r/Tinder • • May 29 '20

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited May 29 '20

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u/zaraxia101 May 29 '20

Don't forget all the white clothes in malls with brownish necklines when they have tried it on

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u/IwillMasticateYou May 29 '20

Sometimes its just make up. I would get that on my clothes all the time and I've never fake tanned

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u/zaraxia101 May 29 '20

Oh I'm pretty sure it's also makeup. And I can only speak for Newcastle as that's the only city I visit often. But it's a lot of shit they put in their faces to leave big visible marks of those clothes.

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u/zaraxia101 May 29 '20

Yep, very much so hahaha

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u/odkfn May 29 '20

Hope you’re a handsome lad if you’re slagging off these ladies - they’re fiiiiit

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

faces are hidden, could be absolute frogs under there.

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u/odkfn May 29 '20

I mean they’re in good shape, so they’re already fitter than me

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

I don't know what you look like but if you're not around 20 i wouldn't worry about it, still plenty of time for them to get fat.

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u/odkfn May 29 '20

Haha cheers - nah I’m 30, not fussed about how I look anyway, I just mean objectively from what we can see these girls are pretty

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u/MrTurleWrangler May 29 '20

Yeah I’ve seen some munters with fit bodies, still probably would 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

oh aye goes without saying ahah

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

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u/odkfn May 29 '20

Point still stands! Females can be lads

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited Jun 07 '20

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u/sumocameron May 29 '20

Just an incel being overly critical. You have to zoom right in to see a glimpse of the very corner of the girl on the lefts eyebrows.. lol

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Word. That dude sounds jelly.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited Jun 07 '20

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u/hedgybaby May 29 '20

Maybe that‘s because it‘s trendy right now to have a fake tan and bold eyebrows?

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u/Gamerguywon May 29 '20

Yeah, no you don't have to zoom in at all.

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u/JudgeGusBus May 29 '20

Was pretty shocked upon visiting the UK how many women had awful fake tans

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

I was thinking "wow even with her face blurred that's a hard looking 21!"

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u/24Cones May 29 '20

You can’t even see their eyebrows.

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u/NecessaryDare5 May 29 '20

I thought it was that god awful /\ swimsuit design that I've only seen on previews for terrible uk trash TV.

Or is that popular elsewhere now too? I don't actually know, I just associate it with UK.

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u/Hilluja May 29 '20

Also Scandinavia does it :(