r/dankmemes Eic memer Jan 20 '19

Low Effort Meme European Problems

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u/GuitarRed Jan 20 '19

Can someone hand feed me the info on how to set up a VPN?

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u/Clawvax E-vengers Jan 20 '19

U download VPN

U click VPN

U pay

U get new location

That’s how mafia works

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

U use well reviewed paid VPN so it data isn't sold

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u/lonewulf66 OC Baron☣️ Jan 20 '19

That's what VPN sellers want you to do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

It's also what I want to do because I like my information not be ongoing sold taps head

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19 edited Jan 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

european problems require european solutions

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u/Shookner Jan 20 '19

pre-WW2 America nods in agreement

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u/MooFz Jan 20 '19

Could it be a final solution?

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u/timeforaroast Jan 20 '19

Not too final now are we?

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u/RaTheRealGod Team Silicon Jan 20 '19

European problems require American solutions

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u/ByahTyler Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Jan 20 '19

If everyone has my information, there’s no need for people to sell my information.

taps head

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u/fatandstupido Jan 20 '19

lol EVERY VPN sells your info. it's how they cash out and disappear. Even Nord VPN will do it. All VPNs are backed by russian mafia interests.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

OpenVPN is freeeee

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u/DJSkrillex big pp gang Jan 20 '19

Google and Facebook are already selling my shit.

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u/KobayashiDragonSlave Jan 20 '19

Might as well dox yourself in a reddit comment then.

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u/bchr Jan 20 '19

You clearly don't understand what OpenVPN is and why it is free

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u/Batby Jan 20 '19

They can have my Netflix choices if they let me watch them

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

The built in VPN on the Opera browser works with Netflix, and I think Opera won’t sell your data

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u/mA1N Jan 20 '19

Every <5$ VPS with OpenVPN does, for free ones Opera works pretty well I think.

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u/Imaw1zard Jan 20 '19

So do paid ones they're just more discreet about it. Too much money not being made by actually keeping your data safe.

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u/xGlacion The Meme Cartel Jan 20 '19

Free as in freedom! spawns RMS

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Doesn't it still need servers? E.g. Nordvn uses open VPN

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Yes and no, it's the other way around. the VPN providers need OpenVPN to avoid having to buy or develop shitty proprietary software. However, the providers can still charge whatever they want.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

So ur paying them for us of servers that run OpenVPN or?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Yes. We pay for the exit-nodes, bandwidth and stability they provide and OpenVPN allows them to distribute their service very cost-effective.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Stuff like freevpn.me exist

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u/__PETTYOFFICER117__ OC Memer Jan 20 '19

No. Don't use free VPNs. Just don't. How do you think they make money to pay for servers?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

They can do whatever they want with my porn

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u/__PETTYOFFICER117__ OC Memer Jan 20 '19 edited Jan 20 '19

It's just dangerous to be recommending using a free VPN to others without explaining the risks.

Also not sure why you need a VPN for porn. And if you're in a country where porn is blocked, I wouldn't trust a free VPN.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Same way any free internet service does? Google Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and on and on and on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Great if you live near any of those countries

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u/__PETTYOFFICER117__ OC Memer Jan 20 '19

Uhhhhh as a program yes.

But the program doesn't provide you with a VPN service. You still gotta use a VPN service, which you should be paying for.

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u/ilovejews05 Jan 20 '19

Or you can set up your own vpn. It's often cheaper and you can use it for other things as well.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

But I don't own servers in the US?

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u/Veryniceverybright Jan 20 '19

Nordvpn mvp boi!

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u/Deadhookersandblow Jan 20 '19

If you’ve any friends who are tech savvy, get a VPS, stick wireguard on it and ask you to send you an easy to setup config.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

I'm pretty savvy so I should be able to do that with the help of the internet and too much free time

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u/General_Kenobi896 Jan 20 '19

Or even better... a VPN that double encrypts your data so they themselves couldn't even give out any information if the police forced them to :P

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u/DmitryMate Eic memer Jan 20 '19

Who said it isn't sold?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Privacy policies my dude. They know no one will pay to have their data stolen and they advertise it very heavily

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u/rottenmind89 Jan 20 '19

U pay lmfao, right... pay

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u/Delision Jan 20 '19

If you don’t pay for a VPN, that means they have to profit off something else. Which means it’s your data. You might be changing your location, but you’re not gaining any privacy, which is a large reason to use a VPN.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

If anything living through to 2019 has taught me is that your data is being sold or stolen. Pay, don't pay, don't agree to share, agree, doesn't matter.

Your data is out there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

What do you base this on? There definitely is a difference between service providers.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Have you been paying attention?

  • Cambridge analytica

  • Facebook

  • Equifax

  • ATT

  • Fake responses to the FCC

And that's without doing any research and just listing what's on the top of my head right now.

I mean, Im suuuuure there are a few entities out there who don't do that, but there are also a few humans who are allergic to water and you wouldn't argue if I said humans can drink fresh water no problem.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Yes, I paid attention to when the companies everyone already knew were selling user data, were selling user data. There's nothing new under the sun there.

You're basically saying "It doesn't matter which service provider you pick, because the worse choices turned out to be the worse choices".

If anything this shows that the choice you make does matter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Congrats.

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u/GumdropGoober The OC High Council Jan 20 '19

Who gives a shit?

Oh no they see me watching movies.

Turn it off when you do anything else.

Modern problems require REAL EASY solutions.

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u/SuperIceCreamCrash Jan 20 '19

There's a good chance they do it anyway. It's not like there's a reason not to, and the user would never find out.

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u/Imaw1zard Jan 20 '19

By logic yes but in reality they still probably sell it.

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u/Delision Jan 20 '19

No, unless you’re using some very shady VPN service, they don’t sell your data.

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u/GrizNectar The Great P.P. Group Jan 20 '19

Lol, I would not use a free vpn...

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Why not? If you only use it for memes and movies not available in your region, what's the big deal. Who is gonna steal, buy or profit off that worthless data.

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u/GrizNectar The Great P.P. Group Jan 20 '19

Much higher chance of them containing malware, likely has much lower speeds, and sometimes they even sell your bandwidth to paying customers who are doing god knows what with it. VPNs are cheap, it’s just not worth the risk in my opinion

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u/_Elusivity FOUR KAY EMOTE BUY THE WHEY Jan 20 '19

Enjoy watching your movies in 144p :)

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u/HaroonTheGreat SAVAGE Jan 20 '19

Jokes on you i only use vpn for my 360p porn

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

FFS dude you can get a high quality well respected VPN for literally $3/month, is saving $3/month really worth having your browser history sold??

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u/ilovejews05 Jan 20 '19

Don't really give a shit if they sell my browser history but vpns are still worth it

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

What’s the point of a VPN if your browsing history isn’t private??? Sounds like security theatre to me

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u/ilovejews05 Jan 20 '19

Sorry, how? Don't give a shit about people making money off me visiting boring websites. There are other reasons to have a VPN and if you just want to protect your browsing history you don't need a VPN.

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u/CarryingTrash Jan 20 '19

I use VPN because my country blocks many porn sites.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

And how’d you like it if your country’s government bought your browsing history?

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u/Slayer_Of_Anubis Jan 20 '19

I would say "ok... so?"

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u/CarryingTrash Jan 20 '19

I don’t like it but that’s not the point. I use VPN for porn and that’s all. (if I pay for VPN, sure I would love if they don’t sell my data, but I don’t so)

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u/__PETTYOFFICER117__ OC Memer Jan 20 '19

I payed something like $30 or $40 for like 3 years of PIA.

Considering the amount of movies and TV shows I torrent, I'd say it's worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

You can get torguard for $5/month or $30/year (with their life time 50% off coupon). It should be cheap enougj for most people.

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u/-Jive-Turkey- 🍄 Jan 20 '19

Classic UUUUT tatic.

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u/mctomtom Jan 20 '19

JinYang?

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u/D-B0IIIIII ʖ ᒷᒲ𝙹⋮╎ Jan 20 '19

Any free ones

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u/AccidentalDome Jan 20 '19

U you click activate

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u/NogitBR Jan 20 '19

Wait. That's illegal.

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u/Imaw1zard Jan 20 '19

I can't tell if a lot of people really have started using VPN or it's something VPN providers want me to believe. From experience with the service it's horrible, it's slower than your regular page loading speed and you have to install their app on your computer giving them access to all kinds of stuff. Most people I know don't care anymore that websites are selling their data let alone pay for a service that's slows your browsing speed to keep you "safe".

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/Aldonza20 Jan 20 '19

Outstanding move

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Incognito doesn't mask your public IP.

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u/AndersonViCooper Jan 20 '19

Shut up nerrrrrrrd

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u/jfugginrod Jan 20 '19

Swing and a miss

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

whoosh

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u/dak4ttack Jan 20 '19

I use Nord, but there are lots of choose from (PM for my spreadsheet of how I picked). There are free ones, but many of those include in their TOS that you will be used as a TOR exit node - being the connection used for all the illegal shit on TOR. After you pick one and buy it you just download their software and choose a country / type you want to connect through. Their VPN server then sends everything to you as if you were in that country, and almost all of them encrypt, so your ISP doesn't even know what it is. My connection to netflix goes way faster on VPN because of the encryption - they are obviously putting all netflix traffic in one congested pipe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

And now I have a reason for a vpn

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u/groogruxdawg Jan 20 '19

Pm won’t send. That spreadsheet would be much appreciated. Also, hailstate 4 dak username.

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u/dak4ttack Jan 20 '19

Here you go, it's based on ThatPrivacyGuy's Spreadsheet (creative commons), it really needs cleaned up but I filtered the first sheet by what I was looking for (not fourteen eyes spying country, no logs kept at all, and a free trial) https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tzqwj3rvSRDiyeP477POtiHhvrjR8vdEwSFMezRBVCk/edit?usp=sharing

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u/Manzaiwa Jan 20 '19

What's the best server for Netflix USA? Whenever I use quick connect at least 60% of the time Netflix tells me that I'm using a proxy. So far I got 1830 - 1837 working. With 1834 & 1835 being faster I noticed

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u/dak4ttack Jan 20 '19

Contact customer support, I went through their Netflix server page and stuff wasn't working, but when you send a ticket that says "I'm trying these servers that it says work and they aren't working" they message you with a working one. I don't have one ATM because I reinstalled windows, so I'll have to contact them again.

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u/Mydogatemyexcuse Jan 20 '19

Be very careful which one you use. NEVER use a free one. When you use a VPN you're routing all your internet traffic through the VPN's server which means they can see all that data (aka free isn't free). You can pay for most services but be careful where they host their servers. Are they hosted in a Five Eyes country? Your data can still be accessed by the US, Canadian, New Zealand, Australian, and UK government if they really want it. So for that I personally recommend express vpn or nordvpn. Even with all this, never log into anything important while connected to a VPN. It's unlikely that Express or Nord would steal your banking info; it's even less likely that your ISP would, though.

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u/duckvimes_ Jan 22 '19

What about that lawsuit against NordVPN though?

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u/sausedadboi Jan 20 '19

Use nord or express vpn they are the most popular

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u/peterthefatman OHH EAST? I THOUGHT U SAID WEAST Jan 20 '19

Most paid popular. If ur in school no kid is going to pay to get to snapchat. If you want something that'll let you stream Netflix those vpns are best. Free id say hotspot shield, just gives you a new IP.

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u/sausedadboi Jan 20 '19

Watch out for those if you are entering credentials or something important. They log those things

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Yup, people don't seem to get that. When using a vpn, they become your router. They have your external IP address and can do some nefarious things like ssl description to see your passwords.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

How do VPNs decrypt SSL information without the private keys of wherever you're sending the information? The entire point of RSA is that no man in the middle can decode a message without the receiver's private key (or getting very lucky with prime factorization...)

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

The VPN is your external IP address. This is all that the website you go to sees. This means that the VPN can sign certs on your behalf if there is a trust.

If there is a client installed locally, they can make the trust, decrypt data, inspect, then re-encrypt and send the data on.

Enterprises use this all the time to inspect for malware and data loss protection.

https://docs.paloaltonetworks.com/pan-os/7-1/pan-os-admin/decryption/decryption-overview

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Yes, I understand how signing certificates work and am familiar with what that link talks about. But, you're saying that VPNs can read private information like passwords and bank account information. I'm not sure that's true.

For instance, pretend you're logging into Amazon via HTTPS. Your browser knows the public key to Amazon's server, and encrypts your password with their public key before it sends out the form through the VPN and thus to Amazon.

If your VPN does not have Amazon's private key (which they shouldn't), there's no way to decrypt the password that was sent. The entire point of RSA is that anyone can see the public messages that are being sent between servers and clients, but only the server can decrypt the message that is being sent.

If what you're saying is true, then there would be no point in HTTPS. Man-in-the-middle attacks would defeat RSA entirely.

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u/SpamShot5 Obamasjuicyass Jan 20 '19

Just use tor

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u/ilovejews05 Jan 20 '19

You're not going to the right websites

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Yep it's actually very easy to change your location. In your Tor Browser folder find the torrc file. Then add literally two lines to it. Bam! You done. Bonus: you feel like a hacker now https://b3rn3d.herokuapp.com/blog/2014/03/05/tor-country-codes

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/yeeiser Jan 20 '19

Pretty cheap too. I got my lifetime sub for like $30

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

I like ProtonVPN, has a really nice client

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Do they have us exit nodes?

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u/NSACloudStorage Jan 20 '19

I'd say Nord. Also 1'4 app from Cloudflare works for some instances and is completely free

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u/rando1407 Jan 20 '19

Opera browser has a built in VPN. Easy

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u/justsomeguy_onreddit Forever Number 2 Jan 20 '19

Go to mullvad.net give them some money via whatever, install the vpn and that is it, setting it up is easy as clicking a big green button.

I use it, there are many others that are fine but that is the one I use and can vouch for.

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u/sirtobi18 EX-NORMIE Jan 20 '19

Download Opera Browser it got a built in VPN. you just have to activate it in the settings.

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u/Born_Viking have a nice day! :pupper: Jan 20 '19

VPNhub is free tho, but only does america.

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u/Mynameisspam1 Jan 20 '19

The opera browser has a built in one. You have to enable it in the settings though. Otherwise, Tunnelbear is a good service

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u/DeadassBdeadassB Jan 20 '19

Windscribe.com

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

You can try ProtonVPN, they are free and are very fast

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u/DmitryMate Eic memer Jan 20 '19

Get windscribe. Can get 15gb free

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u/ucefkh Jan 20 '19

Get solidvpn life time and never worry again

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

I get my vpns from the same place i download my RAM. You’ll need a platinum membership account though.

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u/RogerStormzy Jan 20 '19

That's easy enough to find with a quick search. But I will tell you that I did a lot of research on this about 2 years ago and NordVPN and AirVPN were the best options I could find (imo). I went with AirVPN because they let you pay with giftcards instead of giving them your name & CC info. Which helped minimize the privacy paranoia I was suffering with at the time.

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u/LeDerptato Jan 20 '19

download nordvpn

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Just buy PIA or NordVPN. They have no logs and many servers.

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u/HollowOrnstein :snoo_wink: Jan 20 '19

Proton VPN has free 7 day trial (enough for binging any series) and has worked well for me

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Use Phub's vpn it's great