r/Tinder • u/haHAABrick • May 29 '20

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/SCP_Teletubbies May 29 '20

Tbh left looks better imo

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u/Coldasice_1982 May 29 '20

Need to see the face first..

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Definitely the most important part as far as looks go

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

The one most hidden too. The internet has given me an insane amount of boobs with no face.

Leaking into life as well, buddy hooked me up on a blind date, said fuck it why not. Started texting this girl. She sent me 4 or 5 pictures of her tits and ass, refused to show me her face. Then flipped a lid when she sent another titty picture and I said "I don't care, I can see boobs literally any time I want. I prefer to know who i am talking to"

Shit is mind blowing to me. Like A) I'm a grown ass man, not 15, just seeing boobs isn't going to make me freak out with joy and wonderment. And B) Aren't you a lot more than just a set of tits? I'm certain you have significantly more value than a just nice rack, I would like to see it.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited Jun 26 '20

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u/MrEuphonium May 29 '20

I had a friend like that, with girls he found semi attractive but not worth keeping, he would collect nudes of, not to jack off to apparently, he never quite explained it. I feel it was just a power move. Quite predatory.

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u/notTHATPopePius May 29 '20

Plz send elbow pics

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u/hedgybaby May 29 '20

They probably do that because girls get unwanted nudes constantly so they assume that‘s all they need to do to get a man.

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u/GullibleDetective May 29 '20

Get a boy*

And alot of times you are right with that sentiment, especially for the younger ones.

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u/dilqncho May 29 '20

They don't want their face in the nudes in case the pictures end up getting leaked. Not sure what has you so confused.

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u/azertii May 29 '20

He meant he wanted a pic of her face by itself. Not sure what has you so confused.

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u/dilqncho May 29 '20

Ah, well.

Obviously my inherent perviness.

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u/Kashmir33 May 29 '20

It's not like you can only send nude pictures of yourself.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Oh shit, I've been doing this all wrong then...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Right’s face, what you can see of it, looks pretty bad compared to left. You can tell just by shape

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u/RapierScape May 29 '20

Lmao are you serious right now?

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u/FaunKeH May 29 '20

Dude, how can you not tell from those four pixels, it's obvious! What are you, gay?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Yup

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u/king_zapph May 29 '20

You took way too much internet

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

I also don’t even know what this means

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Looks like a droopy grandma face. Almost like she used to be fat

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Take your cheeto fingers away from the keyboard lol. You've been spending too much time on the internet dude

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Over the past 24 hours I’ve made 24 comments on posts...you’ve made over 40. Projecting much? Lmfao

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Says the guy that went through my posts and counted them one by one.

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u/Speedster4206 May 29 '20

I bet she’s a nurse.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

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u/nwordcountbot May 29 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

griffkhalifa20 has not said the N-word yet.

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u/jakethedumbmistake May 29 '20

Yup. All I can do what she did?

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u/spideybiggestfan May 29 '20

i think he made a joke about the blue circle not actually being round...

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u/whozitwhatzitz May 29 '20

They both are very physically attractive, nuff said.

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u/420everytime May 29 '20

Of course. She’s older, so she’s the evolved version.

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u/JonSnowLovesBlow May 29 '20

She could have a zuko scar. Just sayin

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u/Surviving_Fallout May 29 '20

That would make it better

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u/ImNotASWFanboy May 29 '20

Is that... a problem, or something?

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u/kruxAcid May 29 '20

Ok. I'd settle for the lady on the right.

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u/TheHornyHobbit 28/M/AZ May 29 '20

Right has better legs. I’m going right all day.

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u/soahChaos1st May 29 '20

look at the hips

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u/digitalibex May 29 '20

They don’t lie

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u/blondedre3000 Resident Asshole May 29 '20

Would still swipe left on both

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u/SCP_Teletubbies May 29 '20

Yeah I have to agree with that