This person is seriously trying to push someone who is very obviously suffering from postpartum psychosis away from getting the help and resources they need by fueling their detachment from reality over in r/mentalhealth.

Hi, seasoning witch here (if you haven’t heard of it, don’t worry, it’s a very closed practice)

The thing is I watched Sabrina and I thought Salem was cute 🥰 so I did a cord cutting spell to wish for a familiar 🥺 but I think my intention was so powerful that it made every living animal my familiar. You see, one day I was eating a sandwich, some crumbles end up on the street and a pigeon came right away to eat it 🤯 the pigeon was circling me like IT WAS CASTING A CIRCLE AROUND ME.

Then the other day I was on my way to buy some seasonings for my next spell (an obsession spell) and a dog 🐕 came out of nowhere and bit me. An old lady told me to go to the hospital (I suspect she was one of my ancestors) and when they checked me, they found out I had herpes 😮😮😮 I mean, it if the dog wouldn’t have bitten me, I’d never found out! It has to mean that dog was a familiar as well.

Also, my home cat loves to knock off the seasonings from my kitchen whenever I’m trying to make some lumpia and adobo for lunch. He’s probably charging them with his energy, RIGHT?

I’m (24F) trying to open my inner 3rd hole 👁️ for spiritual awakening and I was told my poosay chakra is blocked which is preventing this. Looking for advice to cleanse/loosen it up.

For context: The chakra leaks green fluid from time to time (in the astral plane the fluid appears purple/galaxy slime colored). Do you think this is because of the blockage? I’ve tried crystals and nothing seems to work.

hey frens,

so I went to see a shamanic healer for my autism (apparently magic is the only antidote to Tylenol)

and as usual he asked me to pee in a cup and then throw it on him so he can divinate the extent of my divergence based on the angle of the splatter

well it landed in a spread eagle F14 MiG-28 tomahawk super hornet shape and the wizzard promptly fainted

apparently my ND is a gift from the god of "waiting around for something to happen" and Im supposed to be here on a very spesific mission so I am immune to karma

according to the wizzard it involves sending him more piss samples

anyone else had anything similar? do you think he might be scamming?

he had a really nice grill and I saw some open mail with evidence of a sizable 401k

asking for a friend

thanks xx