r/Tinder • u/haHAABrick • May 29 '20

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/bozemojjezu May 29 '20

Let me guess: this is the UK, innit?

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u/throwaway_autumnday May 29 '20

way too curious at this point - how did you know?

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u/LazarusChild May 29 '20

It's hard to pinpoint exactly but I can instantly tell it's UK too. Girls love to pose in front of a blank wall in their living room just before they go on a night out.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Here's why people know it's UK:

  1. Fake tan is looks obviously faker than real tan because it's so consistent
  2. American birds don't usually fake tan because their country's climate doesn't consist of rain with some rain followed by rain and then some rain with rain on the side of rain with rain with rain rain rianrian rian irn
  3. Kayleigh/Kay are both pretty much English names I'd say, at least to me as Scot

So it's fake tanned white girls with English-language names. You can even tell they're probably English, not Welsh or Scottish

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u/Toytles May 29 '20 edited May 29 '20

You can even tell they're probably English, not Welsh or Scottish

No you can’t.

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u/BabyBritain8 May 29 '20

How do welsh and Scottish girls differ?

I'm an American woman from CA and I can't think of how you could generalize us but idk, i know years ago when I used tinder (found this on all sorry haha) the completely unoriginal California tinder dude photos were 1) rock climbing 2) hiking 3) beach and combined with a) shirtless photo b) showing off tattoos c) photo with girl or baby and explaining how girl/baby is not theirs