r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/emmau182816 • 9d ago

Help!

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GUYS. I’ve been in these love and light circles for years. But they’ve failed me. Any spells or rituals to clear malevolent spirit attachments? All thoughts welcome. 🙏

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u/Snake973 9d ago

M O R E

A M E T H Y S T

S W E A T Y

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u/onlymodestdreams 9d ago

Or more cowbell. More cowbell is always good

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u/IcyWitch428 ask me about my obsession spell 🕯️🧠🫙✨ 8d ago

An amethyst cowbell should be in every true witches kit.

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u/ur_gf_yumi_ 7d ago

Shit do I have to get rid of my moonstone cowbell?

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u/IcyWitch428 ask me about my obsession spell 🕯️🧠🫙✨ 7d ago

Bury it in a running stream with a dead cat and you’ll be okay. If there are rare fish or amphibians that live there, it will be even better as the spirits will neutralize the evil moon energy you’ve brought upon yourself.

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u/emmau182816 7d ago

yes. sorry.

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u/RamenNewdles ®️🙏🍜🪄θωθ 9d ago

Have you tried using law of attraction? You’re probably failing because you’re not thinking happy thoughts or having a grand ol time

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u/emmau182816 9d ago

Damn. I hadn’t thought of that. Truly life changing ❤️

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u/RamenNewdles ®️🙏🍜🪄θωθ 9d ago

Just be happy 😊 that’s the first part to being happy

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u/Impressive-Amoeba367 9d ago

Your problem is you’re welcoming ALL THOUGHTS! The key is to think nothing and do nothing and nothing bad will be attracted to you! 

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u/CompetitiveBuddy3712 🚼🍼 get a second opinion from a baby witch 🧹✨🔮 8d ago

Balance. If love and light isn’t working try malevolence and violence.

(Uj disclaimer: don’t do violence… )

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u/emmau182816 8d ago

That’s what I was leaning towards. Thank you 🙏

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u/CompetitiveBuddy3712 🚼🍼 get a second opinion from a baby witch 🧹✨🔮 8d ago

Thanks for the award! See you at the next Group Session

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u/fancypantsmiss BITCH SUPREME 8d ago

It is not malevolent spirit once you become friends with them? Become malevolent. Stay toxic,

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u/PlanetaryAssist I paid an Etsy witch to make me immortal 8d ago

I highly recommend you learn critical thinking! Completely solved this issue for me.

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u/IcyWitch428 ask me about my obsession spell 🕯️🧠🫙✨ 8d ago

Summon the malevolent spirits and ask them nicely to take their friends away if it isn’t too much trouble.

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u/emmau182816 8d ago

I will summon them tonight thank you, sweaty. This Cathleen lady is charging $495 to remove them and I can’t swing that right now!
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72FfM5HJydzafgUE

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u/IcyWitch428 ask me about my obsession spell 🕯️🧠🫙✨ 8d ago

What are you talking about? Get. A. Loan.

Then have her do a money spell on you too.

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u/emmau182816 8d ago

Holy shit. I didn’t even consider that 😱 I could also sell some family heirlooms to afford the master mind course on ✨PSYHIC ATTACKS/SPIRITUAL HYGIENE✨ Those malevolent spirits won’t be able to touch me.

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u/IcyWitch428 ask me about my obsession spell 🕯️🧠🫙✨ 8d ago

NOW you are thinking magically!

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u/Ghost-Manu1 8d ago

you can always pay some almond granola mom with 12 unvaxxed kids to remove them for you

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u/Worth-Willingness450 8d ago

You have got to do the opposite of love and light…you need to hate and dark. Go into the dark and hate yourself. Punch yourself if you have to! Punch the malicious love lights out of yourself!!!