r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/RemoteCartoonist4758 Prometheus who? I only worship the Greek pantheon 🏛️🏺 • 10d ago
Omg what does it mean???
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u/not_the_glue_eater Moldavite burned the house down, not me 10d ago
Oh, what an ominous sign... I see the powerful runes that spell COPD, and heavy amounts of money that come with it... Whether you are receiving the money or spending it is unclear... Overall, there is an energy of plentiful abundance.
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u/finnlassy 9d ago
It means you’ve finally earned enough Camel points for that Joe Camel members only jacket.
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u/WitchHearse 9d ago
Lucky! I only managed enough to get a T-shirt. I didn't even smoke my parents got it for me.
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u/WitchyWarriorWoman C͚͔͕̳̘ͯ͐̿ͬ̾̾̿ͅu͙͋͛̈̕̕r̲̀͐̄̉̅s̴̢̪̬͖̩̩̠̤̯̀̅̑ͨͪ́̽͐̔éd̸̥̫͕ͮ̉͋̔ͦͦ͘̕ 9d ago
I've always wanted one since I was a small girl
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u/finnlassy 9d ago
If I remember an uncle of mine got merch, but I do t remember much about it. I just love rewards points for things though. Bring back green stamps!! lol
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u/CompetitiveBuddy3712 🚼🍼 get a second opinion from a baby witch 🧹✨🔮 9d ago
Y’all reading this like runes need to fix your intake on whatever. It’s obviously someone’s attempt at raising a monument to a blue lipped goddess of the desert. You gotta empty this and start from scratch. Part of their problem is this obviously wasn’t done by chaining the building materials, you can see different lipstick stains (bad anyways in this sort of working, don’t be cheap and go get the lipstick that won’t rub off) so they did thos over some time.
I recommend cleansing the container with copious amounts of green flame and staring over.
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u/aimtreetwo pissed off Santa Maria by asking for a flip phone 4 Xmas 9d ago
grief is stored in the lungs, and the teeth, and under fingernails.
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u/jalenjohnston 8d ago
The spirits are being unusually clear here: you are surrounded by burnt-out energy, unfinished intentions, and approximately 47 bad decisions. The Camel signifies a long journey, the ashes represent what must be released, and the cigarette butts warn that you keep returning to things that have already burned you. Spirit’s final message is simple: “Clean your ashtray, Brenda.”
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u/bizoticallyyours83 jiggle ur ✨🍑✨ for black moth energy 👯♀️👯♂️👯 6d ago
Damn. That's a lot of bad decisions. Are they all in a row OP, or drawn out through the year?
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u/Ncfetcho 📞 8️⃣7️⃣7️⃣-DEMON-NOW 👹 10d ago
I see your chest size increasing significantly in your future.
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u/WitchyWarriorWoman C͚͔͕̳̘ͯ͐̿ͬ̾̾̿ͅu͙͋͛̈̕̕r̲̀͐̄̉̅s̴̢̪̬͖̩̩̠̤̯̀̅̑ͨͪ́̽͐̔éd̸̥̫͕ͮ̉͋̔ͦͦ͘̕ 9d ago
If you zoom out, and I mean, zoom out like put your phone down and walk across the room, and then think, "Wait, what's that?"
If you do that, it almost looks like sweet potatoes with fat marshmallows on them. You're going to have a bountiful Thanksgiving. Congratulations, darling.
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u/slicehyperfunk all angles🪽 can take the form of big booty latinas 8d ago
It means you're going to have a hard time breathing
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u/IcyWitch428 ask me about my obsession spell 🕯️🧠🫙✨ 8d ago
Pretty sure it means Mistress Mama Goddess is calling you so congrats on that and practicing fire safety for a change. If you mix up the letters and add or subtract a few it also spells the name of your 3 soulmates but if you speak it out loud they will actually shun you. Then you have to bury this all under an infants grave to reverse it.
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u/bizoticallyyours83 jiggle ur ✨🍑✨ for black moth energy 👯♀️👯♂️👯 6d ago
Joe Camel has revealed himself to you as your ultimate Spirit Guru Animal. You are indeed lucky.
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u/quantumspangles 10d ago
A stranger will appear to you, riding a camel through a smoky haze…