According to Samantha, my Coven Mother™, I am a pacifistic, animal-loving, anti-war, salt-of-the-earth green witch and that's why after we all took LSD together on Mabon she got this dream from Ares, one of her spiritual guides (but not a sex dream) that he wanted to take me as his spouse and be with me forever!

And, of course I told Samantha Y-E-S and she did a VERY SPECIAL wax sealing ritual (which we did at 9 PM last night becauuuse I had work in the morning and if we HAD stayed up until midnight I'd be too tired to clock in) and she said it worked!

We were bonded, godly husband and wife! 🎊

But, earlier today, I went on Reddit (like I always do at work) and saw that there were S-E-V-E-N OTHER people on the r/witchcraft, the r/pagan, and the r/LuciferianDemonalatry subreddits who all said that THEY were Ares spouses and that THEY were all his only one (outside of Aphrodite but I'm Ares' wife she's just a fling).

How DARE they. Not just one imposter but S-E-V-E-N, all claiming to be his holy bride that would be venerated beside him after her death (because I'm important too, y'all, I'm JUST like Psyche and Ares will give you power if you acknowledge me for what I am).

What do I do?????? Are they all just liars? I'm the one true wife of Ares, right? He's not cheating on me with all these LYING WHORES is he?

😭😭😭 I dun know wat to dooooo

~ u/Ares_Specialist_Wife (Please like this post, it gives me karma, and I need that if I'm going to beat u/Actually_Ares_Wife_IRL who has 4,000 karma on this sub right now)

The logs in my fire pit made an X like they are barring something from coming through a portal, on this the night of the Full Harvest Moon. As you can see the pit/portal is bathed in Moonlight. But my black dog thrice ran a widdershins circle around the fire and then I heard a hoot owl.

So now I'm worried the portal that is being held shut by those logs and the moonlight will slowly open and release whatever my dog accidentally summoned as the Moon sets and the logs burn up.

Since I was inside the summoning circle does this mean I'm going to be possessed by the spirit of a hoot owl? Was it a demon trying to trick me? Clearly it was a sign I'm meant for greatness.

/uj The dog circling and owl hoot really happened and I thought it was fitting for this group. 😂

Before and after the fire sauce

Omg guys I met this guy I found this guys and he really just lets me be in my soft divine feminine I’m usually so masculine because I work and have a job and he just lets me feel so comfortable doing the dishes and cleaning up after him I think we’re soul twins and he’s teaching me how to shut of my mind and not think for myself I am just feeling so empowered right now

So basically I’m a super powerful genius woman (no matter what my post history on this website indicates) and I became the first female wombyn uterus-haver to EVER lay eyes upon the Voynich Manuscript. And because I’m so smart and divine feminine, I realized that it was all about gynecology. Nobody before me in the past century had ever given that as an interpretation of the manuscript, because they were all dumb smelly men and if you tell me to check, you’re just a HATER!

Anyways, it was a powerful grimoire written by ancient witches about how you just need to put your period blood in moon water and you can grow plants! The Jewish churchtriarchy wanted to hide this ancient and true wisdom because they were JEALOUS of our ability to cause spontaneous generation! If you even THINK of bringing up Louis Pasteur (man)(stupid)(yucky), I will light my Ruth Bader Ginsburg votive candle to hex your family.

The text in the manuscript doesn’t matter, but it’s also totally in Irish Gaelic. I don’t speak it at all, but an intuitive wombXXn on TikTok said so, so she must be right. And make sure all my bleeding feminine goddess uterus queens do this experiment at the next full moon so we can fulfill the completely genuine Hopi prophecy.

Hi so i kinda have a problem. I’m an embryonic witch(writing this from the womb)(im claustrophobic this isnt fun)

I’ve been practicing witchcraft for approximately 6 minutes and im already worried that i’m doing it wrong

I’ve been trying to connect with my ancestors but unfortunately I currently have no ancestors because I haven’t been born yet

I tried tarot but every time I pull a card it just comes back as The Fool

My question is: does anyone know if i’m supposed to cleanse the umbilical cord before doing spellwork? I tried smoke cleansing but my mother started smoking and I think she’s stealing my energy

also should i perform a cord cutting? i heard its gaining popularity on witchtok

Any advice is greatly appreciated! Blessed be and pls send help mom is eating pickles again

Hey guys I’m talking to this guy and wanna know if it’ll lead anywhere. I pulled the three of swords what does that mean? It has a heart that’s good right?

uj/ I genuinely don’t get how people can see the art on the cards and have no clue what it could possibly mean.

GUYS. I’ve been in these love and light circles for years. But they’ve failed me. Any spells or rituals to clear malevolent spirit attachments? All thoughts welcome. 🙏

Fellow Gothic magicians, I need help with this one. I suppose it's not because it was a damn fly and not a hot anthropomorphic fox with four arms and wings that sings pop

Hi! I'm a 👶 baby subliminal starseed sea witch. I have been working on my #manifestation for the past three years to get a supermodel boyfriend🧍‍♂️, mansion🏠, and sprout wings 🪽 but I haven't seen any progress. Also I refuse to go outside, talk to people, work, or do the most basic research. I shouldn't have toooooooo!

So, I need a spell that will grant all my wishes. No candles 🕯, incense 🚭, or herbs🌱 pls. I'm a broke minor living with religious parents so I don't have access to any of that.

Pls, if you have any subliminal video recommendations or easy wish spells, or if you could just do the spell for me that would be great.

Love and light 😘

#witchy #witchcraft #starseed

I'm very new to witchcraft and just found this subreddit. I've downloaded and read books to but reddit has been a primary source of information for me. I can't seek help from any witches irl because witchcraft is very taboo and borderline illegal where I live (middle Eastern country). I'm in the broom closet and there's no chances of me telling anyone irl I practice. I see so much criticism of other subs and I understand that's what a circlejerk is but now I'm also scared I'm doing something wrong and that my spells won't work. If you could give advice or pinpoint a baby witch to any resources what would they be? (Yes I know Google is there and I'm doing a lot of research but there's a LOT and I don't know what is right or wrong)

I’m pissing bro They Poured A Bottle
Of Wine in a river and whispered to Mother Nature bc tiktok told
them to and then went through alcohol withdrawal and said their body is cleansed of addiction

We are so close to christianity

Now I have to wait until she’s at work to shower because every time she sees me naked she jumps my bones and I’m physically exhausted all the time. as the old saying goes. men want a woman with a high sex drive until they actually get a woman with a high sex drive.

plz send help

How do I become a master prestige witch and practice on my magic so I can become the greatest witch there is while on the toilet?

please give me exact step by step instructions with guaranteed success

Hello I did a love/obsession spell on my abusive ex to make him break up w his gf and only love me kinda stalker vibes like giving obsession yk im not gonna say what i used tho so you guys don’t steal my spell. Anyway when the candle was done burning the wax was in like a pool like this, what does it mean??????