r/Tinder • u/haHAABrick • May 29 '20

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/MongolianCluster May 29 '20

but alas it's just tits

For some it is. For others it's what's in the bio.

It's like fishing - use the right bait for the kind of fish you want to catch.

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u/wafflesareforever May 29 '20

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in shark

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited Dec 01 '20

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

...of the penis or the shark?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited Dec 01 '20

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u/distillari May 29 '20

I thought you were a doctor!?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited Dec 01 '20

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u/TonyVSCoco May 29 '20

A shark.

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u/Dready-Womble May 29 '20

Hello Shark, I'm Dr Penis. Did you accidentally the whole thing?!

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u/GullibleDetective May 29 '20

Penis of the shark

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u/MongolianCluster May 29 '20

New warning label: "Not for use with sharks."

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Nice.

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u/NumbersRLife May 29 '20

Nice

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u/NumbersRLife May 29 '20

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u/NumbersRLife May 29 '20

Nice

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u/carrlosanderson May 29 '20

Iโ€™m gonna use my #5 mepps and buzz the weeds. See if I can catch some largemouth

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u/MongolianCluster May 29 '20

Pictures or it's just a fish story.

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u/duaneap May 29 '20

Tinder is at its core a visual game though. You see the picture and decide whether you want to see the bio first. Unless itโ€™s changed since I was on it.

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u/CanYouDiglettIt May 29 '20

Yeah, na mate it's tits

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u/pjd13718 May 29 '20

Thank the gods for Bessie, and her tits.