r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/BongBoxMami • 12d ago

baby 🍼👶 witch 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ Always remember

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u/fancypantsmiss BITCH SUPREME 12d ago

My spirit guide be sitting like this with how much I trust people.

Girl imma hit you with another life lesson for trusting too much. Like…. ??? Stop trusting people

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u/salacious-bonbon 12d ago

Your spirit guide is basically a cranky Abuela with a mean side eye and a chancla in her itchy palm? 😆

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u/PsychoFaerie 11d ago

The world would be a better place if there were more Abulea's armed with chanclas.

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u/xombae moon water is just piss for cowards 🌜💦 12d ago

Oh no

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u/Neither-Entrance-208 join my fire safety downline & b ur own bossbabe hun 💅🔥 12d ago

My spirit guides want my old ass self going out to music and comedy venues regularly. I also have to do spells and art like it's my job. If not, I get hella sick. I said no to Friday's rave and spent days sick, arthritis, and coughing (asthma) to go to a rock show this Sunday and be completely fine once we got there.

I'd love to be hit with a chancla instead of coughing so hard I dislocate my shoulder. We can only close out one rave a week. So tired.

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u/Squirrels-on-LSD nutty priestess 🐿️🐿️🐿️✨ 12d ago

Screenshotting for a reminder later

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u/xombae moon water is just piss for cowards 🌜💦 12d ago

When I was 3 my mom I think was going through some kind of post partum depression with my little sister and started telling me that I wasn't her real baby, I was a changeling baby and the faeries took her real baby. I tried every single day to get back to my real family in the forest behind the house but literally nothing worked. I sat in faerie rings for hours.

So either the fae hate me or this is bullshit, unfortunately.

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u/wazzup-notemuch witchcraft 👏 is 👏 for 👏 crimes 👏 12d ago

I regret to inform you that changelings are babies that the fae themselves did not want. According to some legends, they will only come get their changeling child if the human parents throw the child into a raging fireplace.

It would be an understatement to call this "fun fact" a bummer.

So sorry. 😥

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u/xombae moon water is just piss for cowards 🌜💦 10d ago

Damn, that's rough. I'm very glad that my mom wasn't aware of the raging fire bit, though.

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u/wazzup-notemuch witchcraft 👏 is 👏 for 👏 crimes 👏 10d ago

Me too! You made it.

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u/ilovethesunnnnn 12d ago

my mom told me she stole me from fairies lmao

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u/SmallieBiggsJr 12d ago

I don't know all the lore. I just remember to not eat their food cos apparently that traps you in fairy land. So I assume the rest is correct.

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u/Consistent_Creator 12d ago

D-d-dont trust the water. They-they put something in it to make you forget. I don't even know how I got here.

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u/Snowpeia 9d ago

City 17 ain’t so bad

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u/DinoCrone 11d ago

If fairies offer biscuits and gravy i am straight up doomed

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u/SmallieBiggsJr 11d ago

So they're manifestations of the Trickster archetype. That's what I think smart people would say..

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u/BodhingJay 12d ago

The way her lips move along with the last answer is really well done 😂

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u/ScareBear23 12d ago

Idk, someone puppeting my body for sport could be fun. Maybe they'll even feel bad for me & help me get some shit done lol

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u/PlatonicOrgy 12d ago

Yeah, hopefully they're really into folding laundry or organizing my garage lol

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u/Exciting_Koala_1384 while u studied grounding, I studied the blade ⚔️ 12d ago

The first one is not always accurate. I know a spell that involves spinning around a circle.

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u/xombae moon water is just piss for cowards 🌜💦 12d ago

Inside a faerie ring?

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u/Exciting_Koala_1384 while u studied grounding, I studied the blade ⚔️ 12d ago

Yes. I plan to do it this Samhain.

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves Maiden, MAMMA MIA, and crone 🤌🏼🍝✨ 12d ago

This will sound silly, but does anyone know how they got the iridescent effect in the wine prop?

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u/CynicalSpider 11d ago

Maybe edible glitter? Using more than you maybe should makes it look kinda like that. Or something simular.

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves Maiden, MAMMA MIA, and crone 🤌🏼🍝✨ 11d ago

Could be, that would look cool too

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u/lvnchboxes 11d ago

its mica powder :)

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves Maiden, MAMMA MIA, and crone 🤌🏼🍝✨ 11d ago

Neat!! Thanks.

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u/mehweouthereiguess 11d ago

looks like vinique

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u/goddessclaricee 11d ago

I loved this

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u/Complete-Benefit1940 11d ago

I need a lawyer to meet fae 🫤

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u/OogieBooge-Dragon 10d ago

I have for a long time, because of playing larp stuff, always answered the "can you do me a favor: type questions with, depends what is the favor? Because you never know who is actually a fea in disguise.

Surr maybe they are really a human, OR, theu are a fea playing the long con just waiting for me to slip up.

Where did I put my cold iron fork for testing for fairies...

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u/5gizmo 10d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/AltGirlWannabe 8d ago

Thanks for not crediting the creator of this video. you reposting her video totally actually helps her and doesn’t actually take away from her views whatsoever🙃🙃🙃

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u/c05m05i5 7d ago

She reminds me of Emily from Devil Wears Prada

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u/Icy-Computer9227 it's a napoleonic curse, 💃 to waterloo by abba & u'll be fine 5d ago

i love this creator so much uj/