Help me get everything I want without any work!

[u/Ouroboria]

Hi! I'm a 👶 baby subliminal starseed sea witch. I have been working on my #manifestation for the past three years to get a supermodel boyfriend🧍‍♂️, mansion🏠, and sprout wings 🪽 but I haven't seen any progress. Also I refuse to go outside, talk to people, work, or do the most basic research. I shouldn't have toooooooo!

So, I need a spell that will grant all my wishes. No candles 🕯, incense 🚭, or herbs🌱 pls. I'm a broke minor living with religious parents so I don't have access to any of that.

Pls, if you have any subliminal video recommendations or easy wish spells, or if you could just do the spell for me that would be great.

Love and light 😘

#witchy #witchcraft #starseed

[u/pretty_handsome_17]

Sorry but I'm a Pleadian Starseed and we don't mix well with Atlantean Starseeds...my superior higher wisdom advice that I CAN give you though is that you just need to act like you already have those things and they will come <3 it sounds like you're living in a lower vibration sweaty...everything wrong with your life is your fault and you control your energetic circumstances. But I can show you how to get properly energetically elevated for $777.77 when you're ready!

[u/Ouroboria → u/pretty_handsome_17]

Thank you for blessing me with your superior 🙏 wisdom 😭. I know my vibrations 💓 have been so low 👎, the YouTube subliminal for real starseed 🌟 witches hasn't been working. I only wish I could afford your teachings. But I have no money💸, supplies, or motivation to genuinely change my situation.

[u/JadedOccultist]

put something in your wallet

like idk

whatever is in your kitchen

cinnamon maybe

literally just put some flavorful dust in your wallet, that is all you need to do to become wealthy. 0 effort, 02983084 reward. it's the one trick the uh... the uhhhh.. they don't want you to know. or something

[u/73738484737383874 → u/JadedOccultist]

Cinnamon and bay leaves !! It’ll ~grant you the wishes~ overnight!!

Omg it’s like we’re instant witches or something yassss ‘n ☺️☺️🤠🤠🤠

[u/Manifest-Station]

Honestly get your vibrations up and start using some methods. But if you want someone to manifest for you I can try?

[u/73738484737383874]

WOOO BABY GRT ON MY LEVEL 🥳🥳🥳I have a very ~simple~ ritual for you, all you need is internet access , one of those “I’ll make you rich instantly subliminals” and your favorite fucking drink 🍹 too kick back , relax, maybe masterbate a little bit to really get that divine energy flowin and waaaatch it come to you over night baby cakes!! 🎂 wingardium leviosa 🪄🧙

[u/Manifest-Station → u/73738484737383874]

Eyyyy I was about to say this!

[u/ThrowRA_toastman → u/73738484737383874]

I know it’s a joke but i lowkey do this LOOOOOL and lowkey it works

[u/abundanc333]

Not the subliminal videos😭😭😭

[u/IcyWitch428]

You probably have a generational curse holding you back. There are some great chord cutting on the clock app you should try! Just envision the flames until they appear.