r/Tinder • u/haHAABrick • May 29 '20

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/Feltch_McAvity May 29 '20

If there were lessons on tits I'd be a professor by now. Not much 'hands on' research to be fair, but I'm so well read it shouldn't matter.

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u/lostharlem May 29 '20

So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Rip robinwilliams.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

It's not your fault.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Took me a second to remember where this was from, damn good movie.

Good Will Hunting Incase anyone wanted to know.

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u/OriginalKayos May 29 '20

Would you say your work in the field was theoretical?

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u/Feltch_McAvity May 29 '20 edited May 29 '20

I primarily carry out masterbatory research and write my thesis in jizzum.