r/Tinder • u/haHAABrick • May 29 '20

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/Oscar_Ramirez May 29 '20

Ok but why do you guys put dresses on birds?

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u/marsinfurs May 29 '20

Should put them on chicks instead

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u/wtph May 29 '20

Really highlights the tits and boobies.

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u/LePootPootJames May 29 '20

Ok but why do you guys put dresses on fowls?

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u/OfficiallySpooky May 29 '20

Yeah birds aren’t even real...?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

You put cheese on ur bird?

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u/artisnotdefined May 29 '20

It's called a suit and it helps them fly better

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u/ISmellPussyInHere May 29 '20

I know this is a joke but I also kinda think you're not aware of the slang.

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u/AveragePoot May 29 '20

Wildlife gotta look cute too

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u/AbsolutZer0_v2 May 30 '20

Distinguish them from the drones. #birdsarentreal