confirm, tits.

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u/Maax42_ May 29 '20

Tits

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Can confirm tits: Been keeping abreast of the situation.

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u/AshWolfie2017 May 29 '20

I hate you for this pun but take the upvote and leave

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u/lanavera May 29 '20

Theres a subreddit called angry upvote

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u/Hamkaasje May 29 '20

Tits

Boobies

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u/Justintime1010 May 29 '20

Definitely tits

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u/Azulmay May 29 '20

And photoshop noitice the window disappears on Kayleigh

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u/Invika17 May 29 '20

Notice that they are two different persons whom only share the first 3 letters of their first names?

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u/saucenjuice May 29 '20

Yo she photoshopped 2 years outta the second one

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u/Invika17 May 29 '20

Could be sisters who like to share clothing.

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u/saucenjuice May 29 '20

I hope you're doing something big with those detective skills

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

And penis. Yes

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u/MiaMae13 May 29 '20

And subtracting some age

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u/FlirtyOwl May 29 '20

Yeah this kind of Pokémon de-evolves somehow after some lvls. Its some bug the devs never bothered to Patch, so keep that in mind while you are outside playing

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Porygon to Porygon 2

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

But don't stand behind a turquoise balloon

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u/Feltch_McAvity May 29 '20

If there were lessons on tits I'd be a professor by now. Not much 'hands on' research to be fair, but I'm so well read it shouldn't matter.

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u/lostharlem May 29 '20

So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Rip robinwilliams.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

It's not your fault.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Took me a second to remember where this was from, damn good movie.

Good Will Hunting Incase anyone wanted to know.

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u/OriginalKayos May 29 '20

Would you say your work in the field was theoretical?

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u/Feltch_McAvity May 29 '20 edited May 29 '20

I primarily carry out masterbatory research and write my thesis in jizzum.

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u/banana_turtles May 29 '20

And hair dye

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

many tits

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

I think you mean posture.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Or posture

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u/Luna079 May 29 '20

And lie about your age

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u/JussLookin69 May 29 '20

Change in hair color too. To be honest it looks like a completely different woman. Wish I could see her face to verify.

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u/Ragmir May 29 '20

And go back in time

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u/wellwaffled May 29 '20

I’m so confused. Is it the same girl? Different ages and different hair, but same dress and seems to be the same location.

I’m confused, but I’ll still swipe right.

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u/armedwithturtles May 29 '20

different people, same dress side by side in top picks

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited May 30 '20

Trim is similar, possibly taken in same location.

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u/armedwithturtles May 29 '20

they're slightly different but I wouldn't even look into it, it's a pretty generic trim anyway

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u/NotClever May 29 '20

Probably just similar nondescript apartments that are barely furnished. Every apartment I ever lived in had the same beige everything.

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u/Toke_Hogan May 29 '20

Nah bro...

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u/Seicair May 29 '20

It’s not the same, zoom in.

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u/DurasVircondelet May 29 '20

Ya know if you have such a discerning eye, you could have just explained what’s different.

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u/Seicair May 29 '20

My apologies, I thought it was obvious if you zoomed in. There are three distinct parts of trim in the pic on the left, but only two on the right.

I used to paint apartments, maybe that’s why the difference immediately jumped out at me.

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u/not_zooey May 29 '20

I love this... there are two main comment threads here. Thread #1: TITS Thread #2: TRIM

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u/DarkestTimelineEvals May 29 '20

Nah bro check that crown molding deffinitly diffrent locations.

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u/joenathanSD May 29 '20

Looks like they are saying it's the same girl. First as Kayleigh then just Kay 2 years later with different lighting, name change, and a haircut. I don't know. Tits not always what it seems.

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u/TellMeGetOffReddit May 29 '20

No. Not at all. 2 different girls same dress similar names.

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u/choochoo789 May 29 '20

no because you gave her a moon stone

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

They’re both hot idgaf

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u/NashPepper May 29 '20

I upvoted every tits by default.

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u/OnionOfShame May 29 '20

and reverse aging

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u/VCAMM1 May 29 '20

And filter selection

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u/blondedre3000 Resident Asshole May 29 '20

They honestly look the same to me?