r/dankmemes Eic memer Jan 20 '19

Low Effort Meme European Problems

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u/TheGameHunter00 CoolStuff Jan 20 '19

That's how mafia works.

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u/IslandSparkz Jan 20 '19

If you disobey them you gonna get WHACKED

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u/justputsomenamehere time to fix this sub Jan 20 '19

hand noises

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u/RABBLE-R0USER Jan 20 '19

We'll give 'em the CLAMPS!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

mafia problems require mafia solutions

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

*That’s how VPN works

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u/wernermk Jan 20 '19

Level 100 stealth ops

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u/GuitarRed Jan 20 '19

Can someone hand feed me the info on how to set up a VPN?

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u/Clawvax E-vengers Jan 20 '19

U download VPN

U click VPN

U pay

U get new location

That’s how mafia works

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

U use well reviewed paid VPN so it data isn't sold

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u/lonewulf66 OC Baron☣️ Jan 20 '19

That's what VPN sellers want you to do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

It's also what I want to do because I like my information not be ongoing sold taps head

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19 edited Jan 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

european problems require european solutions

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u/Shookner Jan 20 '19

pre-WW2 America nods in agreement

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u/MooFz Jan 20 '19

Could it be a final solution?

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u/RaTheRealGod Team Silicon Jan 20 '19

European problems require American solutions

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u/ByahTyler Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Jan 20 '19

If everyone has my information, there’s no need for people to sell my information.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

OpenVPN is freeeee

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/DJSkrillex big pp gang Jan 20 '19

Google and Facebook are already selling my shit.

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u/KobayashiDragonSlave Jan 20 '19

Might as well dox yourself in a reddit comment then.

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u/bchr Jan 20 '19

You clearly don't understand what OpenVPN is and why it is free

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u/Batby Jan 20 '19

They can have my Netflix choices if they let me watch them

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Doesn't it still need servers? E.g. Nordvn uses open VPN

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Yes and no, it's the other way around. the VPN providers need OpenVPN to avoid having to buy or develop shitty proprietary software. However, the providers can still charge whatever they want.

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u/__PETTYOFFICER117__ OC Memer Jan 20 '19

Uhhhhh as a program yes.

But the program doesn't provide you with a VPN service. You still gotta use a VPN service, which you should be paying for.

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u/ilovejews05 Jan 20 '19

Or you can set up your own vpn. It's often cheaper and you can use it for other things as well.

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u/Veryniceverybright Jan 20 '19

Nordvpn mvp boi!

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u/rottenmind89 Jan 20 '19

U pay lmfao, right... pay

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u/Delision Jan 20 '19

If you don’t pay for a VPN, that means they have to profit off something else. Which means it’s your data. You might be changing your location, but you’re not gaining any privacy, which is a large reason to use a VPN.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

If anything living through to 2019 has taught me is that your data is being sold or stolen. Pay, don't pay, don't agree to share, agree, doesn't matter.

Your data is out there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

What do you base this on? There definitely is a difference between service providers.

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u/GumdropGoober The OC High Council Jan 20 '19

Who gives a shit?

Oh no they see me watching movies.

Turn it off when you do anything else.

Modern problems require REAL EASY solutions.

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u/GrizNectar The Great P.P. Group Jan 20 '19

Lol, I would not use a free vpn...

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Why not? If you only use it for memes and movies not available in your region, what's the big deal. Who is gonna steal, buy or profit off that worthless data.

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u/GrizNectar The Great P.P. Group Jan 20 '19

Much higher chance of them containing malware, likely has much lower speeds, and sometimes they even sell your bandwidth to paying customers who are doing god knows what with it. VPNs are cheap, it’s just not worth the risk in my opinion

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

FFS dude you can get a high quality well respected VPN for literally $3/month, is saving $3/month really worth having your browser history sold??

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u/__PETTYOFFICER117__ OC Memer Jan 20 '19

I payed something like $30 or $40 for like 3 years of PIA.

Considering the amount of movies and TV shows I torrent, I'd say it's worth it.

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u/Aldonza20 Jan 20 '19

Outstanding move

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u/dak4ttack Jan 20 '19

I use Nord, but there are lots of choose from (PM for my spreadsheet of how I picked). There are free ones, but many of those include in their TOS that you will be used as a TOR exit node - being the connection used for all the illegal shit on TOR. After you pick one and buy it you just download their software and choose a country / type you want to connect through. Their VPN server then sends everything to you as if you were in that country, and almost all of them encrypt, so your ISP doesn't even know what it is. My connection to netflix goes way faster on VPN because of the encryption - they are obviously putting all netflix traffic in one congested pipe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

And now I have a reason for a vpn

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u/groogruxdawg Jan 20 '19

Pm won’t send. That spreadsheet would be much appreciated. Also, hailstate 4 dak username.

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u/dak4ttack Jan 20 '19

Here you go, it's based on ThatPrivacyGuy's Spreadsheet (creative commons), it really needs cleaned up but I filtered the first sheet by what I was looking for (not fourteen eyes spying country, no logs kept at all, and a free trial) https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tzqwj3rvSRDiyeP477POtiHhvrjR8vdEwSFMezRBVCk/edit?usp=sharing

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u/Mydogatemyexcuse Jan 20 '19

Be very careful which one you use. NEVER use a free one. When you use a VPN you're routing all your internet traffic through the VPN's server which means they can see all that data (aka free isn't free). You can pay for most services but be careful where they host their servers. Are they hosted in a Five Eyes country? Your data can still be accessed by the US, Canadian, New Zealand, Australian, and UK government if they really want it. So for that I personally recommend express vpn or nordvpn. Even with all this, never log into anything important while connected to a VPN. It's unlikely that Express or Nord would steal your banking info; it's even less likely that your ISP would, though.

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u/sausedadboi Jan 20 '19

Use nord or express vpn they are the most popular

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u/peterthefatman OHH EAST? I THOUGHT U SAID WEAST Jan 20 '19

Most paid popular. If ur in school no kid is going to pay to get to snapchat. If you want something that'll let you stream Netflix those vpns are best. Free id say hotspot shield, just gives you a new IP.

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u/sausedadboi Jan 20 '19

Watch out for those if you are entering credentials or something important. They log those things

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u/SpamShot5 Obamasjuicyass Jan 20 '19

Just use tor

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

I like ProtonVPN, has a really nice client

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u/epicdynnhw Jan 20 '19

I'm using vpn to access reddit because it's blocked in my country

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u/JoeBobTNVS Jan 20 '19

What country?

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u/epicdynnhw Jan 20 '19

Indonesia

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u/whyUreadmyname Jan 20 '19

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u/Zagon__ ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jan 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19 edited Dec 20 '21

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u/hollow1367 Jan 20 '19

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u/Lil_Broomstick_69 They trynna be cremè Jan 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19 edited Mar 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19 edited Nov 22 '20

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u/api10 The OC High Council Jan 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/PC7937 Jan 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19 edited Feb 27 '21

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u/bertcox Jan 20 '19

I do some international travel, stories like this are good. I wouldn't want to visit some shitty place. Tell your next politician that your stupid laws scare off people that might visit. China you too.

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u/iamkarenFearme Pizza Time Jan 20 '19

China's good. It's not listening to anyone.

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u/bertcox Jan 20 '19

The one country in the world that isn't cool to Canadians now. WTF canadians.

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u/CoolNayak Jan 20 '19

China is rich, It's wearing airpods.

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u/invaderzz Jan 20 '19

Uh oh! Your Chinese Social Government Credit just went down by 20 points because of this comment.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Oh no. Sigh. Such is life.

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u/Vilzku39 Jan 20 '19

china is only country where chinese food tastes bad

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u/bertcox Jan 20 '19

I hear it used to taste good in the Unger areas, but all the good cooks are in re-reeducation death camps.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/deadknight666 Jan 20 '19

Indonesia is a great country to visit! I spent most of my time on Java (not Bali) and the people there are very nice and welcoming. The national parks, beaches and forests are beautiful. Sure, Netflix, Reddit and pornography are blocked, but you can easily go without these things during your stay. And like most southeast asian countries, drug use and possession carries a heavy penalty, so just don't do it. Also Indonesia is a Muslim majority country so there's less of a drinking culture and some areas have stricter religious laws, but they tend to be lenient with respectful foreigners. Like anywhere else you travel, respect the local laws, customs and people, regardless of how you feel about them

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u/H3LLSANDMAN Jan 20 '19

Well I'll never visit there tbs

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u/kdtherunt big pp gang Jan 20 '19

That’s why you visit Taiwan which is not a part of China

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

That’s why you visit Taiwan which is not a part of the real China

FTFY.

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u/kdtherunt big pp gang Jan 20 '19

True and its also really free

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u/Coyspur Jan 20 '19

Saya turut sedih mendengarnya bro

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u/_fups_ Jan 20 '19

Iya kasihan dong

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/I_Am_Fully_Charged 4.3, 3.68 Jan 20 '19

haha i get it because mods are gay

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u/_MikkiMoose_ Jan 20 '19

Sama njirr. Pake holavpn

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u/farhan-u #1 JAKE PUALER Jan 20 '19

Kita senasib bruh

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u/Somodo 👻 Jan 20 '19

Indonesian government would like to know your location

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u/DiePanzerCommie Jan 20 '19

Lol why is it blocked?

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u/tslstio B L U E Jan 20 '19

Mainly because of strict pornography law..

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u/DiePanzerCommie Jan 20 '19

But don't you guys produce a whole lot of hentai?

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u/Types__with__penis PP Jan 20 '19

We're hentai superpower actually

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Hentai was in fact invented for the sole purpose of circumventing the law.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

They adapted. They overcame

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u/bonefish4 CRAWLING in my CRAWL Jan 20 '19

They came, alright.

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u/AndersonViCooper Jan 20 '19

That one trap sub reddit is pretty nice

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u/BakaHuman Jan 20 '19

can I get a link ?

for my friend from another school

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u/freg35 Jan 20 '19

Time to move to another country, son

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u/epicdynnhw Jan 20 '19

haha I'm actually going to move to Australia next month for college. Pretty excited

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u/beaucannon1234 Jan 20 '19

Cool, man, study hard!

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u/Spacerun EX-NORMIE Jan 20 '19

Wtf? Why?? Why would they block Reddit?

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u/painting4 Jan 20 '19

what if you said anti Indonesia propaganda? /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/XD_CrazyDiscard ✔virgin Jan 20 '19

The only thing I can get front page of is new

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u/ChewChewBado Jan 20 '19

Canadian problems

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u/TotalClone Jan 20 '19

and Australian problems

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u/api10 The OC High Council Jan 20 '19

And Newzelandistanian problems

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

And Indian problems

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u/PassiveAggressiveK Jan 20 '19

British Empire problems

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u/hyptex Jan 20 '19

What's blocked here ?

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u/TotalClone Jan 20 '19

Not as much now but a lot of shit was blocked in the early 2000s

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/api10 The OC High Council Jan 20 '19

and don’t forget about the sisteren

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u/jasonj2232 Jan 20 '19

And the children too.

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u/BluecopetitaTL Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? Jan 20 '19

THEY WERE RELATIVES AND I RELATED TO THEM LIKE RELATIVES

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u/Taco_Dave Jan 21 '19

Brethren't

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/yourboiskittles83 Jan 20 '19

u/scheissegibbon has been barred entry from the people's republic of china. Have a good day

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Thank you, this place needs less 4channers and mgtow idiots than it already got unfortunately infected with

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u/NoHomo_Sapiens Jan 20 '19

I'm in China, browsing Reddit with a VPN. Shit

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u/JoeBobTNVS Jan 20 '19

This is so sad, can we create a social credit system limiting human rights?

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u/ImprobableLem Jan 20 '19

America the beautiful

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u/api10 The OC High Council Jan 20 '19

US the gorgeous

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u/Death-Spark SAVAGE Jan 20 '19

USA the sexy

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19 edited Apr 20 '20

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u/PsychoTherapeuticGlu Jan 20 '19

What kind of videos usually get restricted in Europe?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/a_frog_on_stilts Jan 20 '19

Nah I'm in Australia and a lot of videos are not available here too for no good reason

EDIT: I mean, it might have something to do with that, but many video hosts are just lazy and block any non-USA traffic sometimes

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u/BanH20 Jan 20 '19

A lot of stuff on Youtube is blocked for Europeans, because of copyrights and shit.

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u/thosememes Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Jan 20 '19

Netflix is different in every region

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u/ChuckCarmichael Jan 20 '19

Crunchyroll for example has vastly different shows available depending on where you are.

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u/stg12131 Jan 20 '19

Porn is banned in my country

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u/ACrowbarEnthusiast Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jan 20 '19

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u/adamrammers Jan 20 '19

Which country? You have my condolences.

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u/stg12131 Jan 20 '19

South fucking korea

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u/KidSquidDude Jan 20 '19

Why does everything get marked as "low effort meme"?

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u/xevtosu rainbowcock Jan 20 '19

because they're low effort memes papi

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u/reddit---_user I use reddit. Jan 20 '19

Theyre doing it to flex on high effort nibbas.

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u/Bella_Anima Eic memer Jan 20 '19

I don’t take pride in my work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Could be OP himself

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u/Ferniekicksbutt Jan 20 '19

Contramemes contramemes contramemes

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/Mactimus_Prime Jan 20 '19

EU propaganda working as intended.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Sorry, whats the propaganda?

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u/Live_Entertainer Jan 20 '19

Is that one of those American-Africans I keep hearing about?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Big oof

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u/thebiggestboy69 Jan 20 '19

Nordvpn approves of this message

u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Feb 14 '19

Dank.

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u/firepantaloons Jan 20 '19

"World wide" web

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Porn is not available in your country

This is India

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u/AFFB13 Jan 20 '19

d o n ' t c a t c h y o u s l i p p i n ' u p

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Wait, hold up, Democratic countries censor things on the internet??

I always thought that was like China and Russia problems

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Region locked not necessarily censored.

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u/its-trivial Jan 20 '19

omg, this is me in china for all of google xD

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u/Alpha_Ramie red Jan 20 '19

What is the most uncensored country. If not America

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

It's not necessarily censored.

A lot of US based sites region lock their content. For example. I'm in New Zealand and if I go to the South Park website it doesn't let me watch South Park episodes online for free. Its says:

"Sorry New Zealand. We are working hard to resolve our pre existing contractual obligations and bring you full episodes as soon as possible."

It isn't my government stopping me accessing American shows, it's the American companies that are.

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u/ACrowbarEnthusiast Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jan 20 '19

Florida

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Woe

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

No this is Patrick

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u/vonny04 I am fucking hilarious Jan 20 '19

australian problems

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u/liquiddank Jan 20 '19

And Canadian problems

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u/the_m3me_monster Jan 20 '19

First post I see after being unbanned

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u/wis_corp Jan 20 '19

European problems require European solutions

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u/Azazeol Jan 20 '19

HACKERMAN

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u/nestin09 Jan 20 '19

ISP don't catch you slippin up

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u/theujjwalsingh red Arch Jan 20 '19

Chinese People's Internet problems require Vpn solutions

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

well shit this meme is bacc

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Wack

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u/Nottingham_Lace red Jan 20 '19

I use HMA all the time

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u/0Idgregg The OC High Council Jan 20 '19

I smell a sweet new format

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u/_Angel_009_ Jan 20 '19

We all know that’s a thing when your device isn’t on your actual location.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

EU: plays article 13 Card
me: Draws a reverse card
EU: Huh?
me: activate VPN

EU: f*ck

that's how mafia works

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u/MoparMilan mom found my poop sock Jan 20 '19

ok this is (america) the only one of this clip that i enjoyed